Me: Okay . . . . . *snaps fingers*

(Riptide, Apple, Peeta, Dovewing, and Reyna appear.)

Riptide: What the heck what is this damn place? Tsunami told me to come here.

Me: Yeah fishbreath . . . . . . AND NO VULGAR LANGUAGE HERE OR ELSE

Everyone but me: *stares*

Apple: *breaks silence* OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE RAVEN SAID I COULD COME THIS IS SO HEXCELLENT THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU *hugs me*

Me: . . . . . Your welcome *nervously smiles* But first things first. *snaps fingers*

(Dovewing and Riptide turn into humans)

Dovewing: Hey I liked being a cat. Turn me back by all means of StarClan!

Me: nope *sticks tongue out* Anyway we're reviewing Winter x Qibli today. Reyna you can go first since you were quiet.

Peeta: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME

Me: Ladies first *smirks* You can go Reyna

Reyna: Okay, I rate this ship negative 1,000 out of 100 because gay shippings suck. They're weird. Plus, now that you think about it, Qibli and Winter probably won't get along well.

Apple: What?! You can't say that, gay ships rule! And no one dares defy the second fairest of the all!

Me: Oookaay . . . . . . How 'bout you Dovewing?

Dovewing: Well, it's okay, I guess. I mean, Qibli and Winter are like, from two different planets. Winter is strict and harsh but caring, and Qibli is smart, funny, but a bit annoying. But if they stick together for a while, they could get along. After all, they did travel together while searching for Hailstorm. I'll rate it 50.00001 out of 100.

Me: Thanks, Dovewing. I like your reasoning. Riptide? Riptide?! *notices Riptide playing on my phone* HEY! GIMME THAT! *takes phone from Riptide*

Riptide: Fine. What was the question, again?

Me: *face-palms* How would you rate the ship Winter x Qibli?

Riptide: (all in one breath) IT RULES! IT RULES IT RULES IT RULES IT RULES IT RULES IT RULES IT'S AWESOME 10,000 OUT OF 100!

Apple: Yay! Someone understands me! *hugs Riptide*

Me: (in a sarcastic tone) Thank you so much for your comments, Riptide and Apple. Great job. (back to normal) Apple?

Apple: Like Riptide says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT RULES! IT'S AMAZING! IN FACT, ALL SHIPS SHOULD BE GAY! THE OTHERS SHOULD BE DESTROYED! DUN DUN DUN (back to a normal voice) This ship deserves a 100 out of 100, or else my name is not Apple White.

Me: Your name is not Apple White.

Apple: *glares*

Me: Anyways, give it up for the ratings of Winter x Qibli! See you soon! *snaps fingers and Dovewing and riptide turn into a cat and dragon again*

Riptide, Reyna, Dovewing, and Apple: Bye! Cya!

Peeta: YOU FORGOT ME!!! *pouts like a three-year-old*

Me: Excuse me? Bring it on, bread boy!

Me and Peeta: *fighting*

(A year later)

Me and Lover Boy: *fighting*