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KeeKee is asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!" "That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" Charlie said. "Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie said. "Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie said. Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are on. "What the hell is that?" Vaggie asked. "Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000!" "Wow, you're even worse at naming things than killing people." Y/N said, and Sir Pentious glares at him. "I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents, especially you." Sir Pentious said. Y/N glares at him. "Everyone besides Y/N is being too nice.

Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here." Sir Pentious said. Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over. Odette holds out a clipboard. "Sign, please." Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes. "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase." Odette and Clara walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie and Y/N realize whom he's buying from. "Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine?" Y/N asked. "You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie asked. "Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Sir Pentious said. "No argument there." Y/N said. "I'm sure you've bought lots of weapons from her yourself." Sir Pentious said, and Y/N smirks. "What can I say? I like to go all out." He said. Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away. "Hey!" He shouted. "There will be no weapon building in this hotel.

No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie said. Y/N looks at the other residents and workers. Husk is downing a bottle in the bar, who flips Y/N off. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle. "Well, now I'm convinced." Y/N said sarcastically. "Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie said. "But I don't." Sir Pentious said. "I can't trust anyone, Vaggie." Y/N said. "Well, we've made the decision to trust you." Vaggie said. "A horrible decision, really." Y/N said.

"Well why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie asked. "Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and that means you two plotting against each other," Vaggie gestures to Y/N and Sir Pentious as they glare at each other. "And you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie points at the Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration. "Oh!" She points at the ceiling. "What did I just say? What did I just say?" She asked.

"What? Not my little egg boiz." Sir Pentious hugs the Egg Boiz. "They do my evil bidding for me!" He said. "Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked. Sir Pentious narrows his eyes. "Yes." "Then no more eggs." Vaggie said. "All right, eggies. You've got to go. I" Sir Pentious sobs. "Can't keep you anymore!" He said. "Okay, boss." They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away. "No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!" Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. "What a fucking baby." Y/N said in disbelief. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder.

Alastor is in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her. "Alastor!" Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie. "Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast." He said. "Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them." Vaggie said. Alastor throws away the knife and fork, stands up and summons his microphone. "Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!" He said. "Humanely!" Vaggie said. "Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun." His eyes glow red and the x appears on his forehead. "But I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today." He walks out of the room. "Great!" Vaggie looks at deer carcass. "That looks disgusting." Back at the hotel foyer, the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor, are sitting on a sofa.

Charlie and Vaggie are at a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101" "Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel." As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can. "Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here." She said. "We think that this group could really benefit from," Charlie, and Vaggie go flying up into the air. "Trust exercises!" Charlie said. "You've gotta be kidding me." Y/N said.

"Trust exercises." Vaggie begins falling. "Ah, shit!" Vaggie falls on the floor. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet. "Vaggie, we rehearsed this." Charlie sighs. "We're doing trust exercises!" She said. "So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this?" Husk gestures to the stage behind the two. "I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps." He said. "Oh, I will" Angel Dust puts his feet on Husk's legs. "But it's cash up front, and I know that one," he points at Pentious. "Can't afford me." He said. "Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!" He shouted. "Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?" Vaggie asked. "Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!" Charlie walks over to stand by Y/N, Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel. "What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...," "Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this." Charlie said.

"Okay um," Vaggie looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie and Niffty. "Sure, I can handle this. No problem." Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage. "All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?" Vaggie asked. Charlie raises her hand. "Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!" She shouted. "Get on up here." Vaggie said. Charlie runs past Vaggie onto the stage.

"I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you." Charlie falls backwards, and Vaggie runs forward and catches Charlie. "That... felt... good! Y/N, why don't you go next?" Charlie asked. "Forget it." Y/N said. "Y/N." Vaggie said warningly. "Relax, I'll go instead." Angel walks onto the stage. "This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you." Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage, and Y/N scoffs. "Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-" Husk threateningly points at Angel. "I swear to fuck if you say dicks!" "Popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!" Angel falls backwards. Husk catches him.

