*Our next employee of the month is more of a worthy contender...

*Though he never feels recognized for the work he does. 

*OOT Link is a very steadfast employee. If he would just stop blasting music from his cubicle. 

*And it's not even music anyone likes. Who the hell listens to ocarina songs? 

*This man always clocks in at promptly 8am. 

*Not a minute before or a minute after. 

*But when he's done, he's done.

*Don't ask this man to put in any more hours than he has. He's all about the tick of the clock. 

*Claims his ideas helped shape the company.

*BOTW Link begs to differ. 

*Again, pouts that he is never recognized. 

*Is somehow the ringleader. 

*He never actually smiles. But he is friendly enough. 

*Besides when he's pegging BOTW on the back of the head with his straw wrapper slingshot.

*He would make a good manager.

*If he could just stop with the damn music. 

"Don't count every hour in the day, make every hour in the day count." -OOT Link probably