"Ok, let's go for this one over with." Natsu says in boredom. "I feel like it's gonna suck." Happy says. "Well, maybe it will change your mind after it. Who knows?" Lucy says as she places the disk in.

The death battle theme plays, then it shows some short, chubby man running through the course.

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.

Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.

"Well, this may be interesting." Gajeel says unimpressed.

Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.

Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Goomba

The first character seems to be a, well, a brown mushroom with eyes and a mouth with fangs.

Wiz: The Goomba's used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of Bowser's vast army.

Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents. While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm sayin'.

This reminded Gray, Happy, Lucy and Natsu of the time the boys ate some mushrooms and got mushrooms on their heads. "Yeah that would make you think twice about eating mushrooms." Lucy tells them.

Boomstick: Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?

"That's almost a good question, just, WHAT, is that thing?!" Carla asks.

Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba's Shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet in the air.

"That actually looks like the kind of shoes Jet would wear." Lucy says. "Aye." Happy agrees.

Wiz: The Goomba can also sprout wings becoming Paragoomba's, capable of barely sustained flight.

"No way! That thing can actually fly?!" Gajeel yells in disbelief. "That's...interesting." Pantherlily says is surprise. "Please, I can beat the goomba in a flying contest." Happy boasts hoping to impress Carla. "Anyone can beat it, tomcat!"

Boomstick: And when flyin', the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!

"NO IT DOES NOT!! WHY WOULD ANYONE THROW BABIES AS WEAPONS?! ITS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!!" Lucy yells. At the mention of babies, Juvia blushes. "Drop...babies. Babies. Babies. GRAY! I WANT 33 BABIES!" "Would you get off me?!" Gray yells as he tries to take Juvia off him.

Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been know to accomplish the impossible.

Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands? Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!

They see a goomba playing baseball. "Wow! Goombas can play baseball!" Wendy asks in amusement.

Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.

Boomstick: Well then how's it holdin' it?!

Wiz: Goomba's are unwaveringly brave, never backing down from a fight and always ferociously charging into battle without hesitation. Though, sometimes their stubborn courage can backfire.

Boomstick: Yeah, you'd think it would stop walking when impending death is directly in front of it.

"Even Natsu isn't stupid enough to do that, and he barely knows what 2+2 is." Gray replies. "Yeah, wait what?! YOURE GONNA WISH YOU HADNT SAID THAT!!" Natsu yells as he butts heads with Gray. "Enough! Both of you!" Erza shuts them up.

Wiz: After dissecting a ...voluntary Goomba myself, I discovered it's brain to be less than half the size of an acorn, proving what we've always known...

Boomstick: Goomba's are fuckin' morons.

They see a goomba walking on a moving platform that is going the opposite way that the goomba is walking, getting absolutely nowhere. Now the opinions, Natsu considers him as somewhat of a moron and knows he is smarter than it. Happy thinks he can clearly beat it in a flying contest. And Carla knows that anyone can beat that deadbeat. Pantherlily considers them tenacious but a little bit too tenacious. Gajeel wonders how it will taste in a mushroom soup. Gray cringes as he remembers those mushroom he and Natsu ate and had mushrooms on their heads. Erza finds the boot as an interesting arsenal. Wendy feels sorry for them, thinking the fact that their brains are half the size of acorns. Juvia wishes she can catch those babies so she can raise them with Gray. Lucy sweatdrops as she thinks that this mushroom could give Natsu a run for his money in the idiot department.

The next combatant shows a turtle with a green shell and some yellow skin and elf shoes. But before they saw that, they are revealed a giant turtle with spikes with a princess that is tied up and scared for her life.

Koopa

Wiz: Bowser's second most common foot soldier is the Koopa Troopa, the Turtle Warrior.

Boomstick: Like Ninja Turtles!?

Wiz: No, not Ninja Turtles.

Boomstick: Awh...

"A ninja turtle. Hmm." Natsu then imagines a turtle knowing ninjutsu because it is Ninja! Ninja! "No that wouldn't be the only thing, a ninja Droy!!" Happy imagines a more fit Droy and in a ninja suit. "Wow, you guys are mean." Lucy replies to their insults.

Wiz: While the Goombas are the backbone, the Koopas are prevalent enough to have Bowser's army named the "Koopa Troop".

Boomstick: Koopas have their own set of Paratroopa wings that can fly for several minutes with no problem.

"They can fly too! Now I challenge Koopa! KOOPA! PREPARE TO LOSE!" He yells as he imagines himself on a mountain while lightning appears staring down at a Koopa who just sweatdrops. "Oh shut up, tomcat. Now I feel like even a goomba is smarter than you."

Wiz: Koopas are also fairly skilled in Tennis, Baseball, Basketball and Go-kart driving.

Boomstick: Are you sure it's not a Ninja Turtle?

Wiz: Their best offence is also their finest defense, the Koopa shell, made of a tough steel-like substance capable of withstanding over 200 pounds of pressure.

"Steel like? Can it best me?" Gajeel says clenching his fist. "Probably." Erza answers.

Boomstick: As an offensive weapon, the Koopa shell can destroy almost anything! It's a living torpedo of pain!

Wiz: There seems to be a common misconception that it takes Mario two hits to kill a Koopa. Actually, it only takes one. There just happens to be this durable shell in the way. However, this leads to the Koopa's greatest weakness. When Mario jumps on a Koopa's back, rather than retaliating, it retreats into its shell. Why?

Boomstick: 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies!

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The Koopas are cowards, afraid to face a dangerous foe. Some run from danger but most just hide in their thick shell.