"But, you know, dicks too!" Husk drops him and Y/N laughs. "All, right, new guy, you're up." Y/N said. The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious. "I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!" "Will do." Y/N backs away as he falls backwards, and Vaggie and Charlie catch him together, then glare at Y/N. "What? He said don't catch me!" He protested. "That's great. Wow, you are slimy." Vaggie drops Pentious. "Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?" Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically, and Y/N backs away a little. "And her I'm definitely not catching." He mumbles. "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"

This disturbs the others. Niffty flings herself off of the stage, but the others move out of the way to let her fall on her face, but Niffty enjoyed that. Niffty falls on her face. "Yay! Pain!" Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again. "Pain!" Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately. "I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-" Vaggie cuts her off. "Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out." Angel appears behind them. "If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'". He said. Vaggie sighs. "What do you have in mind?" In a street in Pentagram City, Alastor walks down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.

"Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!" Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street. A shadowy person watches from behind, before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to be an Overlord, Zestial. "Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?" Alastor makes a radio static sound, looking slightly scared. "Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?" The Egg Boi asked. "Follow in silence if you value your shell!" He taps the Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning to Zestial. "Greetings, Zestial!" Alastor said. A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial. "Oh, holy shit!"

"Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day." A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and flees in panic. "Whoa! Uh oh!" The demon said. "Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!" A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline on himself and sets himself on fire, screaming. "If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?" Zestial begins walking down the street with Alastor as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way. "It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms." Zestial said. Alastor laughs. "Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious." He fixes his bow tie and coat in a window reflection. "Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!" He laughs as a laughing sound plays from his microphone.

Zestial chuckles. "There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me," his cloak flares open briefly. "How does thou fall in such folly?" He asked. Alastor spins his cane. "That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!" He continues walking. Zestial chuckles. "T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!" He said. "Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!" Alastor, Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him.

Zestial and Alastor go into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane. "No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return." The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins going up. "Oh, look. Frank is up there." He points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass. "We have names?" The lift reaches the top and opens, where Alastor, Zestial and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room, Zeezi stepping over him because of their massive stature. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat. The overlord sitting next to Alastor turns to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as Carmilla Carmine walks to the head of the table.

"Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new extermination schedule." Carmilla pounds her fist on table. "We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest." Zestial sits down. "Zestial, so good to see you, my friend." Carmilla said. Zestial conjures a teacup and saucer. "Enchanted as always, Carmilla." He said. Carmilla notices Alastor. "Alastor?" "Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!" He said. "..Not really. But welcome back in any case." Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction. "This year's extermination was brutal, far more even than in years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost." A slide is projected onto the wall behind her. "With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-"

Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone. "Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought." She laughs. "Yes, I know. They're all a joke." She laughs again. "Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling." She hangs up and sits at the opposite end of Carmilla. "Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?" Carmilla asked. "No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent." Velvette said. "Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-" Carmilla stops as Velvette waves her hand in the air.

"Yes?" "On the subject of discussion..." Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other. "Holy shit!" "Oh! Tasty..." Alastor said. Carmilla narrows her eyes. "Where did you get this?" She asked. "We found it during extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed." Velvette stands on top of the table. "We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan—" Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette. "If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meager proof, thou art far more... foolish than I be thought." Zestial said.

Velvette scoffs. "Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?" She asked. "We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?" The other overlords mutter in agreement. Velvette sees Carmilla's expression and smiles. "Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?" Velvette gets up in Zestial's face. "Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-" Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage while singing, Respectless.

