*at a cabinet meeting*

Hamilton: Madison, you're mad as a Hatter, take your medicine, dang youre in worse shape then the national debt is in!

Madison: *in a unicorn onesie, sitting on a rainbow blanket playing with multiple unicorn stuffed animals and dolls*

Hamilton: Sittin' there useless is two sh*ts so turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits-

Madison: *starts to cry*

Hamilton: Wait no I didn't-

Madison: DON'T JUDGE ME!! THOMAS!!!

Jefferson: *steps up to Hamilton*

Hamilton: *gulps*

Jefferson: Leave my boyfriend alone!