"Wow! These things are total scaredy cats!" Natsu says. "Says the guy who gets scared to get on trains." Lucy deadpans. "Well, some dragon slayers have that fear." Wendy replies.

Boomstick: Then again, if I were carrying an impenetrable fortress on my back and... some large Italian man was trying to murder me, I'd probably hide in it too.

Wiz: But you'd think as soon as Mario picked up the shell, it would a perfect time to counterattack, right? And even when they're flying after a good kick, they refuse to stick their feet out and stop themselves.

Boomstick: Well... eh... ah, yeah, you're right, they're bitches.

They are kinda speechless. They don't know what to say about these turtles. Natsu considers them as somewhat more smart. Happy claims he can beat them in a flying race. Lucy feels sorry for them for not stopping themselves after a good kick. Gray rolls his eyes at their cowardliness. Erza thinks that it would be nice to have some armor like the Koopa's shell. Juvia wants to help it and care for it when scared like a baby that she dreams about with Gray. Gajeel laughs at their shell, thinking he can clear sky break it. Lily feels like the shell could be some trouble at first. Wendy finds them rather interesting, they are cowards, yet play a bunch of sports. And Carla just considers them just a stupid and cowardly as Happy.

This death battle doesn't really have them to vote on who'd win. It just leaves them not to vote. Stupidity vs cowardliness, offense vs defense, it just doesn't have them to pick. They couldn't decide.

Wiz: all right the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: ITS TIME FIR A DEATH BATTLE!!

Death Battle

The Koopa emerges from a Warp Pipe and calmly walks through the field. When he meets the Goomba, he stops.

The fight between the worst enemies ends here.

FIGHT!

The Koopa and the Goomba both sprout wings, reminding the team of the exceeds, becoming the Paratroopa and the Paragoomba. They take to the air and fly into each other 4 times. After flying in a circle, the Koopa tries to hit the Goomba by doing something similar to the Spindash from Sonic the Hedgehog, but misses. The Goomba has a smile, reminding Carla how stupid it was like Happy. As the Goomba smiles, the Koopa ricochets of a wall and hits the Goomba, who falls under a Thwomp, which he manages to avoid, He also avoids 3 more Thwomps but gets hit again by the Koopa, who is squashed under a fifth Thwomp. The Goomba lands near a cannon, followed by the Koopa, who survived thanks to his shell. As they both fly up, the cannons fire at them both. As they dodge the cannonballs and Bullet Bills, they trade a few blows. The Koopa tries to hit the Goomba using the trick he tried earlier, but misses and continuously ricochets of the walls again. When he stops, 6 Bullet Bills fly up, but the Goomba stops them by dropping Micro-Goombas onto them, shocking Lucy. After dodging 2 more Bullet Bills, the Goomba and Koopa are high in the air. As they fly into each other some more, the Angry Sun attacks the Goomba and the Koopa, Natsu knew if that happened, he'd eat the sun, but low key thinks he can't. While the Koopa successfully evades the Sun, the Goomba is hit and loses his wings. Luckily, he lands in a Kuribo's Shoe. As the Koopa descends, the Goomba hops towards his opponent in the shoe. The Koopa hides under a line of Breakable Blocks as the Goomba hops on the Blocks above him. The Koopa tries to escape by flying to the right then quickly flying into the pipe, but the Goomba hits the Koopa, knocking him into the Pipe. The Goomba hops after the Koopa, but gets attacked by a Piranha Plant emerging from the pipe. The Koopa (who lost his wings from the attack) come out the other end of the pipe, to meet a group of Red Goombas who live underground. The Goomba appears and hits the Koopa, causing him to hide in his shell. As the Red Goombas dance victoriously, the Goomba spots a pool of Lava near the Koopa. They team knew the Goomba will be he true winner. The Red Goombas continue to dance as the Goomba advances towards the Koopa and kicks him, causing him to slide towards the lava. Luckily, the pool of Lava is small enough for the Koopa to slide over it and hit a block, causing him to slide into the Goomba and the Red Goombas. Unfortunately, he also slides into a much larger pool of Lava, reducing him to a skeleton (Dry Bones ).

Double K.O.!

"THAT WAS AWESOME!! I honestly thought this would suck!!" Natsu screams. "AYE!!" Happy replies. "Geez, calm down you idiot." Gray tells Natsu. "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME MR. WALKS-AROUND-IN-HIS-PANTIES?!" "I'LL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT HERE, YOU SNOT NOSE LITTLE BRAT!!" They start to fight. "Would you two idiots take this fight somewhere else?! I don't want you destroying my bedroom!!" Lucy yells.

Results

Boomstick: Oh man, I thought this was gonna suck! That was awesome! Who knew those little fuckers could fight like that?

"I know right?!" Natsu yells.

Wiz: The Goomba's arsenal proved effective enough, but its own stupidity became its downfall.

"Like Salamander one of these days." Gajeel says. "Shut up metal head!!" Natsu snaps back.

Boomstick: Then the Koopa wussed out and kept to the safety of his shell, not stopping in time to avoid the Giant Pool of Lava Death.

Wiz: Even the Koopa's tough shell can't protect it from fire.

Boomstick: You might say this battle really heated up in the end.

Wiz: This battle is a Draw.

"So, any of them you want to fight, Natsu?" Lucy asks. "Nope. Not at all." Natsu replies.

Boomstick: next time on death battle.

It then shows some wrestlers

Words: you demanded it! Tuesday February 1

It then shows the 2 next characters. Mike Hagar vs Zangief.

"Let's watch this one!!" Natsu yells in excitement. "AYE SIR!"