"I wonder what's creepier, you talking to the computer or you talking to yourself"

"No, I'm not him, I'm lonely and can't find love so I lay on the floor all day questioning life"

"They're not ugly, they're aesthetic"

"If you say one more pun this morning I'll shoot you"

"I'm too young to drink so no potions for me sir"

"If you don't stop doing that I'll hit the C Note"

"It's Planty the Potted Plant! My favourite superhero!"

"Great, no more nightmares of that guys face and waking up in cold sweat"

"You speaking Russian is scarier than normal you"