Toy Bonnie: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Toy Freddy: You... you said I could trust you!!
Toy Freddy: You said you were a GAMER!!!
Toy Chica: Freddy... I only play mobile games.
Toy Freddy: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Toy Bonnie: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Marionette, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Toy Bonnie: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Withered Freddy: So... what's goin' on?
Withered Chica: You want the long version or the short version?
Withered Freddy, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Withered Chica: Shit's fucked.

Withered Freddy: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.

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Withered Chica: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all-you can-eat pizza buffet.
Withered Freddy: Why'd you get banned?
Withered Chica: Touched the rat.
Withered Freddy: ... What rat?

Withered Chica: Chunky Cheese. 

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Withered Foxy: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Mangle: That's deep.
Withered Bonnie: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Toy Bonnie: That's deeper.
Withered Freddy: ...You guys are idiots.

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Withered Bonnie: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Jeremy: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Withered Bonnie: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Marionette: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Balloon Boy: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.
Marionette: Alright, so what would you do?
Balloon Boy: I'd shave a one-inch-thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Balloon Boy: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.
Balloon Boy: I'd make every wing on girls' eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Balloon Boy: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.
Balloon Boy: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Marionette:
Marionette: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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Toy Bonnie: I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Withered Bonnie: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Toy Bonnie: You have invoked all my fury! You will pay recompense for your transgressions!
Withered Bonnie: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

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Withered Golden Freddy: New year, new me.
Shadow Freddy: Bitch, it's August.
Withered Golden Freddy: Time is an illusion.

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Withered Bonnie: I've organized your messages into three categories.
Withered Bonnie: "From Toy Bonnie"
Withered Bonnie: "Death Threats"
Withered Bonnie: And "Death Threats from Toy Bonnie"

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Shadow Bonnie: Freddy, you need to calm down.
Shadow Freddy, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

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Jeremy: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.
Mike: Punt like football.

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Jeremy: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Jeremy: Lmao, @Mangle.