I sat in my office. I played the tape for all new night guards.

   "Uh uh hello. Welcome to Pinkie Pie's Pizza. A magical land full of... alright cut the crap. Your job is to make sure these animatronics don't do anything crazy. And whatever you do don't let them in. Oh no they're breaking in." "Let us in. Buddy." Pinkie said. "Yea it's not nice to ignore your friends." Fluttershy said. "Come on lets sing and dance the night away." Twilight said. "Argh! I'll rip ye ta pieces!"

   Suddenly the recording stopped. I gulped. I started checking the cameras. They were all moving towards my position. I quickly shut the doors. Pinkie appeared in the window. "Hey I remember you! Haha you killed us. Now it's time to return the favor." She started banging on the Windows and doors. "Haha you'll never get in!" I screamed. "Are you sure about that?" She asked. Then she made a crack in the window

  "OK OK. Please don't hurt me I'm sorry. I'll do whatever you want." I said. "We aren't gonna trust you until you open the doors ya silly filly." Pinkie said. I opened the doors. "Whatever we want?" Twi asked. "Yes just please don't hurt me. I'm so sorry for killing you guys. I... I... I was in a lot of trouble. An-and I needed the money. I-I'm sorry." I started to cry and whimper. Pinkie started comforting me. "There there." She said. "We forgive you... so long as you play with us." She said.

   I cringed at the word play. "Play?" I asked. "Yes. We only have a couple rules. And you gotta play nice." Fluttershy said. "Aye." Dashie said. "Yea." Twi said. "Ok... what do you wanna play?" I asked scared. "Lets play some go fish." Pinkie said. 'Weird' I thought. I expected a younger game with a scary twist like hide and seek. "Ok." I said. They all cheered and we went to the game room.

  "Got any sixes?" Pinkie asked me. "No. Go fish." I said. "Oh this is so fun!" Shy said. "Aye. Most fun I had in weeks." Dashie said. "Got any fives?" I asked. I just needed one more five. "I got one." Twi gave me the five. "Yes!" I slammed all four fives on the table. "I win!" I screamed. They all congratulated me. "You guys don't seem that bad." I finally said. "Oh well we still have some rules." Pinkie said. "What?" I asked. "Be safe, be kind, share, care, and don't upset us." She said. I gulped and they laughed.