Orpheus: *sings* Welcome to the Hotel California!

Grover: *plays reed pipes*

Poseidon: *splashes people who aren't expecting it*

Zeus: Hey! Stop that! *gets in a fight with his brother*

Iris: *sigh* Siblings...

Hades: I'm kinda glad I live in the Underworld.

Apollo: *shoots fake arrows at everyone*

Athena: *has her nose in a book*

Hagrid: *slams Percy on the back* Happy birthday, Percy! Here's a cake, I might've sat on it at some point...

Percy: Um... thanks?

Ares: *shouts at Hagrid* Get out of here, mortal!

Dionysus: *pours wine for everyone*

*Percy gets in a fight with Ares and accidentally pushes him off Mount Olympus*

Percy: ...oops.

*music slowly stops*

Grover: Um... Happy birthday, Percy?