I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. PUDDLE AND I ARE JUST BEING STUPID LIKE THE POTATOES WE ARE AND NONE OF THE THINGS EE SAY ARE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

I also will admit I suck at raps and Puddle totally dunked me in this. :3 Good job Puddy Wuddz
~Clover

Note from Picklez: YUS. *grabs popcorn and waves fingers* Entertain me, mortals.

Clover
Hello my fellow leader
Prepare to meet your match
You wouldn't even notice if my claws gave you a scratch
So caught up in daydreaming
To realize
The life going on around you right in front of your eyes

Puddle
Oh, you wanna say that I don't pay attention?
Well, there's something Id like to bring up and mention
You walk all over the clan like a stepping stone
And use me like a staircase to get up to your "throne"
What, do you hate every joke and pun I make
Well your "sense of humor" is made up and FAKE!

Clover:
I may not be the best at making jokes BUT I can assure you one thing
I'm the only one that gives this clan hope
Your heads in the clouds like you're flying
According to you, seriousness is fake?You're giving me a headache.
From all your terrible stupid puns that make me shiver and shake.
I'm pointing out the obvious cuz you don't seem to know
If it weren't for me you would be
Lonely and solo
But clearly I was wrong to think that we were the on the same team
Cuz you seem to think that I'm the enemy!

Puddle
Oh poor, poor clover, so lonely and sad
You're making cats stressed while I'm making em' glad
I make peace and harmony
And join cats in holy matrimony
I am making creatures laugh by the bunch
My jokes and puns sure pack one heck of a punch!
What do you got, a medical degree?
Laughter's the best medicine you'll soon agree
Cuz, I like to see every single cat's smiling face
You making someone laugh is just never the case
I got more skill than you in the tip of my tail
Your leading style is as blunt and dry as falling hail
Yo, I got the comedy groove
If you in my way then move
Schooling some suckers with beats like Jay-Z
If you gotta problem with it, don't step to me

WHO WON!? WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!!