Gregory: Freddy likes to say, 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Glamrock Freddy: Always strive to eat the stars!
Glamrock Chica: Aren't they too hot?
Monty: Blow on them first, idiot.

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Roxy: Hi, who is this? Monty changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Glamrock Chica: What's mine?
Roxy: Dwarf.
Glamrock Chica: He's so mean! I'm not that short!
Roxy: Oh, hi, Chica.
Glamrock Chica: Fuck.

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Gregory: Holy shit, Roxy, do you know what this means?!
Roxy: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Moon: Blocking people isn't enough.
Moon: I want them to die.

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Sun: Hey, Moon, do you have any hobbies?
Moon: Swimming...
Sun: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Moon: In a pool of self-hatred and regret.

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Vanny: Where are you going?
Burntrap: Hell, eventually.

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Glamrock Freddy: Alright, listen up, you little shits.
Glamrock Freddy: Not you, Gregory. You're an angel and we're thrilled that you're here.

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DJ Music Man: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.

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Vanny: I hope they've calmed down...
The Blob: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.

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Glitchtrap: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Vanessa: Twelve, actually.
Glitchtrap: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Vanessa: Yours!
Glitchtrap: That's right: no one's.

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Gregory: No offence, but if I die and no one uses the Ouija Board to keep me updated on memes, I will literally haunt you all.

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Glamrock Freddy: When I was a young boy...
Glamrock Chica: ...my father...
Monty: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN'T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN'T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN'T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.
Roxy: ...to see a marching band.

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*While the glamrocks are in a battle*
Glamrock Freddy, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Sun: Take it back now, y'all!

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Roxy: Here's two facts about me.
Roxy: 1. I hate hot people.
Roxy: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

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Sun: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Glamrock Freddy: A character!
Glamrock Chica: A setting!
Moon, a gleam in his eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Gregory: A mosquito tried to bite me, and I slapped it and killed it.
Gregory: And I started thinking.
Gregory: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Gregory: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Vanessa: Are you ok?

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Glamrock Freddy: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face?
Glamrock Freddy: Oh my god, you have Vanessa.

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Glamrock Chica: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Glamrock Freddy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Roxy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Gregory: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Monty: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand, and I got a really bad burn.
Moon: I have emotional scars.