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ You better show some respect! Check your behavior! no one speaks to Zestial that way! ♪

♪ Did you expect us to sit back and take your, insolent brazen display? ♪

Velvette: *laughs* ♪ You got it twisted, I'm not the one who needs a new attitude! ♪

♪ Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please, whoo! ♪

♪ I'm the backbone of the Vees, ♪

♪ Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's cause no one could respect this! ♪

*walks across table* ♪ Sorry, group attendin'! Since when are Overlords too scared to fight? ♪

♪ You're long past trending! Sorry, bae, but I ain't swiping right! You've lost your relevance- ♪

Zestial: ♪ We can't act without more intelligence. ♪

Velvette: ♪ Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast! ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ You and the Vees are inane and uninformed! ♪

Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned! ♪

Velvette: ♪ 'Oops!' Did I strike a nerve? ♪

♪ 'Cause when I brought out the angel's head, *throws head across table* couldn't help but observe, that your wrinkled face was turning red! ♪

♪ And why are you avoiding war? That's what the guns you sell are for! Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is *gets in Carmilla's face* You know why this angel's headless! Do you have a disclosure? ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ This meeting's over! ♪

Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence. "That was a productive meeting!" "Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers!" Velvette walks out. "Kiss my arse!" Zeezi scoffs. "What the hell? We literally just got here!" He said. "Mother?" The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial, walk towards another room. Alastor sees this as he is walking to the lifts.

"Hmm. Well that's interesting." Alastor points at Frank with his cane. "You, little egg creature. I have a job for you." "Oh. Yes, boss!" Frank said. "Follow them!" Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room. Charlie, Y/N, Vaggie and Angel are standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, Y/N looks bored, and Vaggie looks angry. "Angel! What the actual fuck?!" She asked.

"What did you expect? This is Angel, did you really think that he would pick a wholesome family activity for us to do?" Y/N rolls his eyes. "No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!" Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage" "Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm," Charlie said. "What makes you think anyone would be into this?" Vaggie asked. Husk is purring as he gets massaged. "You know, I, I don't hate this." He chuckles. Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominance outfit. "I'm ready to punish some bad boys!" She giggles. Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk get up. "...Never mind, I-I'm out!" Y/N starts laughing. A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Y/N and rubbing themselves against him. "Ugh!" He shoves them off. "Keep your hands to yourselves, perverts!"

"Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting." Vaggie said. "It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-" Charlie said. "No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down." Vaggie walks away from Charlie. "I just need to teach them, the way I was taught..." Vaggie smiles with excitement when she comes up with the perfect trust exercise for them. Later, the group is standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing, demons screaming, and explosions. "THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!" Charlie asked, shouting over the other demons' screaming. On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running while others are still enjoying the carnage. "Now THIS is more like it!" Y/N grins. "Yee-haw!" A cowboy demon said. "Let's go, baby!" A punk demon shouted. "Bring it on, bitch!" Back on the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.

"There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!" Vaggie shouted. There is a loud explosion, sending shockwaves that sway Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious. "You," she grabs Pentious. "Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-" he shouted. "Are gonna survive together!" Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building, then throws Y/N off after him, before turning to Angel Dust. "And you," Vaggie said. "D-don't you even think about it-" Angel said. "Are gonna make this hotel work!" As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof.

Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation. "My turn, my turn!" Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved. Vaggie prepares to throw Niffty, but Charlie grabs her before she can. "Vaggie! No!" She shouted. "This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie." Vaggie said. "No, it's not." Charlie sets Niffty down. "There are other ways. It just takes time!" As Charlie talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie doesn't lift her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. Pentious, Angel, and Niffty are being heard fighting against other demons. "Time we don't have! How many exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together?

How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?" Vaggie turns away from Charlie. "Vaggie," Charlie said. "I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you." Vaggie takes Charlie by the shoulders. "I'm supposed to never fail you." She goes back to the edge of the rooftop. "I blame you for this, you crazy bitch!" Angel shouted. "You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-" Charlie said. "If I can't help you, what's the point of me?" Vaggie asked. Charlie gasps. "Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-" she said. "I'm sorry. I'd... I'd like to be alone for a minute." As Charlie walks to the other side of the roof, an exhausted Angel comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but intact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the roof. "Made it!" He said.

