Episode 7 You've Been Stuck By A Smooth Criminal

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(The scene opened to the Hazbin Hotel lobby where Angel was sitting on the sofa, looking at his phone while Husk was serving Andy and Alastor drinks. Kara came downstairs wearing her royal pass wristband.)

KARA: Alright. I'm heading out for a bit.

ANGEL: Let me guess, another Overlord meeting?

KARA: Actually.... I'm heading out to meet up with a friend in another ring.

(Angel stumbled off the sofa.)

Arackniss smirked.

Angel: Not funny!

HUSK: How did you score a royal pass?

KARA: Let's just say, I was forced on a date in another ring.

ANGEL: Take me with you!

KARA: Angel, I don't know. I normally go by myself.

ANGEL: Come on, K! I've never been outside of Pride. It'll just be one day.

KARA: (sighs) I need to get on the 666 Elevator. So... Fine, you can come. You are lucky that I can bring a plus one. Just at least change real quick.

ANGEL: What's wrong with what I'm wearing?

KARA: Just... (sighs.) Never mind. Let's go.

Vaggie: Why do I get the feeling you two are going to Lust?

Kara: Well...

Angel: Lucky!!

(The scene changed to Hell's verison of a subway. Kara and Angel arrived just in time to catch their elevator.)

ANGEL: So where are we heading? Greed? Sloth? Envy? Wrath?

KARA: Actually...

INTERCOM: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

KARA: Yep. Lust.

ANGEL: (Eyes widened) Lust?! I've only heard about the Lust Ring from a few co-workers. Night clubs and sex shops on every street. I think I found my Heaven.

Aasha: Same here.

Angel: Man! Alternate me gets the good stuff! I wonder...

Vaggie: Absolutely not!

Arackniss: Not happening. One of you is enough.

KARA: You're staying close to me. An old friend of mine asked me to perform at one of the clubs.

ANGEL: Which one?

KARA: Ozzies.

ANGEL: Asmodeus's club!? Do you know how long I've been wanting to perform there?!

KARA: Angel...

ANGEL: OK, ok, I'll behave.

Andy: To be fair, a few of us did the same thing.

Angel: You went to another ring?

Andy: Yeah. The Gluttony Ring. And man, does Bee know how to party!

(The scene changed to the outside of Ozzies. Kara and Angel walked up to the bouncer.)

BOUNCER: Overlord Kara? It's been a while.

KARA: I hope you don't mind, I brought a plus one.

BOUNCER: Of course not. Please go right in.

(Kara and Angel walked inside. Angel looked like he was on cloud nine.)

ANGEL: Oh my. And I thought Valentino's club was lively.

KARA: Valentino is just a rip-off of the real Lord of Lust. Now then, he'll be waiting backstage. Stay close.

(Angel followed Kara backstage where a lot of dancers were either chatting with each other or getting ready to perform. Some of them smiled or waved at Kara knowing who she was. The two reached a VIP room that led to the balcony of the club. When the two of them walked in, they came face to face with the embodiment of Lust himself, Asmodeus, and the jester imp, Fizzarolli.)

ANGEL: (stutters) A-As-Asmodeus...

KARA: (to Angel) Easy there.

Husk: (Smirked) That's the first time we've seen you speechless.

Angel: Shut it.

FIZZAROLLI: Kara! Nice to have you back.

KARA: Good to be back Fizz.

ASMODEUS: Overlord Melody, welcome back.

KARA: Oz, you don't have to act all royal around me. We're friends here.

ANGEL: How do you know the King of Lust?!

KARA: Oz? He's the one who helped me find my passion for performing again. So, every now and then he asks me to do a little performance in his club. (turned to Fizz and Oz) Boys, this is Angel Dust. He's the newest worker at my club.

FIZZAROLLI: The porn star? Lucky you.

ANGEL: I never pictured you friends with the King of Lust himself.

KARA: Oz is different from Valentino. Unlike Val, he treats all his employees with respect. And gives them a fair pay.

Angel: Is it wrong that I wanna work with Ozzie now?

Vaggie: Angel, sinners can't leave the Pride Ring.

Angel: Still!

FIZZAROLLI: Plus, Ozzie hates Valentino since he and that other V made those Love Potions.

ASMODEUS: I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust, shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned... And enjoyed. It's all about that journey... To Pleasure Town. (giggles)

ANGEL: (sexy voice.) You got that right, Big Daddy.

KARA: Oh Satan.

Victoria's face turned pink. Same with Alastor's face.

Aasha: Ooh. Spicy.

ANGEL: So you and Fizzy here banging each other?

KARA: Angel Dust!

ANGEL: What? It was just a question. You sound like a mother when you say my name like that.

FIZZAROLLI: For the record, Ozzie and I are. (whispers to Angel) Ever seen a cock as big as a Kaiju?

Angel nearly fainted.

Angel: Charlie, please tell me I can meet Asmodeus!

Charlie: I don't know.

Nifty: Ooh! He's a big bad boy. (cackles)

ANGEL: No! Way! Lucky! You two do threesomes?

KARA: (sighs) Next time, I'm leaving Angel at the hotel. (turned to Oz) Sorry about that.

ASMODEUS: Honey, you forget who you're talking to.

KARA: Fair.

ASMODEUS: Anyway, Verosika's suffering from a hangover after her last concert and I was hoping you would fill in for her.

