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06.13am

Hayato Yamagata; Active now.

Yamagata: Hey y'all gm.

Yamagata: I'm getting my haircut today before breakfast.

Goshiki: !!!

Goshiki: That's so cool, Yamagata-san!!

Yamagata: Ikr

Tendou: oooooo (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Tendou: Is it bad that I regret sending that now?

Shirabu: Hello.

Ushijima: (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Goshiki: HAHAHA

Goshiki: Ushijima-san, it seems that you have a long way to go before you reach my level.

Ushijima: I look forward to it.

Eita Semi; Active now.

Semi: Reon, do you have that joint relief spray you used the other day?

Semi: I need to borrow it.

Tendou: Ohohoho

Tendou: Eita-kun, what have you been up to last night?

Tendou: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Goshiki: !!!!

Yamagata: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Reon Ohira ; Active now.

Ohira: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Semi: Shut the fuck up, all of you.

Tendou: Is it the girl you were talking to before going to club yesterday?

Tendou: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Semi: Satori, you ass. I told you shut up.

Goshiki: omg

Goshiki: !!!!

Kenjirou Shirabu is typing...

Goshiki: Semi-san has a girlfriend?!

Tendou: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shirabu: Lol.

Ushijima: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yamagata: ＬＭＦＡＯ best groupchat

Semi: Bye.

Eita Semi has logged off.

Ohira: Dang. I'll go off to give him the spray, then.

Ohira: Remember that we don't have morning practice today so just go straight to breakfast, instead.

Goshiki: Hehehe. Semi-san seems like he would make a good boyfriend.

Tendou: Ehehehe Tsutomu, are you interested in having a boyfriend?

Tendou: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Goshiki: !!!

Tsutomu Goshiki has sent a crying sticker!

Goshiki: Why must you say that  Tendou-san?

Goshiki: ╥﹏╥

Tendou: Everyone! Tsutomu wants to date someone! Do we have a volunteer?
Seen by Goshiki and Reon. 06.43am.

06.45am.

Kenjirou Shirabu is typing...

Shirabu: Wow.

Tendou: And we have a volunteer!!

Goshiki: ???????

Tendou: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shirabu: Tendou-san, why would I date someone like that coconut?

Tsutomu Goshiki has sent a pissed sticker!

Goshiki: What do you mean, what's wrong with someone like me?!

Satori Tendou has sent a shocked sticker!

Kenjirou Shirabu is typing...

Goshiki: I'm an awesome person!!!

Goshiki: And I'm cute!

Goshiki: And I'm the ace!!!

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Goshiki: And... and.. More stuff!

Shirabu: ... Ok.

Shirabu: Suure.

Tsutomu Goshiki has sent a sad sticker!

Goshiki: No one believes me! (╥_╥)

Ushijima: You can be the ace next year.

Yamagata: Lol Ushijima-san probably said that genuinely and that makes it a thousand times worse ｌｍａｏ.

Satori Tendou is typing...

Ushijima: Oh. Tendou. I have a doubt.

Satori Tendou has cleared his input text.

Tendou: Yesh, Wakatoshi-kun? :3

Ushijima: Does (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have a hidden meaning?

Shirabu: Oh my god, not again.

Satori Tendou has sent a laughing sticker!

Wakatoshi Ushijima has sent a screenshot! Tap to view!

Yamagata: I CAN'T DEAL ＬＯＬ

Hayato Yamagata has sent a laughing sticker!

Ushijima: I sent that face to my mother when she said she was going to America to meet my dad.

Kenjirou Shirabu has sent a facepalm sticker!

Ohira: I swear to God...

Reon Ohira has muted the group.

Satori Tendou is typing...

Ushijima: And then, my mother gave me a phone call and talked about the dangers of online gaming and social media for half an hour.

Tendou: Wau xD

Ushijima: But she also said she was proud that I was finally growing up.

Yamagata: ＬＭＦＡＯ WHAT THE HELL EVEN.

Yamagata: Semi-san, back me up and laugh pls xD

Taichi Kawanishi has logged in.

Kawanishi: I hate all of you.

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a/n: ｌｏｌｏｌｏｌ taichi has no chill xD

also, tysm for the reads and for helping this book reach #408 in humor! i didn't think this book was that funny lmao. ily guys 💕