Coin: Okay, everyone, today is the big day for the Mockingjay Rebels Choir!

Effie: Everyone needs some make-up...

Katniss: Gale, you're singing with us, right?

Gale: What? Me? I suck at singing!

Katniss: *gets out bow and arrows*

Gale: Ahh... fine.

Beetee: It’s time! Katniss, remember your solo!

*they go out on stage*

Gale: LAAAaAaaAaaa AaaaFJFJG FVNSAJEIFIGJFJRJ HANGING TREE LAAAAAAAA LAAAAA

Choir: *ignores Gale and sings*

Effie: Katniss, your solo!

Katniss: Are you, are you coming to the tree, wear a necklace of rope-

Peeta: *sees Katniss go to the front of the stage* AHHH I NEED TO KILL KATNISS SHE IS A MURDERER AHHHHH! *runs after her*

Coin: Heh... he still hasn't quite recovered from the hijacking...

Katniss: AHHH! *runs*

Gale: Hanging tree gaRGLE GARGLE COUGH!

*everyone except Gale is either chasing Peeta or running from him*

Gale: lllaaaAaaaaAAAAAaaaaa...

Beetee: Okay, everyone! The show is over! Time to leave! Go!

Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Beetee: *facepalms*