I just wanted something light-hearted and fluffy since the last TomTord one-shot I made was pretty morbid. So here you go!

This is an alternate universe where the Eddsworld gang (and their female counterparts) are powerful entities that control a piece of human nature. So what happens when two destructive tendencies fall in love? Will chaos reign? Will something beautiful happen?? Or does BB-Chan need to update her other stories other than making one-shots? We'll never know!

(And yes. This the first one-shot to be first person.)

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"Tord! Tord!" ah, Tori, the favored sibling.

Wait, the favored sibling? Let's have a quick filler in, shall we? I am Tord, the entity of a human's want of destruction. That girl who called me over there at the beginning? That's my sister, Tori.

Humans like you live on Earth. Pretty well known, right? But you know those tendencies and feelings you have being human, right? Yeah, that's our fault.

Helplessly falling in love with someone you know won't like you back? Our fault. Feeling sad for no apparent reason? Our fault. The overwhelming anxiety you have over just a small trivial thing? Our fault. We meddle a lot in human lives.

But that's our function. We're supposed to meddle, as we are entities of human tendencies and emotions. But who are 'we'? I already told you before, I am Tord, the entity of a human's want of destruction, the eldest sibling of my sister.

Tori is the youngest. Since after destruction, comes comfort. Yet she is the most favored sibling. Why is that? She is the entity of human comfort and safety. Her entire reputation is that she grants gigantic boons for humans, granting them safety. She is also liked because she isn't an entity that brings despair and misery into human's lives. She's like a safety blanket, somewhat.

I can't blame her for being liked. It's not my fault human's don't like misery. Yet, I am despised since I am the one that's always fueling the fire. Perhaps you have an heated argument with someone, and it gets pretty nasty. I am the one that fuels your anger, your fury, as it causes more destruction. I also may be the one at fault for major world wars and the falling of past empires...

I turn around, humming to show she got my attention. Like usual, as Tori enters the room, a warm feeling enters with her, her smile lighting up the whole room. I can't help but smile too. The aura she brings around her was just too comforting not to smile. I began to look down at her as Tori approaches me. (A/N: yes, I made Tord taller than Tori. Go and rant to me-) "What's up, Tori?" I say.

"We're having Tamara and her brother coming over today!" she exclaims in her usual jovial voice.

"Tamara? Isn't she that one entity that kissed you when you were down with the humans-?"

"She was drunk. I let it slide, and we never mention it anymore." Tori interjects, a little blush spread to her cheeks.

I chuckle. I like teasing Tori. I knew she liked that no-eyed entity for quite some time now, constantly talking about her to me. Poor her, she never learned her lesson. She was just giving me free ammunition to tease her even more.

"Alright." I say in defeat, still smirking. "Anyways, why mention this to me?"

"We're going to have dinner." replies Tori.

"More like you and Tamara are going on a date, and you two bringing your older brothers to look after you."

"What!? No!" Tori crosses her arms, crossing her arms. "Look, I'm just telling you this so you can get ready! Don't want our guests to be blinded by your hideous face when they look at you."

"Then you should get ready too. I don't think your date would like to see the monster that is Tori."

Tori rolls her eyes as she walks out of the room. "Fuck you." she yells out.

I wave at her. "I love you too, Tori."

I smile as Tori storms out of the room. She was funny like that. I relaxed a little, as the room was now filled with my destructive energy, enough to make any human who was able to step in to make an angry rant on Twitter. Yeah, Twitter was my place to shine.

As I began to relax myself, my mind went back to the our guests who will be attending this dinner. I knew Tamara and her brother well. Tamara was youngest like Tori, the entity of the human's ability to grasp common sense and strategy. She was mainly popular during war, which causes us to meet frequently.

Then there was her older brother, Tom, who was the entity of human addiction and hobbies. You think the entity of addiction would get along great with the entity of destruction. But instead, we butted heads.

Turned out Tom didn't like the destructive part of addiction. Only the small hobbies that bring humans joy. However, I loved the destructive part. That's where I thrive. The only thing we have in common is that we love our sisters dearly, and so badly want them to get together.

We were like enemies. Most of the time, if our sisters weren't there to witness us, we'd make sure everyone in the room knows we despise each other. We would indirectly insult the other, using consequence as a way taunt one another.

But in certain situations when we do meet because we have to meddle in human lives, our interactions were friendlier than the ones we usually have. We'd actually talk to one another, and share moments where we laugh at the humans. Some of which we aren't even messing with!

Despite all of that, I do admit I have feelings for that entity of human hobbies.

When I first found out about these feelings, I simply thought it was envy. You know, that ugly feeling you humans hate? Well, unlike you, I actually talked about it to Tom. I simply thought since he was more liked by humans, I envied him because I desired the affection of the humans.

