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This is a different alternative ending to Hindenburg cola, this is what happens to Wakko if he got unconscious

Ralph was chasing the Warner's

He lost them, when they were hiding in the poster, when they popped out they cane across the psychiatry building

Wakko: office of dr. Otto von scratchansniff, yes still practicing

Yakko: wow he's still practicing, well he'll figure out how to do it eventually

He ran and busted the doors open

Dot: dr scratchansniff, oh we haven't seen you all season

Otto: (rumbling) oh

Wakko: ew, he doesn't look so good

Yakko: he also looks sick

Otto: oh!!!!!!

Yakko: maybe he is sick

Dot: here let us take a look at you

He quickly changed

Dot: hello nurse, hello nurse

Wakko/Yakko: HELLO!!! DOCTOR

Dot: forceps

Wakko: check

Dot: scalpel

Yakko: check

Dot: check

Wakko: check

Dot: healthcare American style

(Stomach rumbling)

Otto: oh

Wakko listens to his stomach

Wakko: I think he's legitimately ill

Otto: I am, I have eine terrible food poisoning, meine sauerkraut, she was too sour

Wakko: so you're saying you're not going to eat the rest of that

Yakko: guess you're the sour the one now, huh scratchy

Otto: ha ha, a funny comedy joke, that was definitely worth the 20 year wait

(Stomach rumbles)

Otto: now, leave me to sulk in peace!

The Warner's huddle together

Yakko: aww, this isn't any fun if he doesn't fight back

Wakko: like the end of rocky V

Dot: I just feel sad and empty

Wakko: like the end of rocky V

Yakko: what if we can help him

Dot: WHA...

Wakko: -help scratchansniff

Yakko: cone on sobs, new reboot, new us, besides, we want the old scratchy back, don't we, who's with me

They turn to face him

Yakko: say Doc, anything we can get you

Otto: (sniffle) well, there is one thing, that would make me feel better, no never mind

Yakko: tell us

Wakko: please

Dot: we live to serve

Otto: okay. I want a Can of... Hindenburg cola

Dot: say what now, gas'n'sniff

Otto: Hindenburg cola

Dot: just one more time for me there, scratch'n'stinky

Otto: ja. It's a German soda, a marvel of engineering prowess, all its flavors in perfect balance, unt these teensy weensy bubbles, zey will cure mein bloated belly in nein time flat

Yakko: easy, we just need a vending machine and one dollar (chuckles) has anybody got either of those things

Wakko: well, I've got the vending machine

He pulls out a vending machine out of his sweater
Wakko: but who carries cash in this economy

Otto: vending machine oh no no no no, zis is the rarest of sodas in all the world, there is only one shop which sells it, in a place far, far away, mom und pop's one stop top pop shop

Dot: mom und pop's one stop top pop shop

Otto: ja, mom und pop's one stop top pop shop, you will never find it

(Phone beeps)

Yakko: got it, Mom and pop's one stop top pop shop, come on sibs. We got a montage to catch

Dot: we'll save you, scratchy!!!!!!!!

Otto: ohh (sniff) I should have joined Doctors without boarders with hello nurse (sigh)

They wait for the bus stop and they travel to a jungle to the Himalayas and on a plane

as dot drove the plane, Yakko saw how distressed and tired Wakko was, he pulls him closer and Jets him sleep on his shoulders, he hugged him tight and rocks him to sleep

And when they finally arrived in Glendale

Dot: there it is

(Angelic music)

Ring

Dot rings the bell and she gets startled by a strange old man

Mom: hey

Dot: ah!

Mom: welcome to mom and pop's one stop top pop shop, I'm mom may I help you?

Dot: do you have any Hindenburg cola

Mom: uh, uh... instant granola, oh you must be looking for mom and pop's oat crop hippie shop, I can give you directions

Dot: no, no, no, Hindenburg cola

Mom: uh- lindenberg victrola, no you want mom and pop's lindy hop record shop, they're just off the 405

(Dot growling)

Dot: HINDENBURG COLA

mom: oh! Hindenburg cola, yes one can left, right down in the back

(Triumphant music plays)

Before they can get it, someone already beats them to it

(Schwarzenegger-like grunts)

Warner's: (gasp)

Yakko: it's... it's... you!

Nils: from the Greek games, ja, nils niedhart, mister gold medals

Wakko: I thought you were in hell

Nils: ja, i was then I tried to escape, no one stopped me, anyway, I will be taking mein cola now

Dot crawls up to his face

Dot; listen here, you big protein planet, we came a long way for that soda

Yakko: yeah, we need it got a very good foil of ours, so hand it over

Nils: and if I say nein

Wakko: then we'll write a sternly worded letter to the animators

Nils: nice try, pooch chimps but this soda is almost as perfect as mein physique and it even has these teensy weensy bubbles (kissing, baby talking)

Yakko: okay, that's just not right, and again with the teensy bubbles

They then tried to take the can by forced and end up fighting for it

When they fell outside, the can slipped between them and Wakko ran and grabs it

Wakko: (sigh)

The three ran

Nils: stop! Theives! Mein bubbles

He went after then, to the street and came across a old woman

The giant Olympic jumps on her, flies in the air

Wakko: (gasp)

He land on Wakko and crushes him, he then steps hard on his head and rushes to get the can

Yakko: (gasp) WAKKO

Wakko rushes to his injured brother and picks him up, he places the back of his hand on his head, he and dot glares at the giant as they watched him got away

Dot/Yakko: (growling)

He looks down at Wakko

Yakko: dot quickly you go teach that bully a lesson, while I go take care of Wakko

Dot: ok

As she went to get the Can, Yakko running back to the tower carrying an unconscious Wakko

A few minutes later as the sun set Wakko, his head and ribs wrapped in bandages, was resting in yakko's bed, he doesn't let anyone sleep in his bed, well not unless it was emergency

He was covered in blanket to up to his neck

Wakko: ohh, oh

He wakes up to find himself in his bed

Wakko: ugh

He gets up painfully and slowly and looks around

Yakko: Wakko

He turns to see him

Wakko: huh

Yakko: oh thank goodness your ok

He walks over to him and pulls him in a warm hug, he pulls him back a little

Wakko: what happened, (gasp) the soda

He panics as he tries to get up, Yakko stops him

Yakko: whoa, whoa, whoa, baby bro take it, take it easy, I just got you back, don't worry about him, dot made sure he leans his listen

Wakko: but what about dr. Scartchnsniff

Yakko: he got his soda (and a headache)

He stares at him as yakko places his hand on his stomach

Yakko: huh? You feel so thin, let's get some food inside ya

He walks over to the fridge and gives him plates of sweets, he pokes at it as he looks up at his brother

Yakko: what's wrong, Wakko

Wakko: I'm on your bed

Yakko: yeah so

Wakko: you never let anyone on your bed

He pulls him in a warm hug

Yakko: I was so worried about you, I thought you were hurt and I was afraid you weren't coming back

He pulls him back by to his face

Yakko: look I now that I haven't been the best brother when it comes to protecting you

Wakko glares a bit

Wakko: you right, you're not the best brother

He frowns a bit until Wakko hugs his chest

Yakko: your the greatest

He smiles as he hugs him back The moment felt great until, it was interrupted when dot came in leaning against the door

Dot: oh boys,

Brothers: huh?

They turned to see her

Dot: if you're done having a moment, I just spotted scrathnsniff floating by the river, let's go

As she jumps out, they followed

Wakko: so tell me what did is miss

Yakko: well-

He wraps his arm around his shoulders and joins dot as they shut the door

The scene fades to a picture of a young Yakko holding a baby Wakko, smiling

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