Book Annabeth: Okay gang, our next stop is... Hollywood?

Book Grover: Cool! Wait... who are they?

Book Percy: Wait a minute... that guy looks kinda like me except, well, uglier.

Book Grover: Look! Another satyr!

Movie Annabeth: I don’t know who they are, but they're making me suspicious! Grr!

Movie Percy: Um... am I supposed to be doing something?

Movie Grover: Hey, Percy! That kid looks kinda like you!

Book Annabeth: *contemplates everyone from a distance*

Movie Annabeth: Who is that blond-haired girl? I don’t like her!

Book Percy: Should I fight? Hey, Grover, play your pipes!

Book Grover: *plays reed pipes*

Movie Grover: Hey, good idea! *plays his reed pipes*

*everyone except the satyrs moan and cover their ears*

Book Grover: *plays pipes faster*

Movie Grover: *plays pipes louder*

Book Grover: *plays pipes prettier*

Movie Grover: *plays pipes louder*

Book Grover: *stops*

*all the movie characters are tortured to death wanting to hear Book Grover's pipes*

Me: Yep! The books are better!