Charlie walks to the door. "Let's go home, guys." She said. "Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!" As Angel pulls Sir Pentious down the stairs, Vaggie stays on the roof, looking at all the destroyed buildings. Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial are all in a room together, with Frank spying from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself. "Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee." Zestial said. She sighs. "It's nothing, Zestial, really." She said. "The fallen angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?" Zestial asked. "Let's not talk about it." Carmilla said. "Mom, maybe he should know." Clara said. "Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this." Carmilla said. Zestial ays a hand on her shoulder, before singing in a soulful tone.

♪ What weighs on your soul, old friend? I implore you to share the load! ♪

♪ If it was thou who slew the angel, why not let your strength be known? ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I always thought... ♪

♪ That I would keep blood off my face. ♪

♪ But when that thing attacked, I had to act, to cross that line and keep them safe. ♪

♪ But if anyone knew, then all of Hell would rise to war, and who's to say? ♪

[a guitar begins playing as Carmilla's Voice raises]

♪ Who'd survive the fray? I might lose the ones that I'd been killing for! ♪

♪ So, I'll *Clara and Odette come over to her and she wraps her arms around them* I'll be your keeper! ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes! ♪

Carmilla is also speaking to Zestial in the next line, who seems surprised that Carmilla wants to keep him safe as well

♪ I'll keep you safe and keep this secret. ♪

Vaggie, now at the foot of the hotel begins to climb up it

Vaggie: ♪ When I saw your face, you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place ♪

♪ And it felt so good to be understood! ♪

♪ But there's so much I wished that I could say ♪

♪ So I, I'll be your armour ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes ♪

♪ I'll spend my life being your partner ♪

♪ Carmilla Carmine: And I don't know what we might face ♪

♪ But I know I can't replace you ♪

♪ So I'll do anything to save you ♪

Vaggie: ♪ And I will try to make your dreams come true ♪

Both: Whatever we go through

♪ I know I ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I'll be your keeper ♪)

(Vaggie: ♪ I'll be your armour ♪)

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

(Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪)

(Vaggie: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪)

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

The Egg Boiz is scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster. "Ohhhh, this one smells like fun," he laughs. "Oh, I love garbage." The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him. "So, what did you hear?" He asked. "First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪" Frank said. "And then what was the last thing?" Alastor asked. "She killed the angel?" Frank asked.

"Interesting. Let's keep this between us." Alastor makes an evil grin for a brief moment. "Shall we?" He asked. "You got it, boss!" Frank salutes to Alastor. Back at the hotel, Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her and waves. "Hey." She said. Charlie waves back. "Hey." Vaggie sighs. "I'm sorry I got so crazy today." She said. Charlie grabs Vaggie's hand. "No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them." Charlie said. Angel, Y/N, Pentious, and Niffty are laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.

Angel laughs. "And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!" He said. Sir Pentious laughs. "Yes, and with the dismembered arm," he laughs again. "Well... hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ." Husk comes over and pats him. "You did okay, kid." He said. "..Really?" He asked. "I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today." Sir Pentious laughs. "And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there, Y/N." "Yeah, he beat the shit out of almost everyone! This guy is fucking crazy!" Angel said. Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment by continuously laughing manically, causing the other four to stop.

"Well, how about that?" Vaggie asked. The front door opens, and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie sees them and calls out to Alastor. "Alastor. Failed to get rid of the eggs, I see." She said. "Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful." Alastor glows with excitement at the new information he received about the overlords. "Why don't you give them back to Pentious." Vaggie said. Pentious gets teary eyed hearing this. "Really?" "Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons." Vaggie said. Pentious gets emotional and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks off.

"Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back." He drops the Egg Boiz. "Now, go clean my quarters this instant!" The Egg Boiz scatter away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave. "Maybe, things'll move fast than you think." Charlie said. At the end of the day, Pentious is getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas. "Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?" He asked. "It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!" Frank said. "Mmm, that's nice." Sir Pentious said. "And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it." Sir Pentious does not believe him. "Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.~" The Egg Boiz roll over to him and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep.

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