{ what does one do when they have no energy for a full on oneshot? incorrect quotes ,that's right ,anyway hope I'm fuelling y'all Hels/Ex/Grian stuff xD ,hope y'all have a good day <33}

Grian: Ex, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Ex: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Grian: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Hels.

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Grian, to Ex: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Ex, motioning to themself and Hels

Hels: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Grian: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Hels: *turning to Ex* How tall are you?

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Grian: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Ex: You people already know too much about me.

Hels: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Grian: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Ex: What’s updog?

Grian: Hels! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Ex: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Grian: Explain.

Ex: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Hels: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Ex:

Ex: That's just another highlight!

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Grian, holding a rock: Ex just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Hels: If you don't marry them, I will.

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Hels: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Ex: Yeah-

Grian: *kicks in the door*

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Ex: Grian, why is Hels intruding on our cuddle time?

Hels: Grian, why is Ex intruding on our cuddle time?

Grian, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

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Ex: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Hels, turning to Grian: How tall are you?

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Hels: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Ex, looking at Hels: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Hels and Ex in unison: *sighs* Grian

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Grian: What’s it like being tall?

Grian: Is it nice?

Grian: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Hels: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Ex: It was one time!

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Ex: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Grian:

Grian: I'm gonna tell them.

Hels: Don't you dare.

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Grian: Are you a painting?

Ex: What-?

Grian: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Hels: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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The squad is trying to con some random guy

Hels: Um, Ex, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Ex: We need money!

Hels: You're scamming him?

Ex: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?

Hels: What?!No way!

Ex: Why not? We already stole Grian!

Grian: Hey guys

Hels: No, we didn't.Grian can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Grian: I wanna steal