"Now for our third combatants for the night!" Natsu exclaims. "Aye sir!!" "This one says Rogue vs Wonder Woman." Lucy says.

The episode plays, the death battle theme plays. Then it shows a bunch of female superheroes

Wiz: Superheroines.  Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.

"So like Erza?" Wendy asks. "Perhaps. Being in a comic book would be nice." Erza replies

Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.

Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...

Boomstick: ...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.

When Natsu and Grey saw these women, they get a bit flustered. Juvia, of course, gets jealous of their amazing figure. "Please stop looking at them Grey!!" She exclaims

Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard.

Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!

"Wait what?" Happy asks

Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills...

Boomstick: And maybe a few other things.

Wiz: ...to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Rogue

This first combatant appears to be a woman in a jumpsuit with gloves.

Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show. Her deadliest weapon is her own skin.

Power absorption:
Activated through contact
Absorbs memories, talents, personalities, and abilities
Temporary transfer
Can use copied abilities
Can be lethal with prolonged touch

Wiz: With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether superhuman or not, to use them herself.

"I think there are magic users that can do that." Gajeel comments.

Boomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold, and if she holds on long enough, it's game over.

Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch.

"So Natsu would be taken down if she touches him." Lucy says. "No way! I could resist that effect!!" Natsu replies. "No you wouldn't." Grey says. "YOU WANNA GO, ICE QUEEN?!" "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP, LAVAGIRL?!" The 2 morons then start fighting. "Can't you guys take this fight somewhere else?!" Lucy yells.

Wiz: For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.

"I suppose that makes some sense." Erza says. "Yes, I guess you wouldn't be able to control them at first." Pantherlily replies.

Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently.

Ms. Marvel powers
Super strength
Flight at subatomic speed
Near-invulnerability
Enhanced reflexes
Telepathic resistance
Seventh sense

Boomstick: Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holdin' on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could! Plus, then when she's unconscious I could...

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!" Carla yells at the tv. "Now, now, they can't exactly hear you." Lucy says. "What would he do to her?" Wendy asks. "You're too young to understand child." Carla tells Wendy.

Wiz: She also gained a seventh sense, the ability to unconsciously predict her opponents' moves.

"So would it be like Cana's prediction?" Happy asks. "I guess so." Lucy replies.

Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. That or the writers just forgot about it 'cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.

Wiz: For plot convenience.

Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.

Wiz and Erza: What?

Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz! While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. She's a classy southern belle, who I'd like to take out to dinner.

Wiz: Who can fly, lift buildings, and kill people just by touching them.

Boomstick: Never mind!

Rogue: Ain't that enough?

The team seems to find Rogue as an interesting character. Natsu thinks he can clearly resist her touch. Happy finds her 7th sense to be like Cana. Lucy thinks she is pretty overpowered. Grey likes her and her body to which he blushes at. Juvia is very jealous of Rogue for making Grey blush. Erza finds her to be a worthy opponent. Gajeel doesn't have much thought about her, but he thinks if Levy sees her, she'd be very jealous. Pantherlily thinks if she could control her 7th sense, she could wipe out the competition. Wendy finds her awe-inspiring, but is wishes her chest would be big when she grows up. And Carla considers her someone to watch out for.

Wonder Woman

The next combatant appears to be another woman that is wearing some tight, patriotic outfit, with a tiara, and some iron bracelets. The outfit reminded Carla of the time Wendy was wearing a black unitard, sending chills down her spine.

Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.

Boomstick: With Superboobies!

Wendy looks at her own tits and feels ashamed of them.

Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors...

"Woah." Happy says. "Is she some goddess?" Natsu asks

Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread! designer of the Wonderbra!

"STOP IT NOW!!" Carla says in anger. "Well, that's, uhh, interesting?" Grey says in confusion. "DON'T COMPLIMENT HER!!" Juvia yells.

Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!

Boomstick: See, I can do it to Wiz!

Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.

