BLUE SWIFT'S POV

Everypony gathered in front of the pirate ship. Suddenly the lights shut off. "Oooh its starting!" Pinkie beamed

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and enflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals and scoundrels,
we're villains and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep,
we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, you ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters
and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

"Ahoy! Ye land lubbers! I be Captain Dashie!" Dashie said as she swung on a role to the next deck. "How goes yer time at Pinkie's?" She asked. "GOOD!!" The fillies shouted. "I'm sorry what ye say? I can't here you!" She said. "GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They shouted. "Agh! My ears!" I shouted. "Hey! Don't be rude!" Pinkie told me.

"I have a quick question before we begin." She said. "Who here likes balloons?" She asked. Oh of course. The pirate makes balloon animals. Everypony raised they're hands. "Well that's good because afterwards if you want some balloons you can come see me on the main stage. Savy?" She asked. Everypony nodded.

"Alright then. Our story today is how I went from being a lowly shiphand to a captain."

"So. When I was the age of 18. Our crew didn't sit right with our captain. His name was Captain Redbeard. One of the 3 sea terrors. He only saw me as a servant girl. I washed his floors. I had had enough. Me and the crew started planning a Mutiny. Which means attack against the captain. It was successful and he was swept away in the ocean. Never to be seen again. I was the one who defeated him. But alas. We each got a good nip at eachother before he died. I slit his chest. And he cut me hoof off. Now I got a hook!"

Dash showed us a closer look at her hook.
(Time Skip)

After the party. My shift was over. I flew straight home. The time was 2:00. I was beat. I took a power nap.

Sadly my lower nap lasted until 11:00 so now I have to go to work. Ugh!

I flew back to the pizzeria. The gang welcomed me back. But Pinkie and me we're locked in a death stare.