1- If a girl tells you "stoop itttt" continue to tease her, but if she says "stop it" listen to her if you cherish your life.

2- Like Shakespeare says in Hamlet on ligne 88 in the 3rd act scene 3:
No.

3-
- Hey there, stupid! I will not tolerate a boor like you talking to my Penguine!
- Yeah, Roger, break his knees!

4- (here the french version actually makes sense bc "bouffe" is slang for eating and food)
"The lack of something eats you up" for me, I lack of food but to each there own

5- When your friends send you a message when you were in the middle of writing one to them and you have to delete your whole message and start again

6- (this one is really hard to translate but basically the person is saying that The dress is only to please their mom so come with a a toy whatever it is)

7- I wanna be a bear.
No need to work, nor to shave.
If someone bothers you, you
EAT THEM.

8- When everyone thinks your wrong but Google is on your side

9- If we go out during Ramadan, the titans can't eat us?

10- When you're supposed to take your shower but instead you waiste time fooling around

11- When you feel extremely enraged inside but you have to control yourself because screaming like a crazy person in public is not an option

12- When your sulking and someone offers you food

There you go!!

*My dad and me are in the car and we see a dog on a leash that wants to go on the streat*
My dad: no, dog, don't go on the street.
My dad as the dog: but I want to!
My dad: no, dog, it's dangerous.
My dad as the dog: it looks fun!
My dad: it's not that fun.
My dad as the dog: but I'd make a good pancake!
My dad: that's not how it works!
My dad as the dog: but I'd be a fluffy pancake!
My dad: ...
Me in the background: *cracking up*