"Hey, is it me, or does Wonder here remind you of someone?" Gajeel asks. "She kinda does." Natsu agrees. "Like Erza?" Wendy adds. The team then finds Erza to be similar to Wonder Woman. "What would happen if she dressed like Wonder Woman?" Lucy asks. Grey, Natsu, and Gajeel imagine her in the suit and go super red. And Juvia pouts as she imagines her in a Wonder Woman costume.

Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper... a patriotic stripper!

Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood.

Master combatant:
Trained since childhood
Skilled at armed and unarmed combat
Prefers fists over blades
The best of the amazons

Wiz: She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman. Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses. From Demeter,

Powers from Demeter:
Superhuman strength
Superhuman durability [resists all but blades and bullets]
Magic resistance
Enhanced healing factor

Wiz: she received superhuman strength and durability.

"She'd be a great addition to Fairy Tail." Lucy comments. "Aye!"

Boomstick: And you know that bitch Mailman god with the wingy shoes?

Wiz: Hermes?

Boomstick: Whatever.

Powers of Hermes:
Flight up to Mach-5 speed
Superhuman reflexes [faster than Superman]
Superhuman speed [up to Hyper-Sonic]

Boomstick: He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speed.

"So what? I can fly at hypersonic speeds too if I want to!" Happy boasts. "As if, dimwit!" Carla says in annoyance.

Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.

Other powers:
Enhanced sight, smell, hearing, touch, taste
Multi-lingual
Increased wisdom
Superior empathy
Animal Rapport
Other useless stuff

Boomstick: Aside from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mix of weaponry. Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.

Lasso of truth:
Forged by Hephaestus
Unbreakable
Infinitely elastic
Forces prisoners to tell the truth

Hippolyta: What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?

Col. Steve Trevor: God, your daughter's got a nice rack.

Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!

"That may be convenient. Maybe I could finally find out HOW YOU ALL BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!" Lucy comments. "We'll never tell." Natsu answers. "Aye sir" and Juvia, well, she doesn't like her figure. "You won't be stealing my beloved from me!" Juvia says in jealousy. "SO CREEPYY!!" Grey yells.

Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using its razor sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throat.

Boomerang tiara:
Returns after each use
Razor-sharp edge
Can cut through most substances

"That's a bit brutal." Lucy says.

Boomstick: Wonder Babe here uses the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus' legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.

Bracelets of Submission:
Indestructible
Formed from the Aegis of Zeus
Blocks blades, bullets, beams and other attacks
Can discharge lightning

"Indestructible, eh? Let's see if they're edible." Gajeel wonders. "Even I doubt that." Pantherlily says. "That may be a very nice bracelets for me." Says Erza. "Doesn't your armor already block attacks?" Wendy asks. "Yes, it blocks them, but they're breakable, not indestructible." Erza answers

Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares.

Boomstick: Hear that, Kratos? A chick beat you to it!

Wonder Woman bashed the edge of the shield down to Mad Harriet.

Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!

The team finds Wonder Woman to be a formidable fighter. Natsu thinks he could take her down easily but Happy thinks otherwise. Lucy finds her to be a very difficult opponent and likes her Lasso of Truth. Grey blushes at her figure but finds her tiara to be like a hidden knife. Erza likes how Wonder Woman reminds her of herself. Juvia is jealous of Wonder Woman but finds her to be a perfect member of Fairy Tail. Gajeel thinks her bracelets may be a challenge for him, but Lily thinks his teeth would break if they were forged by gods. Wendy finds her to be someone to look up to, but wishes for her figure and Carla doesn't have a lot of opinions about her.

Wiz: all right the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: but first I need singles for my very own wonder stripper, thanks to go-daddy.

