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"Meanwhile, our BADGUYS are hot on the trail. Is hot the right word? Hmm, maybe frigid or stale" McWinkle growls at the narrator.

"Sorry and addy, a fresh pair of new clothes after getting out of the rain"

"Uh, well, this is the only evidence they left behind"

"Green eggs and ham. How did they even get out of their cell?"

"Yeah, we want the whole story"

"Gluntz please, not in front of addy"

"To McWinkle, addy was always considered fragile small and sensitive"

He puts his arm around addy pulling her close.

"Uh, well, they... They had help"

"Who?"

They started to laugh, "what, what's so funny?" Addy asked.

"It was a little, bitty mouse"

"This story just got a mousand percent better"

"A mouse escape?" Addy was puzzled.

"No, it didn't. I wanna talk to this mouse"

"The mouse broke out, too. He had the cutest little blueprints and the cutest little pencil"

"That sounds cute" addy says.

"And the cutest little hat!"

"Aw"  they were all in awed but McWinkle growled as he was getting annoyed, addy takes his arm to comfort him.

"That is the greatest story I've ever heard"

"Well, the story doesn't have a happy ending, because you and I are in big trouble with the Bigman"

"Dad?" addy was worried so McWinkle pats her hand.

"It's going to be fine addy, I promise"

Snerz was still celebrating, ♪ So, clap your beak and swell your neck And then reverse your stance ♪ ♪ With a hop and a zip To the north, south, west ♪ ♪ Let's all do the Chickeraffe Prance! ♪ How was that? On a scale of ten to ten?"

"Oh, eleven, sir"

"Now, imagine how classy that will be with a large and wieldy animal by me. It's the perfect way to embarrass my Cronies at the Gala"

But then the tv came on, "That's right! The Chickeraffe Bandits have struck again. No one knows when the stolen beast will finally be recovered, but I think it's safe to say it won't be until well after SnerzDay. Just making a conservative estimate here"

"Enough of amateur hour! It's time for professional hour. I need someone better to get me the animal and have them sent a message to McWinkle and gluntz that I warned them...get me the girl"

"Uh, Samurai Stan?"

"No!"

"Beryl the Bounty Hunter?"

"No!"

"Flamethrower Philbert? Helga the Hatchet?"

"Stop guessing!"

"Tim?"

"Who's Tim? And no"

"You don't mean..."

"I do. Get me... the Goat"

Yes men goes to a bar, "Um, excuse me. Uh, do you know where I can find the Goat? He said he'd meet me here"

"You from around here?"

"Uh, yes, sir Um, I'm not, sir, no"

"Too bad! We have great schools!"

"Plenty of green spaces!

"A fine farmer's market two days a week!"

"And an award-winning community theater program"

"Sounds like a great place to raise a family"

"Shut up, nerd!"

"Now hit the road before we hit you"

But suddenly, "Is there a problem here?" Behind them was a goat.

"Yeah, we got a problem..."

"You!"

"Take a hike, sheep"

But the goat gets angry, "Who you calling sheep?"

Yes men just witnessed a horrible image too violet for the narrator to describe.

"Ouch, I thought this was a child's book"

"You with Snerz?"

"Yes, Mr. Goat"

"Who's my target?"

"Are you sure it is the right... Goat?"

"Oh, yes, Mr. Snerz. I bet my last bruckle on it"

"This Goat's on a quest to burst Guy and Sam's bubble. From what I can tell, he is gonna be...Oh! It's right there on the license plate. That's thoughtful and McWinkle's daughter"

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