I went backstage and Pinkie was straightening her bowtie. "Pinkie." I said. "Oh hey Swift. Did You like the show?" She asked. "I liked the show. But I have a suggestion." I said. "I'm all ears." She said. As she fluffed her mane. "Why don't you Fuck Off!!!" I screamed at her. She dropped her Manebrush. "E-Excuse me?" She said as she turned around. "Don't act like I should respect you. I hate you." I told her. "Wha? I thought we were fr-" "Don't you dare say friends you demented, oversized, plush toy!" I said.

   Pinkie turned around. She straightened her tie. "Now listen here you little shit!" She said sternly. "I don't like your tone." She said. "Now I need to stay calm. I have a big day if entertaining little fillies. You wouldn't understand. Being a murderer in all." She said. I gritted my teeth. I hated that pink plothole. "Oh and Swift." She said to me. "Remember to smile." She cackled.

PINKIE PIE'S POV

   I jumped out of the curtain. "Who wants to play some games?!" I asked/Shouted. "WEEEEEE DOOOO!!!!" Every single filly screamed. "Okie Dokie Lokie!" I said. "Follow me! Parents you come too. This'll involve all of us!" I said. I saw Swift giving me an angry stare. What a downer. Good thing she's not head entertainer. "Ok little fillies. While we wait for Captain Dashie to set up and get ready for The Pirate Cove story telling stuff. Me, Fluttershy, and Twilight are gonna show you a little interactive comedy act we've been working on. Now. When it's over we want all of you to give us your rating on a scale of 1-10 ok?" Everypony nodded. "Good. This one is called... The Baker and The Bum!" I beamed.

   I played the baker and Twi played the bum. She looked so weird!

   Twi walks in. "Excuse me Ma'am but could you spare a bit?" She asked. "I'm sorry but we have a strict no streaking policy." I said. "But I'm not naked." Twi said. "Really? Cuz your a dirty bum if I ever saw one!" Everypony laughed. "I don't have a shower." Twi said. "I can fix that!!!" I said. A grabbed a hose and started spraying her. "AHHH!" She shouted. "Stop!" She said. She ran out the room as the curtain fell. When it opened we bowed.

   Everypony cheered again. Even sourpuss clapped. Sourpuss is my new nickname for Swift. "Well I must admit that was funny." She told me. "Thanks! Now lets hurry. Don't wanna miss Dashie!"