NEWTSPARK:

Why can't you just stick with she-cats from your own clan?

I wouldn't expect a mouse-brain like you to understand.

Keep your testosterone over there, you lumbering bear.

BADGERSNAP:

Oh, please, you think I'm a freak?

You're one to speak.

You've only made it to deputy because everycat's full of pity.

At least I could get a mate, you can't even get a date.

NEWTSPARK:

Oh, come on, is that the best you've got?

You're a pretty bad excuse for a father, running off like that.

You pretend to be loyal, but really you're just immoral.

C'mon, Badgy, admit that--you're a poor excuse for a cat.

BADGERSNAP:

What, says the nuisance gnat?

All you want is to be leader, but that's not gonna happen, half-clan mud.

I'm your father, stupid mouse-fodder, and you know you're a goner.

NEWTSPARK:

Come on, old man, I think you're reaching just a bit too far.

I'm deputy, you're nobody!

You've had enough time, so stop making up your pathetic rhymes.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

~END~

WHO WON?

( this is shads haha )

Totally past Badgersnap's bedtime.
~Clover