~2:00 am~
                    Can't Sleep Group

Scoot: Sausage are you a top or bottom

Sousage: Top for sure

Faals: ...Um what??!

Scoot: So you're a top bunk person?

Sousage: Yup

Shellby: False kill me

Scoot: OOOOOOOH IM TELLING GEM

Shellby: Shit Scott NOOOOOOO!

Scoot is offline

Shellby is offline

Sousage: So top or bottom bunk False?

Faals: Um bottom I guess

Sousage: Cool

~4:00 am~
                               E2 Class

Iron: Fuck life

Best Witch: Fuck emotions

Wood Daddy: Fuck everything

Colorful Llama: Fuck everyone

Bee Queen: What the fuck

~6:00 am~
                              E2 Class

Pirate Joe: Screw you Scott

Colorful Llama: Screw you Joe

Pirate Joe: Screw you Scott

Colorful Llama: Screw you Joe

Best Witch: Screw you Joe

Woody: Screw you Joe

Bard: Screw you Joe

Tall and Sexy God: Screw you Joe

Definitely Human: Screw you Joe

Bee Queen: Screw you Joe

Iron: Screw you Joe

Wood Daddy: Screw you Joe

Goblin: Screw you Joe

Bee Queen: Screw you Joe

Dad: What is with the Joe slander?

Pirate Joe: Screw this hell

Pirate Joe is offline

~8:00 am~
                               E2 Class

Woody: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Goblin: Salmon>>>>>>>>Cod

Definitely Human: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Wood Daddy: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Bard: Wtf is happing

Bee Queen: Don't question it Oli

Woody: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Goblin: Salmon>>>>>>>>Cod

Definitely Human: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Wood Daddy: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Tall and Sexy God: This is stupid to watch

Dad: When will they end this????

Woody: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Goblin: Salmon>>>>>>>>Cod

Definitely Human: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Wood Daddy: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Iron: The heck are they copying and pasting or something

Woody: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Goblin: Salmon>>>>>>>>Cod

Definitely Human: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Wood Daddy: Cod>>>>>>>>Salmon

Warrior Princess: They are definitely copying and pasting

~10:00 am~

                             SIMPS Chat                   

Pearl Simp🧡: Joel you suck

Lizzie Simp💕: I did what had to be done

Fwhip Simp💚: Ummm what????

Pearl Simp🧡: Joel sucks a ton

Katherine Simp💖: Joel sucks at stuff?

Fwhip Simp💚: Joel sucks food?

Jimmy Simp💛: Joel sucks dick?

Pearl Simp🧡: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Joel just sucks

Jimmy Simp💛: Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Lizzie Simp💕: Scott...I think your head is broken

Jimmy Simp💛: MY HEAD ISN'T BROKEN!!! >:(

Fwhip Simp💚: I agree with Joel

Katherine Simp💖: Agree with Joel but also Sausage your head can be something sometimes

Fwhip Simp💚: Eh fair

~12:00 am~
                               E2 Class

Woody: Guys what if all those things about the fourth wall Scott and Sausage is talking about true?

Definitely Human: No do not take my brother away to the dark side

Dad: God damnit Jimmy there's no such thing as the fourth wall

Wood Daddy: There is one

Wood Daddy deleted 1 message

Goblin: Sausage what was that?

Wood Daddy: Oh nothing

Woody: But just imagine me standing like an NPC and waving. Saying "Hello readers thank you for reading this shitty fanfic"

Iron: Jimmy we already stated there's no such thing as a fourth wall

Woody: I could idk teleport around and stand there watching

Definitely Human: Jimmy that's it get offline no more internet

Woody: Okay

Woody is offline

Colorful Llama: @Best Witch @Tall and Sexy God @Wood Daddy @Bee Queen guys we've accidentally corrupted him

Dad: Same for you 5 offline

Colorful Llama: Okay dad!

Colorful Llama is offline

~2:00 am~
                               Chaos

Fanfic Reader: Fwhip who is Gem's favorite person????

Green Boi: Wait let me go check

Green Boi is offline

Gay Bitch: It's obviously Shelby

Not A Demigod: Agree it's Shelby

Fuck This: What did I just come in on

Green Boi: Sausage it's Shelby

Fanfic Reader: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Around Idiots: Screw you Fwhip

Green Boi: Love you too sis

Pesky Birb: What's happening now

Not A Demigod: A secret finally being revealed

Almost Dies: Oh cool

Fuck This is offline

Gay Bitch: SHELBY!!!!!

Gay Bitch is offline

Around Idiots: And I leave

Around Idiots is offline

Tulip: Welp interesting

Not Human: Figured tbh

Loves Toy Story: Damn

Saint Perla: Well it was pretty obvious

Cornoth: Who isn't Shelby's favorite tho

Not A Demigod: True

Gay Bitch 2: Looks like Sausage and Scott were right from the start

~5:00 am~
                            Witches Coven

Stormy: Everyone fun fact don't have parents

Stormy is offline

Scammer: Oh.

I Love Scammer: Oh

EMO: Shelby you good??

I Love EMO: Anyone concerned

Clocks: Concerning

Transformer: Shelby?

Plants: Oh

SandWitch: Shelby you have mommy and daddy issues?

Todoroki: Same Shelby

Agua: Same Shelbs

~7:00 am~
                             SIMPS Chat                   

Lizzie Simp💕: Mom

Fwhip Simp💚: Mom

Katherine Simp💖: Mom

Jimmy Simp💛: Mom

Lizzie Simp💕: Mom

Fwhip Simp💚: Mom

Katherine Simp💖: Mom

Jimmy Simp💛: Mom

Pearl Simp🧡: God damnit what?!?!?!!?

Lizzie Simp💕: Hello

Fwhip Simp💚: Hi

Katherine Simp💖: Hello

Jimmy Simp💛: Hi

Pearl Simp🧡: Seriously

Pearl Simp🧡 is offline

~9:00 am~

Seablings and Skyblings+Martyn

Little Wood: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H

Sheriff: I love you still

Birdie: And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art

Kitten: Till the end of time

Moon: Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

Little Wood: Soooooo Minecraft?

Sheriff: YeS

Sheriff is offline

Kitten: Sure

Kitten is offline

Moon: Ýẽåħ

Moon is offline

Birde: ẞůřē

Birde is offline

Little Wood: K

Little Wood is offline

Author's Note: Sheep