This is a different alternative ending to Hindenburg cola, this is what happens to Wakko if he got unconscious
Ralph was chasing the Warner's
He lost them, when they were hiding in the poster, when they popped out they cane across the psychiatry building
Wakko: office of dr. Otto von scratchansniff, yes still practicing
Yakko: wow he's still practicing, well he'll figure out how to do it eventually
He ran and busted the doors open
Dot: dr scratchansniff, oh we haven't seen you all season
Otto: (rumbling) oh
Wakko: ew, he doesn't look so good
Yakko: he also looks sick
Otto: oh!!!!!!
Yakko: maybe he is sick
Dot: here let us take a look at you
He quickly changed
Dot: hello nurse, hello nurse
Wakko/Yakko: HELLO!!! DOCTOR
Dot: forceps
Wakko: check
Dot: scalpel
Yakko: check
Dot: check
Wakko: check
Dot: healthcare American style
(Stomach rumbling)
Otto: oh
Wakko listens to his stomach
Wakko: I think he's legitimately ill
Otto: I am, I have eine terrible food poisoning, meine sauerkraut, she was too sour
Wakko: so you're saying you're not going to eat the rest of that
Yakko: guess you're the sour the one now, huh scratchy
Otto: ha ha, a funny comedy joke, that was definitely worth the 20 year wait
(Stomach rumbles)
Otto: now, leave me to sulk in peace!
The Warner's huddle together
Yakko: aww, this isn't any fun if he doesn't fight back
Wakko: like the end of rocky V
Dot: I just feel sad and empty
Wakko: like the end of rocky V
Yakko: what if we can help him
Dot: WHA...
Wakko: -help scratchansniff
Yakko: cone on sobs, new reboot, new us, besides, we want the old scratchy back, don't we, who's with me
They turn to face him
Yakko: say Doc, anything we can get you
Otto: (sniffle) well, there is one thing, that would make me feel better, no never mind
Yakko: tell us
Wakko: please
Dot: we live to serve
Otto: okay. I want a Can of... Hindenburg cola
Dot: say what now, gas'n'sniff
Otto: Hindenburg cola
Dot: just one more time for me there, scratch'n'stinky
Otto: ja. It's a German soda, a marvel of engineering prowess, all its flavors in perfect balance, unt these teensy weensy bubbles, zey will cure mein bloated belly in nein time flat
Yakko: easy, we just need a vending machine and one dollar (chuckles) has anybody got either of those things
Wakko: well, I've got the vending machine
He pulls out a vending machine out of his sweater
Wakko: but who carries cash in this economy
Otto: vending machine oh no no no no, zis is the rarest of sodas in all the world, there is only one shop which sells it, in a place far, far away, mom und pop's one stop top pop shop
Dot: mom und pop's one stop top pop shop
Otto: ja, mom und pop's one stop top pop shop, you will never find it
(Phone beeps)
Yakko: got it, Mom and pop's one stop top pop shop, come on sibs. We got a montage to catch
Dot: we'll save you, scratchy!!!!!!!!
Otto: ohh (sniff) I should have joined Doctors without boarders with hello nurse (sigh)
They wait for the bus stop and they travel to a jungle to the Himalayas and on a plane
as dot drove the plane, Yakko saw how distressed and tired Wakko was, he pulls him closer and Jets him sleep on his shoulders, he hugged him tight and rocks him to sleep
And when they finally arrived in Glendale
Dot: there it is
(Angelic music)
Ring
Dot rings the bell and she gets startled by a strange old man
Mom: hey
Dot: ah!
Mom: welcome to mom and pop's one stop top pop shop, I'm mom may I help you?
Dot: do you have any Hindenburg cola
Mom: uh, uh... instant granola, oh you must be looking for mom and pop's oat crop hippie shop, I can give you directions
Dot: no, no, no, Hindenburg cola
Mom: uh- lindenberg victrola, no you want mom and pop's lindy hop record shop, they're just off the 405
(Dot growling)
Dot: HINDENBURG COLA
mom: oh! Hindenburg cola, yes one can left, right down in the back
(Triumphant music plays)
Before they can get it, someone already beats them to it
(Schwarzenegger-like grunts)
Warner's: (gasp)
Yakko: it's... it's... you!
Nils: from the Greek games, ja, nils niedhart, mister gold medals
Wakko: I thought you were in hell
Nils: ja, i was then I tried to escape, no one stopped me, anyway, I will be taking mein cola now
Dot crawls up to his face
Dot; listen here, you big protein planet, we came a long way for that soda
Yakko: yeah, we need it got a very good foil of ours, so hand it over
Nils: and if I say nein
Wakko: then we'll write a sternly worded letter to the animators
Nils: nice try, pooch chimps but this soda is almost as perfect as mein physique and it even has these teensy weensy bubbles (kissing, baby talking)
Yakko: okay, that's just not right, and again with the teensy bubbles
They then tried to take the can by forced and end up fighting for it
When they fell outside, the can slipped between them and Wakko ran and grabs it
Wakko: (sigh)
The three ran
Nils: stop! Theives! Mein bubbles
He went after then, to the street and came across a old woman
The giant Olympic jumps on her, flies in the air
Wakko: (gasp)
He land on Wakko and crushes him, he then steps hard on his head and rushes to get the can
Yakko: (gasp) WAKKO
Wakko rushes to his injured brother and picks him up, he places the back of his hand on his head, he and dot glares at the giant as they watched him got away
Dot/Yakko: (growling)
He looks down at Wakko
Yakko: dot quickly you go teach that bully a lesson, while I go take care of Wakko
Dot: ok
As she went to get the Can, Yakko running back to the tower carrying an unconscious Wakko
A few minutes later as the sun set Wakko, his head and ribs wrapped in bandages, was resting in yakko's bed, he doesn't let anyone sleep in his bed, well not unless it was emergency
He was covered in blanket to up to his neck
Wakko: ohh, oh
He wakes up to find himself in his bed
Wakko: ugh
He gets up painfully and slowly and looks around
Yakko: Wakko
He turns to see him
Wakko: huh
Yakko: oh thank goodness your ok
He walks over to him and pulls him in a warm hug, he pulls him back a little
Wakko: what happened, (gasp) the soda
He panics as he tries to get up, Yakko stops him
Yakko: whoa, whoa, whoa, baby bro take it, take it easy, I just got you back, don't worry about him, dot made sure he leans his listen
Wakko: but what about dr. Scartchnsniff
Yakko: he got his soda (and a headache)
He stares at him as yakko places his hand on his stomach
Yakko: huh? You feel so thin, let's get some food inside ya
He walks over to the fridge and gives him plates of sweets, he pokes at it as he looks up at his brother
Yakko: what's wrong, Wakko
Wakko: I'm on your bed
Yakko: yeah so
Wakko: you never let anyone on your bed
He pulls him in a warm hug
Yakko: I was so worried about you, I thought you were hurt and I was afraid you weren't coming back
He pulls him back by to his face
Yakko: look I now that I haven't been the best brother when it comes to protecting you
Wakko glares a bit
Wakko: you right, you're not the best brother
He frowns a bit until Wakko hugs his chest
Yakko: your the greatest
He smiles as he hugs him back The moment felt great until, it was interrupted when dot came in leaning against the door
Dot: oh boys,
Brothers: huh?
They turned to see her
Dot: if you're done having a moment, I just spotted scrathnsniff floating by the river, let's go
As she jumps out, they followed
Wakko: so tell me what did is miss
Yakko: well-
He wraps his arm around his shoulders and joins dot as they shut the door
The scene fades to a picture of a young Yakko holding a baby Wakko, smiling
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