Alex: *reading sign* No single riders.... Guess we have to get married now!
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John: *blushes*

Eliza: But there's three girls and two boys :/

Peggles: pOLYAMOUROUS RELATIONSHIP LEZ GOOOOO

Gwash and Martha: *listening*

Gwash: *points to Alex, John, Angie, Eliza, and Pegglies* I don't understand these people.

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*Based on my experience with craziod friends at an amusement park