Do I feel even a little bit bad about making this?

Well...

Nah.

Heatwave: Really?
Me: Yes you're looking at it.
Heatwave: That was one of the creepiest days of my life.
Me: I know. :D That's why it's funny.
Heatwave: I seriously hate you sometimes, you know that?
Me: I know. O:) But you still love me.
Heatwave: *groans*