Ch 7: Dipper vs Manliness

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Gravity Falls.

Greasy's Diner a popular diner for both non humans and humans alike especially since it pancakes are simply delicious.

Entering the diner is Stan, Dipper, and Mabel which the look around then sit at a empty table.

The Pines talk until Lazy Susan arrived and ask what they want which reveal that Stan won't buy pancakes because he is lazy and greedy.

Stan: "With the fancy flour they use these days? What am I, made of money?" Stan said only for a piece of a bill shows out of Stan's sleeve.

Stan: "Tap tap" he said hiding the bill into his sleeve.

Suddenly Dipper see a machine called Manliness Tester which say free pancakes as the prize.

Dipper: "Don't worry guys. I'll win us free pancakes by beating that manliness tester" he said which Mabel and Stan look at each other only to laugh.

It was then that Stan reveal that Dipper sing Icelandic pop sensation 'BABBA' which Mabel laugh harder.

Will: "And what so wrong singing a girly song?" He said surprising everyone as they look to see him, Lucifer, and Sunset there.

Stan: "Why are you here Will?" He said.

Lucifer: "For these delicious pancakes but I doubt they are more delicious than my beloved cooking" she said hugging Will arm.

Sunset: "Will invite me since I need a break from ruling Equestria but I'll admit you ain't afraid of singing a girl song" she said shocking Mabel.

Mabel: "What! But Dipper is a boy! He shouldn't sing to girls song!" She said only to wince when Will glare at her.

Will: "He have his taste in music and you have your taste. Beside I'll listen to female songs and sing them" he said shocking Mabel while Stan is chuckling.

Stan: "I completely forgot about that" he said remembering how Will talk about female songs.

Lucifer: "Besides Dipper is still a kid. He'll grow into such a handsome man when he reach eighteen" she said.

Sunset: "I agree after all Flash told me himself that boys Dipper age isn't muscular until they reach maturity" she said.

Dipper: "Thanks for having faith you three unlike these two" he said glaring at Mabel and Stan.

Will: "No problem. So why don't I buy you some pancakes" he said which Stan sigh and agree seeing no harm.

In the forest.

Deep in the forest is Wendy who is reflecting on her so call friends.

Wendy: "Tambry was the only one who stay behind and call for help. The others just ran and leave me to die. That isn't what friends are for" she said.

Suddenly she heard a scream which she run and hide behind a tree to see what going on which reveal that Pacifica is tied up.

Wendy notice that a Mr Handy was scrap and is being place into a truck by four masked men.

Man 1: "Alright men. We got the b_tch and her Robot time to load up" he said only for a second masked man to point a gun at Wendy.

Man 2: "Deer Woman!" He said which the other men raised their guns and shoot at Wendy who was knock out by darts.

North Pole.

Far into the frozen wastelands is a small city which is rule by the evil sorcerer Winterbolt who lost his magic.

Thankfully he is resistance to the cold thus how he survived so long and he rebuilt the small city into a functional city where heat is being produced.

Suddenly Devour appear and with him is two people a child called Chara and a man called Dr Black.

Devour: "Greetings! I am Devour and I have a offer for you" he said which peak Winterbolt curious.

Winterbolt: "What sort of deal?" He ask.

Devour: "This deal will give you back your ice magic but exchange you join my group of evil" he said which Winterbolt smirk.

Everfree Forest.

Deep in a cave is a gang called Purple Dragons who was forced out of New York once United Heroez and the Turtles join forces with the police.

Thankfully their boss Hun managed to join Devour group and started small operations.

This group is apart of the Equestria operation and lead by the former immortal Minotaur.

Both himself and what remain of the enemies of mythology join Devour to survive since it reveal that many monsters are no longer immortal.

Currently he is watching the captures Pacifica and Wendy since he doesn't trust the men to watch the women.

Wendy: "I understand Pacifica because her parents are rich but why are you keeping me locked up!" She said.

Minotaur: "Deer Woman are useful as slaves so you're are gonna be bought once a buyer pay for you" he said shocking Wendy.

Pacifica: "Wait aren't you one of those Manotaurs?" She said only for Minotaur to growl.

Minotaur: "they are weak and pathetic compare to me! Sadly most of my fellow monsters die by the humans" he said.

Wendy: "Wait how are you still alive? I thought the government kill you all" she said which Minotaur growl.

Minotaur: "Only a few got themselves kill because they are fools. The rest of us went into hiding until Devour found us so we join his group" he said shocking the ladies.

Suddenly a explosion caught everyone attention which they look only to see Will and a few Unity heroes entering the cave.

Purple Dragons: "Unity!" They shout and try to use their guns but they were all knock out by the heroes.

Minotaur: "I told those fools that kidnapping a northwest was suicide" he said then attempt to leave only for Will to punch him in the face knocking him out.

Wendy: "How did you find us?" She ask completely surprise at how fast Unity arrived.

Will: "Dipper and his new friend who follow you then call for us" he said which Wendy blush at how Dipper is being a true friend.

Maleficent: "Here you ladies go" she said giving the ladies some clothes.

Wendy: "Wait new friend?" She ask which she look only to gasp when she see the missing pony Twilight entering the cave with Dipper.

Will: "Yup apparently she isolate herself from Equestria because she need time for herself" he said.

Pacifica: "I don't blame her considering how her so call friends turn their back on her" she said.

Twilight (pony): "I thought they were my herd" she said which Will sigh.

Will: "They technically wasn't since they only join you because of Nightmare Moon" he said causing the pony to widen her eyes in realization.

Twilight (pony): "So they weren't true friends" she said completely godsmack at the fact.

Will: "I'm afraid not. Sure they help you but they are not true friends" he said.

Wendy: "It true. I thought I know my friends but in truth we barely know each other and only made fun of someone" she said.

Twilight (pony): "I think I'll go back and talk to my parents" she said which Will smile.

Gravity Falls.

Everyone head to Greasy's Diner while the police arrest everyone from the cave.

However upon arriving Mabel attempt to pet Twilight like a animal but she was kick in the face by Twilight.

Mabel: "Why would you kick me!" She said holding her nose.

Twilight: "Because you acting like a b_tch! You thought I would act like a normal pony that you can pet!" She said glaring at Mabel who is speechless.

Will: "Do I need to remind you that you're banned from zoo and would get in trouble for touching animals that ain't yours?" He said glaring at Mabel.

Mabel: "I wasn't thinking!" She said.

Dipper: "No you don't think you only act because you're a ungrateful sister!" He said shocking Mabel.

Wendy: "I agree as you been acting like a brat who think she could get away with anything especially since Dipper were man enough to save both myself and Pacifica from a threat" she said catching Stan attention.

Stan: "What happened?" He said.

Will: "Purple Dragons and Minotaur thought they would get away with selling Wendy and ransom the northwest" he said shocking Stan while Mabel is godsmack.

Stan: "Okay your definitely a man for doing that. Hell you would make women fall for you. I know that true because I was married once" he said shocking Mabel and Dipper.

Dipper: "You were married!" He said.

Stan: "Yeah Eda but she ran away with my money and car since then I haven't see her" he said.

Will: "You do realize that Eda is a witch of the boiling isles?" He said which Stan shrugged.

Stan: "I hope to never see her again" he said crossing his arms unaware that he jinx himself.

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