You, Harley and Ivy get to Ivy's place and decide to bunker down

Ivy: Y/n, some help would be nice

Y/n: i am helping Ivy, i'm keeping to the plants dry

just then one of them dies

Y/n: that wasn't my fault

Ivy: I can kick your ass out right now!

Harley: Cmon Ivy he's trying his best

Y/n: :)

Harley: if that green haired punk breaks in her i-

Y/n: Harley, they won't find us it's like finding a needle in a haystack

that's when the door gets blasted open and flies into you sending you into a wall

Harley: Puddin!

You look at your arm, you see that's it's broken

Ivy: Your Arm!

You grab your arm

Harley: Y/n what are you doing!

you start popping your shoulder back into place

Harley: Puddin No!

You pop your arm back into place and put your fedora back on your head

Y/n: You Picked The Wrong House Fool!

Joker: oh did i really, i have an Army behind me

Y/n: well i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?

you smash the jar over his face as Harley and Ivy start kick the henchman's ass and you tackle Joker out a window into another building and start fighting him, you see that a family was eating dinner, you throw him over the table and smack him in the face with a pan busting him open and then throwing him out another window, you then look at the parents holding their children

Y/n: Sorry folks, i'd love to pay from the damages but not really *Laughs*

you jump out the window and land on Joker crushing his back

Y/n: and stuck the landing

you see three people give you 10 signs

Harley: Cmon Y/n we gotta go, what are you eating

Y/n: Chicken, oh yeah hang on *Yells at the family* THANKS FOR THE FOOD

You see the parents calling the cops and the children were smiling