It Was Night Time At The Geotia Palace When A Little Owl Demon Named Octavia Was Calling For Her Parents.

"Mommy! Daddy!" The Girl Cried Out.

Stolas Was Roused From His Sleep In The Master Bedroom At The Sound Of Octavia's Frightened Voice.

"Via is Calling Us, Stella." Stolas Said.

"You Get Up." Stella Said, Sleepily.

Stolas Sighed As He Gets Out Of Bed.

***

Stolas Entered Octavia's Room, Where She Was Hiding Beneath Her Blankets.

"Via? What Troubles You, My Owlette?" Stolas Asked.

Octavia Came Out Under The Blankets When She Heard Her Dad.

"Daddy! Daddy! I Had A Dream! A Really Bad Dream!" Octavia Said As She Hugged Her Dad

"(Yawn) A Nightmare." Stolas Said, Wiping A Tear From Octavia's Eye.

"I Was Looking All Over The Palace, And... I Couldn't Find You Anywhere! You Weren't There!" Octavia Said.

Stolas Walked To Octavia's Bed As He Summons His Grimoire.

"There There, Via, It's Okay; You're Okay. When You're Scared And You Don't Know Where I Am, You Must Remember: No Matter What Happens To Me, I Will Never Be Far Away From My Special Little Starfire." Stolas Assured.

Stolas Used The Grimoire And Used A Spell To Teleport Him And Octavia To A Galaxy Like Environment.

https://youtu.be/A5or5PyS3KQ

Stolas: It Always Seems More Quiet In The Dark

It Always Feels So Stark

How Silence Grows Under The Moon

Constellations Gone So Soon

I Used To Think That I Was Bold

I Used To Think Love Would Be Fun

Now All My Stories Have Been Told

Except For One

As The Stars Start To Align

I Hope You Take It As A Sign

That You'll Be Okay

Everything Will Be Okay

And If The Seven Rings Collapse

Although The Day Could Be My Last

You Will Be Okay

When I'm Gone, You Will Be Okay

And When Creation Goes To Die

You Can Find Me In The Sky

Upon The Last Day

And You Will Be Okay

Stolas Tucks Octavia In And Quietly Closed The Door.

***

Years Later, A Teenage Octavia Woke Up By A Sound Of Smashing Objects And Loud Screaming.

"I Can't Believe You Slept With An Imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!" Stella Shouted.

"It Was Unexpected! I Didn't Have Time To Go To A Motel!" Stolas Yelled, Trying To Reason.

"A Motel?! Like A Fucking Plebian?!" Stella Asked.

Octavia Puts In Her Earbuds, Starting A Trap Song As She Walked Down The Halls Of The Estate, Stepping Over The Smashed Remains Of A Plant Thrown In Her Path.

***

 Octavia Walked Into The Kitchen As Stella Continues To Yell At Stolas.

"You Want To Fuck This One, Too?!" Stella Grabbed A Imp Servant And Violently Threw Him At Stolas.

"No! Of Course Not!" Stolas Said.

"You Are A Goddam Embarrassment! I'm Not Spending Another Moment Looking At Your Pathetic, Imp Sucking Face!" Stella Shouted.

Stella Stormed Out Of The Kitchen, Yelling Angrily And Smashing More Objects.

Stolas Sighed With A Exhausted Expression On His Face Before Noticing That Octavia And Lilly Was In The Kitchen As He Smiled.

"Good Morning, Octavia! Did You Sleep Well, My Owlette?" Stolas Asked As Octavia Sipped Some Coffee.

"Was That A Serious Question?" Octavia Questioned.

Stolas Opened The Refrigerator To Retrieve A Massive Chunk Of Zebra Meat.

"Mm-hmm... What's That Your Listening To?" Stolas Asked.

"This Song Is Called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me." It's By Fuck You Dad. It's A Band.." Octavia Responded.

"Oh... How Charming..." Stolas Bemusedly Said.

