Is this the first time I'm writing something Non-Fiction?

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WAZZUP. IT'S YOUR GIRL. SUPER- Wait...this isn't SuperWoman...THIS IS @MATTMUSTSURVIVEETN :O

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Anyway, this is the last time I'm doing something like that xd. If you couldn't tell, was binge watching IISuperWomanII and got inspired to share my own stories. You know what to expect. LEZ START THIS!

First. I want to ask ya'll a question...WHY ARE YOUR PARENTS SO COOL.

I literally JUST got a notification from @ahugsandkiisses Follow them by the way. Their mom basically knows Peter Pan, if you don't know what the fricking shmick I'm talking about, go to their Inbox's. Listen...MY MOM DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WTH MARIO IS, LET ALONE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T RELATED TO THEIR CULTURE. She is so dumbfounded that she had to ASK me about Fortnite. CRAZY, AM I RIGHT?! 

Alright, let's also clear something up right now. When I say "Indian", I don't really mean Indian. See, my parents come from a small island near India called Sri Lanka. They're so close together there is even a boardwalk from India TO Sri Lanka! Here, this is it.

If you can tell, it looks like a teardrop, that's how most recognize Sri Lanka, it looks like a teardrop .-.

Anyways, now that we sorted that out, let's continue

My mom works with computers often, so at least she isn't "That Indian mom who doesn't know what the frick technology is", which I'm grateful for. The problem is, she might know how to use a computer, but she does NOT know how to work the TV.

Whenever something doesn't load, she presses an accidental button, or she even WANTS TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL, YES I KNOW. STUPID. Guess who has to do the job?

GOOD OL' IDIOT CHILD OVER HERE! :D

Even worse, even after doing multiple mistakes, she doesn't learn how to work it on her own. Even when I show her SPECIFICALLY how to do it, she forgets it the next time over and over and over and over again.

Another dumfounded Sri Lankan parent experience is this, my mom doesn't want me to have a phone. Not even like a flip phone or one of those keyboard phones, I don't have ANYTHING. I understand if you don't want me to have a Smartphone, but you should at LEAST give me some sort of phone so I can call you when something goes wrong! 

ALSO, MY DAD ALSO HAS A KEYBOARD PHONE, SO HE COULD LEND ME DOWN THAT AND MAYBE USE ANOTHER PHONE! But no, I've told them about this, told them many times. Don't listen. That's what you expect with Sri Lankan parents after all and that's what makes a good story. Like now! Also, the main reason I don't have a phone is that my dad is obsessed I'll find a way to access the internet and start spending so much time on it I might break my eyes. Which I'm fairly sure can't happen, might just be me.

HERE'S MAH LAST STORY ON THIS TOPIC! My Parents think if I play gun games I'll become a shooter

Like. Wah- Ho- Bu- Wh- Co- Wha- Hu- Bu- ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE?!

Now, they've reduced their anxiety about it and don't think that often anymore, but before they were STRICT. To the point, they would allow me to bring my laptop, solely because the other kids were playing Gun games and she didn't want me even TOUCHING a gun game.

My dad also has the need to point to the screen when watching the news when the news person says they's been a shooting or gun killer: "You see? This is what happens when you play gun games..."

" IDIOT.  "

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