But then these feelings began to grow. And even I can tell it wasn't envy. And it wasn't admiration either.

It was love. I loved the entity that I am foes with.

I loved how he was so protective towards the people he cared about. I loved that under that rude exterior was a goofy guy who enjoyed making jokes. I loved how his flaws were his best qualities- simply impatient because time cannot be wasted. I loved his strange humor.

I loved everything about him. Sure, he's handsome, but I enjoy him as an entity as well.

It's hard for me to contain my feelings, so I usually flirt towards him. I'd usually wink at him, smirk in a flirty way towards him, occasionally send him flying kisses. I try not to make him uncomfortable while making my advances, stopping when I get the slightest hint he doesn't like it for a month or so. But then I drop it and continue to be a little flirt to the no-eyed entity. Force of habit, I suppose.

I check out the window, seeing the sun dip down and the sky turning into a warm pink. I chuckle to myself. "Our guests are coming soon." I say to myself. "Might as well get freshened up."

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"Tord, do I look good tonight?" Tori frets, examining her dress anxiously.

It's a common rule for all entities that we must look nice every time we have a meal together. It's meant to show respect.

Tori was wearing a red dress that went down to her feet accompanied by gold jewelry. Her hair was down, framing her slim face nicely. She simply wore gloss and eyeliner, but only those small details made her eyes and lips stand out in a beautiful way. Even I, who would joke that Tori was 'ugly', would admit she looks decent for once.

I chuckle, adjusting the straps of her dress. "Do you want me to be honest or in character?" I ask.

"Just be honest with me." she sighed.

"Well, the brother in me would say you look decent. But if I'm being honest, you look stunning tonight. Tamara would surely be awestruck. Might want to get another kiss from you."

"Tord!"

"You wanted me to be honest." I put my hands up like she had a gun pointed towards me.

Tori crossed her arm, calming down. "I guess you look decent too."

I looked down to see what I was wearing. I was wearing a black sweater, covered with a red and long overcoat which was buttoned up for style. (A/N: Okay... off-topic... people who wear very long coats just RADIATE cunning villain energy) Faux white fur peeked out of the collar and at the end of the 'tail' of the coat, complementing the outfit. I too wore gold accessories: gold earrings and a gold ring. I had simple black jeans on with some black combat boots to finish the look.

I smirk. "I know."

Suddenly, we heard a knock. Tori gasped, dusting off her clothes before rushing to the door, me trailing after her.

As soon as I caught up with Tori, the first thing I hear is my sister saying, "Tamara! Tom! So glad you two can make it!"

I look past my sister to see the two no-eyed siblings. Tamara was also in a dress, wearing a black dress coat longer than the actual dress. Her brother was simply wearing a blue dress coat with a checkered tie, obviously not trying his best.

Tom locked eyes with me. I gave him a flirty grin only be returned with a grimace. I stop immediately.

Tori let the siblings inside, her grin not faltering. "Come! We got some steak!"

She grabs Tamara's hand and began to dash off with her, leaving their older brothers in the dust. At the corner of my eye, I see Tamara's face flush pink. I chuckle to myself. "I'll pride myself in being their uncle." I stuff my hands in the pockets of my overcoat.

Tom snorts. "I'll pride myself on being the favorite brother amongst my sister and sister in law." he looks at me.

"Was that you challenging me?" I turn to him, smirking.

He smirks back. "However you'd like to take it."

I began leading him to the dining room. In no means, I hauled Tom over like a ragdoll as Tori did with Tamara. Instead, we kept our pace slow, sparking up a conversation.

"I honestly don't want to be here." Tom sighed.

That honestly hurt. I was looking forward to seeing him. "I can tell." I respond, trying to ignore the small sting made by the comment.

"I only came here because it would make my sister happy if she saw her girlfriend again."

"Trust me, Tori was happy too when she was going to see her 'girlfriend'" I did air quotes. "over dinner. She even put up candles!"

Tom sighed. "True love." he stuffed his hands in his pockets.

"True love indeed." I agreed.

We made our way to the dining room, already hearing the chatter of our sisters and the sound of forks and knives scraping up against plates. Tom smirked and crossed his arms. "Look at them. They're all grown up."

I wipe a fake tear from my eye. "Truly beautiful."

"Makes me feel bad that we have to walk in and ruin it." he sighs.

I pause myself and look at him. "We don't have to ruin it," I say. There could be a way I can get some alone time with Tom. My sister could get a romantic moment with Tamara, and me... I could get a moment with Tom.

He looks at me, shocked. "What do you mean?"

I smirk, extending my hand towards him. "Want to terrorize some humans?"

Tom stops for a moment, taken aback. But then, he smirks, grabbing my hand. The smallest contact makes me shiver with passion. "That sounds fun, Tord." he says.

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PLEASE GIVE ME SOME REST LIFE—