Stolas Feeds The Zebra Meat To A Massive Potted Plant Situated In A Small Alcove Off The Kitchen As He Pets It.

"So, You Two Done Screaming For The Day?" Octavia Asked.

"Um..." Stolas Said.

Stella Lets Out Another Scream In Anger And Rage And An Abject Is Heard Shattering In The Distance.

Then, Stolas Thought Of An Idea And Walks To Octavia.

"You Know What I Haven't Done In A Long, Long Time? I Haven't Taken You To Your Favorite Place In All Of Hell! Why Don't We Go To Loo Loo Land?" Stolas Suggested.

"I'm Not Five Anymore." Octavia Said.

"Stolas, Don't You Think She's A Little Too Old For That?" Lilly Asked.

"You Always Were So Happy When I Took You  To Loo Loo Land! What Do You Say We Go There Again, Have A Day, Just The Two Of Us!" Stolas Said.

"I'd Rather Kill Myself." Octavia Said.

"There We Go! Anything But Staying In This House. Now, I'll Arrange Our Security." Stolas Said As Picked Up A Phone.

"Security For A Theme Park?" Octavia Asked.

" We Are Rich, And We're Hot. People Want Our Money And Our Bodies!" Stolas Explained.

"Our Money, Maybe. And You Make Lilly Sound Like A Pacifist." Octavia Said, Under Her Breath.

"Speak For Yourself, Princess. Now, I'm Calling The Only Man Who Can F*** Me!" Stolas Said.

Octavia Look At Stolas, Feeling Disgusted.

"What...?" Octavia Asked, Grossed Out.

"Who Can Protect Me. Us. Being Part Of The Goetia Family Is Rather Valuable, You Know." Stolas Stated.

Octavia Groaned And Pulls Her Hat Down Over Her Eyes.

***

Meanwhile, At I.M.P, Blitzø Is In His Office Goofing Around With Small Puppet Versions Of Moxxie And Millie That Are Made Out Of Office Supplies.

"(Millie Impression)'Oh, Blitzø, You're Such A Good Boss!' (Moxxie Impression)'Yeah, I Really Want You, Sir.' (Millie Impression) 'Me Too!' (Regular Voice) Let's Three Way!" Blitzø Said.

Blitzø Lowered His "Employees" Below His Desk To Crotch Level.

Then, Blitzø's Phone Was Ringing And He Answered It.

"What?!" Blitzø Asked, Before Drinking His Coffee.

"Why Hello, My Big Dicked Blitzy." Stolas Said, Lustfully Over The Phone.

Blitzø And Octavia Spat Out Their Coffee.

"What!" Blitzø Yelled.

"The!" Octavia Shouted.

"Fuck!" Blitzø Exclaimed.

"Dad?!" Octavia Asked.

"Language! Everyone! I Have A Special Request." Stolas Said.

"Aw-- Look, I Just Had A Chemical Peel, So You'll Have To Find Someone Else's Face To Plant That Feathered Ass!" Blitzø Said.

"It's For My Daughter." Stolas Said.

"Ah, Well Make Sure She Washes It." Blitzø Said, Putting A Paper Crown On His Head.

Stolas Gets Taken Aback By Blitzø's Response.

"Oh! No! No, No, No! I'm Taking My Daughter To Loo Loo Land And I Was Hoping You Brave Little Imps And Your Little Hellhound Would Accompany Us."

"We're Assassins, Not Bodyguards, Okay? Don't Invite Us To Shit Unless Someone's Gonna Die." Blitzø Said.

"I'll Pay You." Stolas Bribed.

"Pay Me What?" Blitzø Asked.

"Money." Stolas Answered.

"Done!" Blitzø Yelled.

Blitzø Hanged Up And Accidentally Smashed His Phone Down On The Desk Hard Enough To Shatter It.

After A Brief Annoyed Glance At The Broken Phone, Blitzø Pulls Out A Megaphone.

https://youtu.be/laWmOHsOJnU

"M & M, Get In Here! We're Going To Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø Yelled.

