Me: Since Blister and Morrowseer are antagonists, we'll have antagonists reviewing today. *snaps fingers*

(Clove, Cato, Burn, Blaze, and Tigerstar appear)

Clove: OMG IT'S FLUFFYKITTEN! HI HI HI *hugs me*

Me: . . . . . . . Did we meet before? 

Clove: uh . . . . no *blushes*

Cato: YAS WE DID DO YOU WANT YOUR NECK SNAPPED

Me: For your information, your already dead, so it's not really wise to challenge someone who's stronger than you like me to a fight.

Cato: BRING IT ON

Me: You asked for it *snaps fingers and Cato turns into a cat*

Tigerstar: meow meow meow meow meow hiss hiss meow growl *claws cato*

Cato: . . . . . . . . (in cat language) TURN ME BACK

Me: *Plugs fingers in my ears* Can't hear you. I'll turn you back if you say sorry . . . Or you'll spend quality time with our friend Tigerstar over there 

Cato: (in cat language) *whimpers* I'm sowwy 

Me: Fine. *snaps fingers and turns Cato back* 

Clove: . . . . . . *punches Cato*

Cato: OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR  *punches Clove* 

Burn: (mutters) Star-crossed lovers of District Two

Blaze: Aww, so romantic . . . . . . . *faints* 

Blaze: *wakes up and sees Tigerstar* OOH KITTY *tries to pet Tigerstar and gets clawed in the face* BAD KITTY! 

Me: Anyway, we'll be rating Blistorrow today. 

Tigerstar: (in cat) MEMEMEMEMEMEME 

Me: Fine go

Tigerstar: (in cat) This ship deserves a 20 out of 100, because Blister and Morrowseer were only allying to win the war, not having a romantic relationship. However, they do seem to be on peaceful terms . . . . .

Me: Nice reasoning. Didn't see that coming. Clove?

Clove: My opinion on this ship depends on what FluffyKitten is thinking. 

Me: Aww, thanks. I rate this ship 100 out of 100 because it's so cute how two evil characters are kind-of in love with each other. It's a bit like Glorybringer but not at all like it at the same time. Blister and Morroseer meet each other alone to discuss battle strategies on how to take over land or win wars or other stuff . . . . . . 

Clove: Yeah, same! *grins happily*

Cato: *thinks clove is in love with me and whips out mirror to check himself*

Me: (whispers) Psst, Clove, your little boyfriend . . . . What's he doing?

Clove: CATO WHAT ARE YOU DOING 

Cato: Wha . . . . *notices Clove and blushes while flinging mirror over his shoulder* Oh, hey Clove. *flexes arm*

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*

Me: Anyway, Cato what's your opinion on blistorrow? 

Cato: same as Clove!!!!!!!

Clove: You mean same as FluffyKitten

Me: *smirks*

Cato: (grumbles and blushes) yeah, same as FluffyKitten and Clove

Me: Burn?

Burn: NO WAY I HATE IT ITS DISGUSTING PLUS ITS ABOUT MY PSYCHO SISTER I RATE IT -40000 OUT OF 100

Me: *punches Burn in the face* Shaddup! Blaze?

Blaze: *squeals* I love it! It's so romantic! 100 out of 100! You know, maybe I could have given Blister some fashion advice before she died. Maybe she died because Morrowseer thought she was too ugly. She could totally go with some black eyeshadow or something to go with her diamond scale patterns . . . . .

Burn: dude she almost killed you and now your giving her fashion advice?

Me: Okay, that's all for now! Bye and Cya

(Everyone but Clove and Cato leaves)

Clove: Can I come here next time? Please? 

Me: Of course! 

Cato: ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO . . . . . .

Me and Clove: *leaves*

(The next day)

Cato: ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO  ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO 

Me: *pokes head through door* NO

Clove: And I'm breaking up with you

Cato: WHAT *pouts* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(A century later)

Cato: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: *dumps Cato into Tarturus* 

(In tarturus)

Hades: I see that you have done something extremely terrible recently . . . . . . . . AND WHAT IS THAT 

Cato: . . . . . . . . . .