This is a tough one for the team, this is very close. "I think Wonder Woman because she can take down some guy called the god of war." Natsu votes. "I think Rogue has this. She can absorb her powers." Happy says. "I agree with Happy. Rogue may be able to take down Wonder Woman with her touch." Lucy replies. "This Wonder Woman character is a formidable fighter, if she was trained in childhood, she'll gladly wipe out Rogue." Erza adds her vote. "I'd say Wonder Woman because she has her bracelets." Grey votes. "Of Grey votes for Wonder Woman, I shall too!" Juvia exclaims. "Well that's a bit biased. Anyways. Maybe Rogue has this cause of her prediction." Gajeel casts his vote. "Perhaps Wonder Woman will beat Rogue." Pantherlily disagrees. "Maybe Rogue will win because of her touching powers." Wendy adds. "Perhaps so. Maybe Rogue shall win if she were to control the battle field." Carla votes.

Boomstick: but right now, ITS TIME FOR A CATFIGHT!!

"What does he mean by a cat fight?" Happy asks. "Seriously Tomcat?" Carla asks in disbelief.

Rogue is shown flying in the sky. The Invisible Jet descends in background and Wonder Woman flies out. She kicks Rogue in the face, both Super Heroines fly down to the ground. The battle of Earth's prettiest warriors are here. Who will walk away the beauty

Announcer: FIGHT!

Wonder Woman throws her tiara at Rogue, runs behind her, and roundhouse kicks her. The kick sends Rogue flying, Wonder Woman then flies after her, kicking her multiple times before dashing behind her again and punching her.

"She's so fast!" Lucy exclaims. "Aye! She could give Jet a run for his money!" Happy adds.

She grabs a dazed Rogue with the Lasso of Truth and slams her on the ground numerous times, drags Rogue near her, and uppercuts her in the air. She darts around the airborne Rogue with a flurry of punches.

When she punches Rogue in the face however, she absorbs some of Wonder Woman's powers, she absorbs more of her powers when she takes off her glove and touches her leg. While Wonder Woman breaks free, Rogue strikes her from behind, elbows her in the neck, and sends her soaring with a quick kick combo. Wonder Woman throws out her Lasso of truth again, but Rogue grabs it, tugs it, and slams her on the ground. Rogue flies behind her again and launches her tiara again, but Rogue blocks it, -propelling it back on her head- kicks her in the air and uppercuts her. Wonder Woman stops Rogue with several punches, but her finishing kick is blocked and she is knocked in the air.

Rogue flies after her in the air, and is responded by a commotion of punches, Rogue blocks on of them and delivers some of her own, which is later black by Wonder Woman. She is then knocked down to the ground by a dive kick delivered by Wonder Woman. Both combatants fly down to the ground. Woman Woman dashes towards her with a flying kick, but it is interrupted by Rogue, who grabs her.

Rogue: Good night, sugar!

Rogue proceeds to plant a kiss of death upon Wonder Woman's lips, killing her.

Announcer: K.O.!

Rogue then strikes a pose.

This has the team to be surprised by the way she finishes off her opponent. But that didn't stop Natsu. "I WANNA FIGHT ROGUE NOW!!" Natsu yells. "If you wanna die, be my guest." Lucy sweat drops.

Results

Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best DEATH BATTLE! ever!

Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then she touched Rogue's face.

Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well, the face.

"That would be the first place to punch anyone." Erza says.

Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.

Boomstick: And her stripper outfit! Her leg was just begging the be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.

"Where would he grab her?" Wendy asks. "You'll know when you're older, child." Carla says.

Wiz: Wonder Woman's powers may be godly, but Rogue's taken similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.

"Well that made it not much of a fair fight." Grey slightly pouts. "She's pretty overpowered with that ability

Boomstick: A few high flying combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.

Wiz: And with her combined reflexes, speed, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.

Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" in this fight!

Wiz: The winner is Rogue

Natsu imagines him fighting Rogue. "If I kept my distance, she wouldn't get near me!" Natsu says. "Even so, she'd wipe the floor with you." Gajeel tells Natsu. "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME, NUTS AND BOLTS?!" "I KNOW YOU AIN'T BEATING ME PUNK!!" "That's enough out of you two." Erza stops them. "Yeah, we wanna know who's next!" Lucy says.

Boomstick: next time on death battle

It shows some triangular mushroom with feet walking, and on the other side is a turtle.

Announcer: FIGHT!

Natsu: this is gonna be sucky.