I get cracked up at your reactions to whenever I say stuff like *gently strokes your face* because like. I actually do stuff like that. All the time. I'm a very physically affectionate person.

Being friends with me in real life would include you getting a lot of:

• Hugs

• Face strokes

• Face holding

• Cheek pats

• Hugs

• Me holding your head against my chest as I stroke your hair while comforting you

• Head pats

• Holding hands

• Playing with hair

• Hugs

• Me trying to make you lay your head in my lap whenever you're tired

• Hair kisses

• Me smoothing out your clothes and tucking back in tags that have escaped

I am Queen of Physical Affection. Fear me but also give me lots of long hugs.