Moxxie Opened The Door.

"Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie Asked.

Then, Millie Smashed Her Head Through The Office Door Glass, Excitedly.

"Loo Loo Land?!" Millie Asked, Starry Eyed.

"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø Singed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Loona Exclaimed.

"Sir, Is There A Reason Why We're Going To This Death Trap Of A Theme Park?" Moxxie Asked.

"Of Course. Stolas Hired Us To Protect Him And His Daughter." Blitzø Explained.

"Sir, With All Due Respect, Aren't We A Bit Understaffed? I Mean, We're Talking About Bodyguarding Two Royal Owls, After All." Moxxie Stated.

"Shit, Your Right. Well, I Guess We Need Z To Accompany Us On This." Blitzø Stated.

"Azalea Has The Day Off, B." Millie Said.

"Don't You Worry, M & M. I Got Everything Under Control." Blitzø Said.

***

At Azalea Apartment, Azalea Was Sleeping In Her Room.

Azalea's Phone Lights Up As Her Ringtone Sounds. Azalea Turned It Off The Phone And Rolled Over. The Phone Was Turned On Again.

https://youtu.be/2y61i_zyoOc

In Annoyance, Moxxie Grabbed The Phone And Sits Up. "What The Fuck Do You Want, Blitzø? It's My Day Off."

"Morning, Lil' Z. I Need A Favor." Blitzø Said.

"What?" Azalea Asked.

"See, Stolas Asked Me To Be His Bodyguard For Him And His Daughter. They're Going To Loo Loo Land Today And He's Paying Me Good For This." Blitzø Explained.

"Loo Loo Land? That Dumpster Trash Fire Of A Themepark That Gets Lawsuits Every Damn Day And That Creepy Robo Rip Off Of An Overrated Wanna Be Jester?" Azalea Asked.

"That Would Be The One." Blitzø Confirmed.

"And Why Would I Go Anywhere Near That Dump?" Azalea Questioned.

"I Need You To Accompany Us." Blitzø Said.

"Yeah... No." Azalea Said, Hanging Up the Phone.

Then, The Phone Rang Again And Azalea Answered It.

"For Satan Fucking Sake, What's A Girl Gotta Do To Make To Stop Calling Me?" Azalea Asked.

"Come With Us And Do Your Job." Blitzø Said.

"Fine. But, You Owe Me Double And I Get A Second Day Off After This Shit Show." Azalea Said.

"Deal." Blitzø Hanged Up the Phone.

Azalea Groaned As She Grabbed A Megaphone.

"Kids, Get Dressed. We're Going To Loo Loo Land." Azalea Said.

Hunter Opened The Door.

"Loo Loo Land?" Hunter Asked.

Then, Roxy Opened The Door Widely With A Excited Look On Her Face.

"Loo Loo Land?!" Roxy Exclaimed.

"Yes." Azalea Answered, Dumfounded.

Roxy Cheered As Hunter And Azalea Groaned.

***

A Van With An I.M.P Decal Spray Painted On The Side Pulls Into The Rather Empty Parking Lot.

Moxxie Exits The Van And Opens The Side Door.

A Very Cramped Stolas Extracts Himself Excitedly Before Octavia Exits The Van, Far Less Excitedly.

Stolas Puts On An Apple Themed Hat And Gestured Toward The Park Gate.

Octavia Groaned And Pulled Her Hat Low Over Her Face.

"Now Remember: This Is Work And Work Only. Me And My Crew Are Not Here To Satisfy Your Perverted Bird Needs, Alright?" Blitzø Tells Stolas.

"Hey, Dad, Do We Have To--", Octavia Gets Cut Off By Blitzø.

"Okay, Yeah, Hold On Right There, Sweetie." Blitzø Turned To Stolas Again. "If You Try Fuckin' My Little Ass In That Park, I Swear To--"

"You Are So Cute When You Are Serious!" Stolas Flirted, Causing Blitzø To Look Uncomfortable.

