Me: Okay, so now we'll be reviewing these awesome ships with my amazing "friends". *snaps fingers*

Tsunami, Raven, Katniss, Annabeth, and Ivypool: *poof out of nowhere*

Me: *stares at them* Okay, first things first. Raven, could you turn Tsunami and Ivypool into humans? *Notices Raven staring at Tsunami*

Raven:(dreamily) She reminds me of Nevermore . . . . . .

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*

Me: Hellooo, Raven? *Notices Raven glaring at Katniss* Okay . . . what now?

Raven: *finally snaps out of it* She . . . . . is . . . . . is killing the dragon! *Runs to Katniss and shoves a "Dragon Rights" badge onto her*

Katniss: OW! *drops bow and arrow* Fine I won't harm that foul beast

Tsunami and Ivypool: EXCUSE ME?!

Annabeth: (mutters under her breath) Dumb, stupid, idiotic creatures

Me: *snatches Annabeth's knife out of her hand* Stop it! Right now!

Everyone but Me: *stares at me*

Me: Finally. Anyways, back to business. *snaps fingers and Tsunami and Ivypool turn into humans

Annabeth: Hey wait a second . . . . *Points at Tsunami* You're from Wings of Fire, *Points at Ivypool* You're from Warriors, *Points at Raven* You're from Ever After High, and you . . *squints at Katniss for an hour* uh, uh . . . .

Katniss: Just give up now you avox

Annabeth: NO! *stares at Katniss for a decade*

Katniss: I'm from the Hunger Games you moron HA *smirks*

Me: Okay, enough of that! Today we're reviewing Starspeaker.

Everyone except Me, Tsunami and Annabeth: What's starspeaker?

Me: *slaps forehead* It's the ship of Fatespeaker and Starflight!

Raven and Katniss: OHHH . . . . . I get it

Me: Opinions?

Annabeth and Tsunami: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

(a day later)

Tsunami and Annabeth: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Me: Fine, Tsunami, you go.

Annabeth: Why not me?! *starts crying obnoxiously*

Me: . . . . .

*Crickets*

Tsunami: Anyways, I'm going, whether you like it or not! Plus it is a Wings of Fire ship. I rate Starspeaker a negative 100 out of 100.

Me: Why?!

Tsunami: Because it's fun to see Fatespeaker, Starflight, and Sunny's reactions! *evil laugh*Plus, I'm the future queen of the SeaWings. I can do whatever i want.

Me: *rolls eyes* fine. Ivypool?

Ivypool: *asleep*

Katniss: *evil grin* I know what to do *snatches bow and arrow and points it at Ivypool*

Me: NOOO IVYPOOL *Runs over to Katniss and shoves a "Cat Rights" sticker onto her*

Katniss: Chill I'm not going to shoot her

Ivypool: *wakes up a day after and notices Katniss's arrow pointed at her* AAAAHHHHH *calms down and glares at Katniss* Clove should have killed you *makes sad puppy dog face*

Katniss and Ivypool: *glares at each other*

Me: IVYPOOL!

Ivypool: *stares at me*

Me: How would you rate Starspeaker?

Ivypool: I would rate it 45 out of 100 because even though Fatespeaker loves Starflight, he doesn't love her the same way. Instead, starflight loves Sunny and when Sunny said she didn't love starflight romantically, she probably was just nervous. I still really like Fatespeaker, though. I just don't ship her with Starflight

Me: Katniss?

Katniss: This ship deserves a 0 out of 100 because it downright SUCKS

Me: How dare you say that Katniss *glares* Fine Annabeth's turn

Annabeth: This ship deserves a million out of 100 because it's so adorable. It's the perfect romance story. Fatespeaker loves starflight, but starflight loves sunny, but Sunny doesn't love anyone romantically. Also, I love their personalities; Starflight is so shy, Fatespeaker so feisty, and yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada

(a day later)

Annabeth: yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada-

Me: Enough! Okay, so that's all for today. We've reviewed Starspeaker like I said we would. Any comments?

Raven's mirrorphone: *rings*

Raven: *checks text* Apple said she wants to come next time.

Me: APPLE?! seriously? Fine, she can come.

Katniss: Can Peeta and Gale come?

Me: Peeta and Gale. Check.

Tsunami: Riptide's coming next time! No buts, ifs, or ands!

Me: Nope.

Tsunami: *pouts*

Me: Fine. Ivypool? Annabeth?

Ivypool: Dovewing! Please?

Me: Dovewing it is!

Annabeth: Maybe Percy or Jason?

Me: Why do we have so many guys?! More girls!

Annabeth: Fine. I'll go too.

Me: No! not you.

Annabeth: *gives sad puppy dog face*

Me: Okay fine. Raven?

Raven: What?!

Me: *clears throat*

Raven: Oh, that!

Me: Yeah, that!

Raven: *snaps fingers and Tsunami and Ivypool turn back into a dragon and cat*

Me: Bye guys!

Everyone else: *don't say bye and leave*