Inside of the Hazbin Hotel, Charlie paces back and forth in panic. Keekee was walking alongside her. "Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year." Charlie said. "It's okay, it's no big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" She starts to panic. "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!" She asked. Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down. "Yes we will." "Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... " Angel said. "Oh please, those angels are no big deal." Y/N said. "Oh yeah. Like you can take on an entire army of angels by yourself!" Angel said. "Do you know how many demons I've fought at once?" Y/N asked.

"Demons are a different story tough guy. You try to take on an army of angels and you're fucked!" Angel shouted. Angel Dust's phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch" "Ain't no silver lining this time toots." He said. "Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie said. "Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waves his phone in their faces. "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District." He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it. "Err, what is a...Donkey Show?" She asked. Angel panics and retreats the phone back. "Uh... nothing you need to know about." Y/N said.

"Yeah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." Angel Dust said. "Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Vaggie asked. Charlie gasps. "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" She said. "Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel Dust waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic. "Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep-" Suddenly, there's a giant explosion that made Charlie scream, getting her attention. They turn to see a new hole in the wall, then see Sir Pentious ready for battle. He and his Egg Boiz are scattering around. "Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face-" Pentious stops for a moment when he sees Alastor wasn't there. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor. "Oh there you are - Face my wrath!" Sir Pentious shouted. "YOU!" Y/N shouted. "Oh hello Y/N! Good to see you again.

And this time, I'm going to kick your ass!" Y/N scoffs. "Yeah, good luck with that." "Who are you?" Alastor asked. "Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Alastor dissolves into fog as he moves to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Y/N, and Charlie are watching Sir Pentious. "Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!" Sir Pentious shouted. "Ooh you tell 'em boss." Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck. "Ooh, I'm so scared." Y/N mocked. "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~" Niffty said. Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground. "Hardly." Y/N said. "If that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor said. "I attacked you literally last week." Alastor cocks his head. "We've done battle, like... 20 times, almost as many that I've had with Y/N." Sir Pentious said. "Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor said, and Y/N snickers. "Silence! Now cower!

For when I've ssslain you two, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal." Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder. "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?" She asked. "Oh, nobody important." Alastor said. At Vees' headquarters, a big crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone. "New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!" The crowd enters the store and runs out with boxes with voyeur scopes. Random people watch their computers, laptops and phones, and their eyes are signifying the work of hypnosis. "This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!" In a large room, tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.

"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox sits on his chair. "Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox asked. "Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!" Vox looks at one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drink. "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?" Vox asked. "Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-" several workers are running and screaming, and objects are being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing. "FUCKING BITCH!" "Just get your ass here,

NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!" The call ends, and Vox's smile fades as he gets up sighing, fixing his bowtie. "Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life." Vox walks up to a platform, which goes up. In an elevator, a smiling Vox has a world bubble saying "trust us!", and the elevator opens to reveal him frowning in the same position, sighing, and then putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him. "Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A reporter asked. "My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-" The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-

"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd. "Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" A manager asked. "Thirty seconds ago." Vox walks off. "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." He changes his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall. In Velvette's studio, the staff cleans everything as she looks to four designers holding up dresses for her. "Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!" As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her.

"Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?" He asked. "Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette said, and Vox sighs. "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?" He asked. "Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!" Melissa nervously runs onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another until she sees the one she wants. "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." She gasps. "Yes! That's the one." She said. "Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox said. "Of course, I do! Fuck you!" Velvette flips him off. "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door. Once he enters, he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes. "Fucking FINALLY!" Valentino throws his drink. "Kitty! Another drink!" The Robo Fizz next to him nods as it quickly heads off and re-appears with the drink. "Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!" He throws the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink hit the door, and shatter. "Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox asked.

Valentino gets up. "Fucking Angel Dust!" He walks up to him. "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!" He walks past him. "That fucking SLUT walked out on me!" He turns to Vox. "ME! I fucking made him!" Vox walks a little way away. "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes." Valentino said. "Oh! Angel quit?" Vox asked. "NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Valentino takes Vox's phone. "He MOVED!!!" He tosses Vox's phone to the wall causing it to shatter in half. "He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!" Valentino walks to the closet. "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!" He shouted.

"Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?" Vox asked. "YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and—" he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol. "Which of these makes me look sexier?" He turns to the closet. "Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." His left eye changes to show his simmering anger, but Valentino is busy loading his guns. "That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Before he finishes,

Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face furiously. "VAL-" he calms down. "Hehe. Think about it." Vox walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket. "Our brand is, perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will, do for our image?" Vox asked. "Um.....fuck it up?" A stereotypical 'winning' ding is heard. "Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox asked. "No!" Valentino shouted. "Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should..." Vox said. "Do nothing?" A sound like winning at a casaino is heard. "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the," Vox pinches his cheek. "Big bucks." Vox said. "Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers. "Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox walks to the TVs.

"Ohh, you know me too well." Valentino chuckles and blows smoke. "Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa." He said. "Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?" Vox asked. Valentino chuckles. "Someone who owes us much more than money ...the Radio Demon is there, and Y/N." He said. Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip. "What did you just say?" Vox asked.

