17: Eggs Benedict

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Here's a crackship name for you all: Mrs Benedict X Fugi-Dove would be...


EGGS BENEDICT.



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What did I just say, and why..?






I just want someone to finally invent a non-drowsy sleeping aid.  Is that too much to ask for?






Random man whose name I didn't bother to make note of because I don't care: "I admire a woman with brains."

Sister Boniface: "You'd be surprised at how many woman have them."

Respect: 💯



..Yes, this family watches the most varied stuff together.





AHEM!!!

Here is that 'My Favorite Things' Ninjago parody that I mentioned a few chapters ago.  I have sung it today, as my singing voice is starting to sound a bit better.  (And my bro's had my mother drive him to his future Summer job site, so I'm actually alone for a change.)  *Big sigh of relief*

I hope that I'm not off-key or anything, though, because it's been a while since I heard the actual song, and I was trying not to laugh too hard during certain bits.  😅

Thank goodness that I have an MP3 player that can record audio...

And yes, I made a couple of comments...


https://voca.ro/1koxSdII5MDB



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Oni and dragons and Nindroids with lasers.

Sea serpents and sorcerers and commissioners with tasers.

Color-coded ninja who aren't told anything.

These are a few of my favorite things.


A wise old Master who keeps making errors.

Crystals that traverse Realms and terrible wishers.

Diabolical Time Twins that mess up everything.

These are a few of my favorite things.


High-tech samurais with everything to prove.

And emo ghost boi with nothing to lose.

A couple of ninja who can't really sing.

These are a few of my favorite things.


When the snake bites.

When the wasp stings.

When I'm feeling sad.

I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad!


Finding your parents and knowing your fate.

Learning to use your own friends as bait.

A random dove furry who thinks he's so great.

These are a few of my favorite things.


Resurrecting at random so no one will die.

But still having scenes that will make you cry.

Discovering your friend is still very much alive.

These are a few of my favorite things.


An awesome new video game will give you a thrill.

Especially when you realize that it is out to kill.

A kid jacked up on candy so much it makes him ill.

These are a few of my favorite things.


When the snake bites.

When the wasp stings.

When I'm feeling sad.

I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad!

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Why do I sound so weird on voice recordings?





Anyways, I have to go and do some work in the garden right now, so I'll leave you with this very deep question: 

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?





*Kai and Lloyd are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Kai: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Lloyd, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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