Springtrap, laying in the saferoom: Get out of my room.
Phantom Freddy, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.

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Phantom Freddy: Slash gamemode creative.
Phantom Foxy: Dude, this isn't Min-
Phantom Freddy: *starts levitating*

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Springtrap: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Phantom Marionette: No, well, actually, it is.
Springtrap: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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Michael: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Springtrap: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Henry: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Springtrap: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery. I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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Springtrap: Yeah, well I've never died, so how do I know that God is real?

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Springtrap: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!
Springtrap: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Michael: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.
Springtrap, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Springtrap, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the black-market.
Michael: ....
Springtrap: *lip smack*

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Phantom Freddy: Mangle, keep an eye on Foxy today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Phantom Mangle: Sure, I'd love to see Foxy getting punched.
Phantom Chica: Try again.
Phantom Mangle, sighing: I will try to stop Foxy from getting punched.

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Phantom BB: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Phantom Freddy: Did you ask Foxy?
Phantom BB: He said no.
Phantom Freddy: Then why did you ask me?
Phantom BB: He's not the boss of you.
Phantom Freddy, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Springtrap: When do I get my own gun?
Michael: I wouldn't trust you with a kid's lightsaber.