KARA: Definitely. As long as Angel joins me.

ASMODEUS: Of course.

Husk: Here we go again.

(They hear the crowd cheering for the act that ended.)

FIZZAROLLI: That's my cue! Break a leg you two! (jumps down from the balcony.)

KARA: Follow me, Angel.

(Angel followed Kara to her dressing room. As the two got ready, Fizzarolli was on the stage.)

FIZZAROLLI: Alright, alright. Wasn't that a great show, folks? Now tonight, we have a special treat for you all. Straight from Pentagram City, give it up for the Overlord of Music herself, Kara Melody, and special guest, Angel Dust!

(The crowd clapped Angel and Kara took to the stage. Angel wore a short red Marylin Monroe dress with white high heels. Angel's makeup is a smokey eyeshadow, cherry red lip gloss, rose blush, and black eyeliner. Kara wore a short black dress and black heels. Some of the demons let out wolf whistles seeing the duo.)

Angel: Oh wow! I look hot!

Molly: You look beautiful, Anthony.

(Kara and Angel both started to do a sexy walk on the ramp as the music started to play in a slow jazz tone.)

KARA:

When you are born with sex appeal

In a forest called Hollywood

You'll find more wolves at your backdoor

Than that Little Red Riding Hood


Now she and her little old grandma

Could have learned from the men I've dated

That a wolf can be quite a devotee


(Angel joined in as the two pulled off a sexy shimmy.)


ANGEL/KARA:

Once he's domesticated!


(The music suddenly picked up the beat as a few imp dancers joined in to dance along with Kara and Angel. So many demons were cheering or dancing along to the beat.)


Aasha: Oh I love this song!


ANGEL:

Here's a lesson they should teach in school

When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool


(He made his point by twisting his curves in a sexy way.)


If math and science just ain't your style

Just give that teacher a wink and a smile


(Angel winked at a demon which made the guy almost swoon.)


For a passing grade, you won't have to wait

And you can thank him later when you graduate

'Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!


[Ensemble howls!]


ANGEL:

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl


ENSEMBLE:

Shimmy, shimmy, ah, gimme, gimme!


ANGEL:

If a nice diploma you wanna get

Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!


(Kara walked off stage and pretended to flirt with a pair of male imps as a part of her performance.)


KARA:

You never know where a wolf might crouch

But his natural habitat's the casting couch

So take lots of pictures of the wildlife

To tell the wolf you could share with his wife


(She walked back up onto the stage.)


The Hunter gets captured by the game

Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name!

(Kara started to do some pole dance moves to spice things up.)


Sir Pentious started to get a nosebleed.

Arackniss: Pen...

Sir Pentious: (covered his nose) I'm ok, Nissy. Just a little lightheaded.


'Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Ensemble howls!]


KARA:

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl


ENSEMBLE:

Shimmy, shimmy, ah, gimme, gimme!


KARA:

If your face and figure are whistle-bait

Then, honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate!

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!


(Kara got down from the pole then two dancers picked her up and put her on top of the piano.)


ENSEMBLE:

The three little piggies sure had it wrong

When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song


(Kara joined in as Angel sexily walked off stage.)


KARA:

He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!"

I say "Come on in" and I put on Sinatra

Oh, Frankie!


Alastor: Now that is showmanship.

(Angel made his way to a table where an imp seemed to be smitten with Angel.)


ANGEL:

A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys

But he really is just one of the boys


(Angel playfully stroked the imp's chin with his finger.)


If you've got something for which he's cravin'

It sure is good that he's been savin'


(Angel winked at the imp before he walked back onto the stage.)


Be a fan, give his cheek a peck

But get his autograph on a cashier's check


(Kara and Angel both rejoined each other and the two of them danced on poles for the big finale.)


BOTH:

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Ensemble howls!]


BOTH:

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl


ENSEMBLE:

Shimmy, shimmy, ah, gimme, gimme!


KARA:

This wolf looks like he's ready to dine


ANGEL:

Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line?


BOTH:

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Ensemble howls!]

Oh, yeah!


Everyone clapped.

Charlie: That was amazing!

Kara: Thank you.

(Both Angel and Kara finished their performance which got the crowd cheering, clapping, and some even whistling. Fizz joined them up onto the stage.)

FIZZAROLLI: Holy Satan! That's getting the evening pumping! Thank you, Kara and Angel.

(Kara and Angel walked off stage.)

ANGEL: Whoo! How do you do that?

KARA: I just remember to have fun on stage.

(The scene changed to the hotel. Angel returned to his room and found a bouquet of roses on his dresser along with a note. The note said, "I hope you enjoyed these flowers, my dear. Now remember not to share this around for my reputation will be tarnished. PS, that also means Kara since she likes to meddle with people. Alastor." Angel smiled. He wrote a quick note and gave it to Fat Nuggets.)

ANGEL: Go give this to Al. Ok, Nuggs.

(Fat Nuggets ran out Angel's room then he ran to Alastor's door. He scratched on the door which made Alastor open the door. Fat Nuggets dropped the note at Alastor's feet and left. Alastor picked it up and read the note.)

ALASTOR: "You gave me my first real love note. I'll never forget it. But I wanted to give you a first too. P.S. Don't kill me." (sighs)

Girls: Aww!

RavenDragon: And that's it for the episode.

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