Roxy: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Glamrock Freddy: ...We're on the ground floor.
Roxy: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Elizabeth: How was your day, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Elizabeth: Oh? And what does that mean?
Michael: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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Lefty: I'm not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I'm not passionate about.
Henry: What are you passionate about?
Lefty: Sleeping.

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Toy Chica: *sighs*
Toy Bonnie: You bored?
Toy Chica: Yeah.
Toy Bonnie: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Toy Chica: I thought you'd never ask.

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Chica: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.
Bonnie: There's no critic more honest than Foxy!
Foxy: Bad.

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Funtime Freddy: THEY COME SEASONALLY!
Funtime Freddy: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!
Funtime Foxy: What- Ballora, is he drunk again-
Funtime Freddy: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I GO!
Funtime Freddy: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Ballora: What does WHAT mean?
Lolbit, who is the only one who knows what Funtime Freddy is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Funtime Foxy: WHAT THE FUCK DID FREDDY FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Funtime Freddy: I'M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Funtime Freddy: IN L.A.
Funtime Freddy: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Funtime Foxy and Ballora: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE FREDDY-

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Glamrock Chica: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Bon-Bon: What is love?
Funtime Freddy: An emotional minefield.
Circus Baby: A neurochemical reaction.
Michael: Baby don't hurt me.

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Bonnie: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
Chica: Yeah, it's a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
Foxy: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We're safe now.
Freddy: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

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Withered Bonnie: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Withered Chica: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Withered Foxy: A realist sees a freight train.
Withered Freddy: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Toy Freddy: I need life advice.
Balloon Boy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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*The phantoms playing Among Us*
Phantom Freddy: I believe Marionette is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Springtrap, what were you doing?
Springtrap: Oh, I was just murdering... I mean, nothing!

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Bonnie: I desire moisture.
Chica: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Glamrock Chica: Roxy won't come out of her room!
Glamrock Freddy: Just tell her I said something.
Glamrock Chica: Like what?
Glamrock Freddy: Anything factually incorrect.
Glamrock Chica, shrugging: If you say so.
Roxy, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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*The Funtimes about to do something dangerous*
Funtime Foxy: Shouldn't someone give a pep talk?
Ballora: Go ahead.
Funtime Foxy: Be careful.
Funtime Foxy: Don't die.
Circus Baby: *Holds back a laugh*
Funtime Freddy: Great. We're all bloody inspired.

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Glamrock Chica: If you were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would you be?
Glamrock Freddy: Vanilla.
Roxy: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!
Roxy: If I was an ice cream flavor, I'd be pistachio!
Monty: Because nobody likes you?