You were just walking out of Arkham, after murdering some prisoners and cops

Y/n: Sorry i can't stay boys, but i've got a date and want to be 1 minute late *Laughs*

you put your favorite color fedora on, to match your outfit and walk to wherever the hell Harley was

*Timeskip*

Harley: Stay away Joker!

The Joker: Oh Harley, you know you are nothing without me

You kick open the door

Y/n: *Clutches leg* OW FUCK! WHY DID I DO THAT!

Harley: Puddin! :D

Joker: Well well well if it isn't the twit that stole Harley

Y/n: And it's the whore that wants suck off batman

Joker: Wait What!

Y/n: *Grabs Ivy and Harley* 

https://youtu.be/OOUGnVVEDAA

Joker: AFTER THEM!

you all land in a dumpster

Y/n: OH SHIT!!!!!!!! I GOT BLOOD ON MY SUIT!

Harley: Ahem

Y/n: Sorry Where are my manners, I JUST GOT FUCKING BLOOD ALL OVER MY SUIT

Harley: Come On We Have to go

Ivy: Come on my place is underground

Y/n: alright threesome

Harley and Ivy: What!

Y/n: What?