"You heard me." Valentino said. "Alastor... and Y/N..." Vox walks to him. "Came back...and they are with Lucifer's," he glitches. "Daughter, and that wasn't the" he grabs him by the collar. "FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!" Vox asked. Valentino frees himself from his grip. "Hey! killing Alastor and Y/N is your kink." He said. He walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky. The scene, from a drone point of view,

shows Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, as Y/N attacks him as well, Alastor laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming. "Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Sir Pentious shouted. "Um...Alastor! Y/N! I think he's had enough." Charlie said. "Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel Dust said. Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff. "Thanks for another forgettable experience." An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie. "Thank you... for letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit. "Aha! Yah! Oh, shit..." Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him and Alastor apparently makes an elk bugle.

The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is flying off to the city screaming as he disappears. "Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums." Alastor said. "Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie said. "Says who? We're perfectly fine without him." Y/N said. Angel Dust gestures to the hole on the wall. "We need a wall." He said. "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, pushing Vaggie away as he walks over. Angel Dust giggles. "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool." he said. Valentino scowls at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.

"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox?" He slams his fist on the table. "VOX!" Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he sees Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static. Vox glitches. "That FUCKER is back!" Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him. "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!" He said. "It's been seven years!" Vox said. Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox is was too pissed to care. "You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?" Valentino asked. "Uh, FUCK YOU." Vox said. "Just saying." Valentino walks around him. "Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox said. "That's for sure." Valentino said. "I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs. Vox grins as he marches to his chair.

Vox: ♫ Welcome home! ♫

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫

As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.

Vox: ♫ Say hello to a new status quo, ♫

Vox presses a big red button, and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of his head, connecting himself to his TV networks.

Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on! ♫

Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...

Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫

Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence, ♫

♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫

♫ More on tonight's program. ♫

♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫

♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫

♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫

♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫

♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫

Vox: ♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫

♫ Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫

♫ I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫

♫ Stop giving him the time of day! ♫

♫ Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫

♫ I hope he had a nice vacay! ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫

Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored sees the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea as Vox continues singing.

Vox: ♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video!" Vox pulls out an uncooked bloodied deer head from an oven caked in blood. Now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫

In a hallway in V Tower, Vox jumps, twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him

♫ Hell's been better since he split, ♫

♫ Where's he been? ♫

♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫

Alastor makes his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫ Salutations! ♫

♫ Good to be back on the air. ♫

♫ Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. ♫

♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫

Vox: ♫ What a dated voice! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫

Vox: COME ON!

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? ♫

♫ Flitting between this fad and that. ♫

♫ Is nothing working? ♫

Vox: IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!

Alastor: ♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫

Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!

Vox & Chorus: ♫ He's the shit that comes before that! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports? ♫

♫ Or is it based on his support? ♫

♫ He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫

Vox: Oh, PLEASE.

Alastor: ♫ And here's the sugar on the cream. ♫

♫ He asked ME to join this team! ♫

Vox: Hold on!

Alastor: ♫ I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. ♫

As Alastor continues with his radio broadcast, Vox gets so pissed that his screen face starts to glitch and crash as he gets angrier.

Vox: [Glitches.] ♫ You oold timey PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Uh oh, the TV is buffering! ♫

Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

Vox: [Signal breaking up.] ♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE—♫

Vox's screen face and voice overloads and crashes, before Vox involuntarily lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫ I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫

♫ Let's begin. ♫

Alastor slowly turns into his true demon form with every sentence.

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫

Alastor puts down his staff for the first time

♫ Tune on in. ♫

♫ When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫

♫ Oh, this will be fun! ♫

Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time.

Vox: FUU-UU-UCK!

In an emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor, a Robo Fizz, Kitty, passess out drinks to each of them. "We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to the little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's." Vox slams the table. "BRAT and that smiling freak!" He shouted. "Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?" Velvette asked. Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles. "Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." He said. "Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea." "Do you think Angel would?" Vox asked. "That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Valentino said. "We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox said. "Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette said. "I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Valentino asked. Vox scoffs. "I think, I have... JUST the one."

As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for his plan. Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie return. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted. "Soooo? How'd it go?" Angel Dust asked. Vaggie sighs. "Not a single new recruit." She said. "Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Y/N asked. As Angel checks his phone, Charlie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat. "Why, hello my dear—" Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and makes a peace sign gesture. "Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." The sound in 'peace is drawn out, in mimicry of a snake. "What are you doing here?" Y/N asked angrily. Charlie appears behind Vaggie and Y/N.

"Y/N, Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie gasps. "Oh! Hello again!" She said. "I didn't come looking for a fight." "Oh really?" Y/N asked in disbelief, glaring at him. "I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" "Are you seriously expecting us to believe-" before Y/N could finish, Charlie gasps and runs over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel. "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-" Angel Dust appears from the door and interrupts. "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! Mostly Y/N but still! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?" He asked. "Yeah, not happening." Y/N said.

