Evergreen: Hey Laxus

Bickslow: What's up bro

Laxus: It's 1 P.M.

Laxus: This is much too early talk to me later

Laxus: Thxs

Evergreen: Okay then... Sorry Freed

Bickslow: We gotta postpone that original plan

Freed: A minor setback. Sleep well Laxus!!

3 HOURS LATER

Laxus: Yo what do y'all want

Bickslow: Finally awake???

Laxus: Now what was so pressing that you had to wake me up at 1

Evergreen: Finally! You big, lazy punk

Laxus: Accurate

Bickslow: Anyway

Bickslow: Plz go to the tree at 7 P.M.

Evergreen: pls n thxs

Laxus: Yeah sure

Laxus: I'm not doing anything else worthwhile besides just hanging at the guild

Bickslow: Fantastic!!

Laxus: Hey

Laxus: Where's Freed

Evergreen: He's busy

Laxus: Doing what? We haven't gotten any new missions lately so

Laxus: He shouldn't be busy

Laxus: lol whatever

Laxus: idc

Evergreen: Don't forget tree at 7!!!!

Bickslow: ^^

Laxus: Yep. See you

Evergreen: Freed owes us big time

Laxus walked toward the big tree, hands deep in his pockets. He didn't particularly care what was going on, but he didn't have anything better going on, so here he was. He just hoped there was food available because he skipped lunch.

Mavis, look at me wishing for food. Who am I, Natsu?

Once he reached his destination, he didn't see anyone hanging around, so he sat with his back against the tree. If no one showed up in the next 10 minutes he was leaving. His stomach grumbled. He really shouldn't have skipped lunch. Or breakfast. It wasn't his fault that he woke up at 3. He needed his beauty sleep. No one wakes up with 7 hours of sleep and looks like perfection. People achieve perfection with at least 12. Which he does because when you're beating the bad guys, you gotta look good.

"Laxus! I didn't think you'd show up!"

His thoughts were rudely interrupted by a loud voice. He opened his eyes, looking at the green haired mage, who strangely was blushing. Laxus shrugged off his blushing as normal behaviour because Freed was a weird person. Don't really know what to expect out of him.

"Yo. What's up." Laxus drawled out lazily.

Freed looked at the ground shyly. "I was wondering if you'd like to get dinner with me?"

Laxus peeked up at the word food, but then mentally slapped himself. He really was turning into Natsu, and that was not a good thing. Not at all.

"Sure man. If there's food, I'm there."

"Fab!"

And so that date went, with Freed anxious as frick, and Laxus oblivious as frick.

Bickslow: So... how'd it go

Evergreen: Yes!! Give us the deets.

Freed: He actually went to dinner with me

Freed: I'm swooning.

Evergreen: OTP

Bickslow: In full agreement Ever.

Evergreen: Thxs fam

Freed: It was amazing

Freed: I'm crying in the club

Accurate representation of you guys after I update after 2 months.

anyway yo

what's up. so I went on another vacation and when I got back I was going update but then I just kept putting it off. whoops.

hope y'all are doing well.

my update schedule isn't even a schedule, it's not consistent at all and for that I apologise. also I start school next week so it's going to get even less consistent. yay

I actually wasn't going update but then The_Explosive_Artist bothered me endlessly about it. so thxs fam

hope you enjoyed this cringe (:

sorry for the crusty ass memes

alsO IM HELPING WITH THIS SEQUEL SO GO CHECK IT OUT TheFairyTailSequel