"I'm Literally Going To Be Sick." Octavia Stated As She Watches Them.

"Join The Club, Sister." Roxy Said.

"Oh, Crumbs! I Knew Today Would Be A Lot! What Do You Need?" Moxxie Fished Around In A Fanny Pack And Retrieves Several Pill Bottles As He Lists Off His Inventory. "Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?" Moxxie Shows Octavia Several Hypodermic Needles Of A Glowing, Acid Green Substance.

"That Was Figurative, Old Man." Octavia Told Him As She Follows Her Dad And Blitzø.

"Oh, Right." Moxxie Chuckles Sheepishly As He Discards The Needles Into A Nearby Baby Carriage, Where A Baby Imp Happily Reaches Out To Play With Its Dangerous New 'Toys.'

"But She Said It Was Literal." Moxxie Said.

"Teenagers Say Things Like That. They Say Things They Don't Really Mean, So Don't Take It Personal, Mox." Azalea Explained.

"Wooooow! I Haven't Been To This Place Since I Was A Tot!" Millie Exclaimed. "It Hasn't Changed A Bit! Oh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!"

Millie Gestured Toward A Hideously Malformed Animatronic Dinosaur, Which Opens Its Mouth And Lets Out A Terrifying, Demonic Shriek.

"That Is... Deeply Upsetting." Moxxie Stated.

"Oh, Come On! It's Fun! You've Never Been Here?" Millie Asked.

"No. Theme Parks Always Disturbed Me. Especially The Mascots." Moxxie Answered.

On Cue, The Park's Mascot, Loo Loo, Appears Out Of Nowhere Behind Moxxie, Making Him Scream.

"Well, Hey There!" Loo Loo Greeted.

"Aaah!" Moxxie Screamed.

"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome To Loo Loo Land! If Y'all Get Hurt Here, Just Try And Sue Us!" Loo Loo Stated.

"Does He Mean That Metaphorically Or Literally?" Roxy Asked.

"I... Have Absolutely No Idea." Azalea Answered.

"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas Gestured To The Mascot.

"I Have A Question." Octavia Held Up Her Finger.

Loo Loo Turns To Her.

"Well Ask Away, Little Girlie! A-hyuk A-hyuk A-hyuk!" Loo Loo Laughed, Goofy.

"Is It True This Park Is Just A Really Shameless Spin Off Of Lucifer's Far More Popular Lu Lu World?" Octavia Asked, Smirking.

"...No?" Loo Loo Answered.

"This Place Reeks Of Insecure Corporate Shame." Octavia Glared At Loo Loo.

Stolas Chuckled In Slight Embarrassment As He Leads Octavia Away.

"Why Don't We Go Check Out The Rides?" Stolas Asked.

"That Chick's Creepy, Huh?" Loo Loo asks Blitzø.

"Ah, Wait Till Her Dad Tries To Diddle Your Holes." Blitzø Said Before He Walks Towards The Two Owl Demons.

"What's That Mean?" Loo Loo Turned To The Four Imps And The Young Hellhound.

"Don't Talk To Me! I Know You're A Pervert Under There!" Moxxie Yelled Before Leaving, Leading Millie Off With Him, As Azalea, Hunter And Roxy Follows.

Loo Loo Hanged His Body, Dejectedly.

"Yeah..." Loo Loo Said.

***

The Five Imps And The Hellhound Stopped Running As Millie Looks Around In Excitement While Moxxie Tries To Catch His Breath.

"You Really Like This Place, Huh?" Moxxie Asked.

"I Love This Place! My Parents Would Bring Me And My Siblings Here When They Could Swing It, Money Wise." Millie Said.

"I've Been Here A Few Times With My Parents When I Was Young." Azalea Stated.

"Yeah. The Prices Do Seem Rather Criminal." Moxxie Said.