"Come on. This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!" Charlie said. "Aren't you supposed to protect this place?" Angel Dust asked Vaggie. Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to stay in the hotel. Vaggie gives in and sighs. "I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine," Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation. "Or even with the war machine." Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing, and Y/N groans and face palms. Charlie hugs Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling once. "Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel. "Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this."

Angel and Y/N follow afterwards. "Eh, I give you a week, tops." Angel said. "I'll give him an hour." Y/N mumbles, and Angel snickers. Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour, introducing Husk to him, and the wall he blow up before it was fixed. "So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-" Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her. "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail." She said. "Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!" Charlie said. "Uh, what the hell am I then?" Angel Dust asked. "And me?" Y/N asked. "You're important parts of our family here Angel, Y/N, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie said. "Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie asked. "Ouch." Y/N said sarcastically.

"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments, and Y/N just turns away. Niffty is seen playing playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him. "Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie said. Niffty gasps. "The bad boy is back!" Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a sadistic smile, which creeps him out. "Never leave me again." She said. "We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have-"

Charlie almost bumps into Alastor. "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe.." Charlie said. "Oh yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor's eyes glow red with a violent temptation to rip him a part. "I definitely remember you now." Sir Pentious gulps nervously. "Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie clears her throat. "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?" Charlie asked. "Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here." Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and looks at the damage.

"Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you." Alastor spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned. A group is gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel. "Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow us. My name is Charlie." Charlie claps twice. "I like to sing!" Charlie claps twice again. "And when I get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She claps twice. "My name's Sir Pentious," he claps twice. "I like to build," he claps twice. "And despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" "What is this," Y/N claps twice. "Kindergarten class?" He claps twice again.

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone. "This is stupid." He said. "This- is not- stupid!," he claps twice. "It's just a game!," he claps twice. "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" Charlie claps twice. "Y/N didn't do it, and I am too sober for this." Angel said. "Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie claps twice. Angel Dust wears a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit,

licking a comically large lollipop, along with Y/N who was acting as a child as well. "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?" Angel asked, and Y/N snickers. "And I am just a lonely boy who causes a lot of destruction." Y/N read his lines. "Wow." "It's great right? Keep going!" Charlie said. "Hey you two." Angel Dust said. "Who, us?" Sir Pentious asked. "Yeah, you look like some kids who could use some... devil's dandruff??" "Oh, for fuck's sake." Y/N said. "Not me! I have to go home and study!" Sir Pentious said. "And I have to go home for dinner." Y/N said. "Come on kids, it'll make you cool like me ...the crackhead." Angel Dust said

"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs!" Y/N said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" There's a triumphant trumpet sting. Charlie stands up and claps. "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" She chuckles. "Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time." Charlie said. "I... I'm going to bed." Angel heads back to his room. He overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them, he looks sad. "I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie said. "Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" He said.

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is sleeping on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voicemails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a screams threatening violence. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voicemails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voicemails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and screams threatening violence.

"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back- ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me- YOU FUCKING SLUT! Hey, Angie! About earlier- KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY! Work's really stressful! -LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!" "You actually think you can change?" Red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away. "Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby." Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him. "...Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel goes to Husk's bar, picks up a whole bottle,

and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He then hears a shout that sounds like it came from Y/N. He follows, finding Charlie's office door is opened, and he sees Sir Pentious and Y/N fighting. "What are you doing?" Angel asked. Sir Pentious yelps as Y/N attacks him. "This fucking piece of shit is a traitor!" Y/N shouted, showing Angel a camera that belongs to Vox. "You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel shouted. "I don't know what you're talking about! Whore bug!" Angel tackles Sir Pentious to the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him. "Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized. "Fuck!" Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He and Y/N now have Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle. Charlie yawns. "What's going on?" She asked. "This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel shouted. "Preposterous! I would never betray you.

You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious hugs the girls. "Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel reveals the camera Y/N showed him, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox. "Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Vox picks up. "Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!" He shouted. "Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Sir Pentious shouted. "I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!" Vox shouted. "I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it." Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull. "Gladly." Right before Vaggie can put him out of misery, Charlie stops her, and starts singing "It Starts With Sorry" "Wait! ...Pentious?" Charlie extends her hand towards Pentious.

♫ It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. ♫

♫ One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. ♫

♫ The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫

♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫

♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫

Angel walks over with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind, holding her spear, and Y/N also threatens to attack him

Y/N, Angel Dust and Vaggie: ♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫

♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫

Charlie: ♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫

Y/N, Angel Dust and Vaggie: ♫ Works for us. ♫

Charlie: ♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Sorry. ♫

Charlie: ♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ I'm so sorry! ♫

Charlie: ♫ And your journey's underway! ♫

Charlie and Sir Pentious: ♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫

♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫

As the end of the song, Niffty is standing in the hallway in her bedwear, but is disappointed that Sir Pentious' song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'. "I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty kicks him on of his tail 'eyes' and walks away. "Not a bad boy." Charlie happily sighs. "Good first day! Let's get some rest!" As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still left in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. He comes and grabs the watch before contacting Vox. "WHAT?!?" Vox pauses when he sees that Alastor is the one calling, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs. "You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!" Alastor crushes the watch with his bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at him as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio, before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, chuckling.