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Ron: My only talent is breathing.

Hermione: You have asthma moron.

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Hermione: Tell me a random thing about space.

Ginny: Abrhaman Lincoln is the president of mars.

Hermione: What the heck?

Ginny: Luna said it and it's been haunting my mind ever since.

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Ron: I wasn't that drunk!

Harry: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

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Mcgonigall: What's going on over here?

Harry: Whatever it is, I bet it was Draco's fault.

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Molly: Since I will be gone for a month I have left a complementary bowl of advice.

Molly: For example "Fred, George stop doing that!" Just applies to every thing.