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08.43pm.

Taichi Kawanishi has logged in.

Kawanishi: Hayato, do you have a copy of that movie we watched the other day? It scared the shit out of me.

Yamagata: Yeah, come over. I have it.

Kawanishi: I'm going to show it to my roommate. He handles scary movies terribly.

Taichi Kawanishi has sent an evil sticker!

Semi: Not sure if you're a sadist or nah.

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Kawanishi: Haha. Thanks.

Reon Ohira has turned off mute.

Ohira: I just got online, but I can see it coming.

Ushijima: Semi, what is a sadist?

Ohira: Called it.

Yamagata: ｌｍｆａｏ what the hell

Tsutomu Goshiki has sent a shocked sticker!

Goshiki: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goshiki: Ushijima-san, you don't just go ahead and ask stuff like that!!

Semi: I'm not going to answer that lmao find that out yourself.

Goshiki: Semi-san, can you not fuel his flames even more, please?

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Kenjirou Shirabu has logged in.

Shirabu: I think I made a mistake to scroll up and read all of what I missed.

Ohira: Be like me, Kenjirou.

Reon Ohira has muted the group.

Shirabu: ... Ohira-san is cool.

Goshiki: Looool didn't think Shirabu-san would ever call anyone 'cool' lol.

Shirabu: You aren't cool, Ace-wannabe.

Ushijima: Kawanishi, are you online?

Seen by Semi, Shirabu, Kawanishi and Yamagata. 09.16pm

09.20pm.

Kawanishi: Sup

Ushijima: I wanted to speak to you regarding the name you made for Shirabu yesterday.

Shirabu: Wait what.

Yamagata: Shirabuahaha.

Semi: Lol

Taichi Kawanishi is typing...

Ushijima: Shirabu is a male.

Ushijima: I don't understand how you came up with that name.

Taichi Kawanishi has logged off.

Hayato Yamagata has sent a laughing sticker!

Yamagata: lmfao Semi-san are you here

Semi: ｌｍｆａｏI am

Yamagata: I can't anymore ｌｏｌ

Ushijima: So I typed Shirabubblyboobs on Google.

Semi: the fuck LMAO

Satori Tendou; Active now.

Tendou: Hi gais wassup

Tendou: LOL NVM ME, GO ON

Tendou: Did you get anything you like, Wakatoshi-kun?~~ ;)))

Ushijima: I found a song related to it.

Reon Ohira has sent a facepalm sticker!

Goshiki: !!!!!

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Kenjirou Shirabu has sent a horrified face!

Shirabu: Oh my God Ushijima-san why?

Semi: Pfft.

Wakatoshi Ushijima has shared a link to Major Lazer's famous song, 'Bubble Butt'!

Yamagata: I'M SO DONE LMFAO

Semi: What the fuck XD

Shirabu: Ushijima-san wHY

Satori Tendou has sent a video! Tap to view!

Semi: Satori I swear to God I will slap you.

Yamagata: LMAO TENDOU-SAN, NICE ASS-SHAKE

Tendou: ikr thnxxxxxxx :'3

Goshiki: !!!

Goshiki: And you guys call me the wannabe lol.

Tsutomu Goshiki has set his own nickname to Ace✨.

Ushijima: The music was very catchy, I must admit.

Yamagata: I'M GOING TO DIE LOL #RipHayato2k17

Ushijima: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shirabu Kenjirou has sent a cringing sticker!

Ushijima: (- ლ)

Tendou: Wakatoshi-kun sure luvs emoticons! :3

Ushijima: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Semi: Ok let's just stop.  

Shirabu: Stop seconded.

Seen by everyone. 09.46pm

10.23pm

Ace✨: ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

Ace✨: The stir-fried ramen they served at dinner was amazing!!!

Semi: Make sure you don't lie down right away, after eating something so spicy like that.

Satori Tendou has set Eita Semi's nickname to Mamabear.

Mamabear has sent an annoyed sticker!

Mamabear: We are not doing this, Satori.

Shirabu: Lol.

Mamabear: You little.

Mamabear: You asked for it.

Mamabear has changed Kenjirou Shirabu's nickname to Bubbly.

Yamagata: You go, Semi-san.

Mamabear: Ikr.

Hayato Yamagata has set his own nickname to Kulest.

Kulest: B)

Mamabear: That's very chill.

Kulest: Tenk.

Bubbly: What the hell.

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing....

Bubbly has changed Ace✨'s nickname to Ass.

Ass: !!!!!!!!

Ass: What did I do?!!!!!!!!!!!

Wakatoshi Ushijima has set his own nickname to (- ლ).

(- ლ): I just realised we can do this.

 Kulest: Lmao what even.

(- ლ) has changed Satori Tendou's nickname to  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Y ME?! 

Bubbly; Last active 3 minutes ago.

  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But seriously, why?!

  (- ლ): Because you taught me that face. 

  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I am touched...

Ohira Reon has cleared everyone's nicknames.

Ohira: Don't you dare change any of it ever again.

Semi: Lol.

Tendou: Yes Papa.

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a/n; LMAO tbh i'm a combination of hayato and semisemi irl pfft. i published this book just yesterday and it already has a ranking?! i am s c r e am i nggg

btw semi, you can be sadistic with me anytime ;))))))))))

also, heads up! this book will have slight shipping of three pairings, /keyword, 's l i g h t'/ and the three pairs are ushiten, goshira, and *coughs* semieen *cough* bruh i am sorry, but i ship myself with semieen more than anything okbye-- //slapped