Moxxie And Twyla Looked Over To See A Worker Wheeling A Wheelbarrow Piled To The Brim With Money Into A Nearby Gift Shop.

The Two Imps, Half Sin And Two Hellhounds Approached The Window, Where Novelty Cups And Stuffed Apples Are For Sale That Costs 29 Each.

"Mox's Right. I Mean, That Much For A Novelty Cup That You Use One Time?" Hunter Asked.

"'Cause It's Loo Loo Land!" Millie Exclaimed.

Blitzø Walks Up, Having Loaded Up On Merch, Including A Novelty Cup, As Well As A Hat With Attached Can Holders And Straws.

"Listen To Your Hoe, Mox. Z, Why Don't You And I Take The First Watch While M & M H & R Have A Little Fun?" Blitzø Asked, Winking.

"That's Fine With Me." Azalea Said.

Millie Squealed And Grabbed Moxxie Before Running Off In The Opposite Direction As Hunter And Roxy Followed Them.

"We Gotta Do My Favorite Ride!" Millie Exclaimed.

"Oh, Yeah?" Hunter Asked.

"Wh- Which One?" Moxxie Questioned.

Millie Took Them To A Roller Coaster Named "The Lawsuit" That Suddenly Plunged Off A Sheer 90-Degree Drop At Incredible Speed, While On Fire, With Its Rider Hanging On For Dear Life.

The Coaster Plunged Into A Tunnel In The Ground.

"Oh Crumbs!" Moxxie Said.

Then, Moxxie Was Vomiting Into A Trash Can After Leaving The Ride.

A Family Walked By In The Back Of Him, Hunter, Roxy And Millie While Being Covered In Vomit, Glaring Disapprovingly At Moxxie.

***

Stolas, Striker, Azalea And Octavia Walk Along The Path, As Blitzø Takes Up Positions All Around Them With His Rifle, On The Lookout For Any Danger.

A Group Of Imps Creeps Up Behind The Booths, With Ropes, Knives And Pitchforks At The Ready But They Quickly Scatter As Blitzø Looked In Their Direction.

"You Know, It's Quite Thrilling To See You On The Job, Blitzy." Stolas Flirted.

"Save It, Bitch. I'm Working. And Lilly Is Watching." Blitzø Said.

"You Both Need To Get A Room." Octavia Stated.

"And Far Away From Here I Might Add." Azalea Said, Disgusted.

"Hey, I Am Not A Day Hooker!" Blitzø Said As A Woman Walking Nearby With Her Baby Glared At Him Before Continuing On In A Huff. "What? I Just Said I'm Not One, Prude!" He Flipped Her Off.

Stolas Then Gasps And Points Ahead. "Look, Via!"

Up Ahead Of Them Was A Circus Tent.

"You Used To Cry Such Tears Of Joy at This Show!" Stolas Reminded.

Octavia And Azalea Gained A Horrified Look.

"Oh No..." Octavia Said.

"Oh, Fuck No." Azalea Said.

***

Octavia As A Young Girl Got Pushed Against The Stage By An Excited Crowd Of Imp Children, As An Animatronic Sparks And Cackles Maniacally, Leering Over Octavia, Who Soon Breaks Into Tears.

A Younger Blitzø Is In The Back Tending To A Food Cart, Dressed And Painted As A Clown, Scowling.

***

Azalea As A Eight Year Old Was Watching The Show When An Animatronic Grabbed Her And Hugged Her, Making Her Cry And Punching It To Get Her Free.

***

"I Hate That Fucking Clown." Blitzø, Octavia, and Azalea Said At The Same Time.

Stolas, Who Has Been Captured And Hoisted Aloft By The Crew Of Imps From Earlier, Had His Arms Are Bound And His Head Is Covered By A Cloth Sack, And The Imps Are Pointing Various Weapons At Him.

"Oh Blitzy! I Need My Bodyguard, Please!" Stolas Called Out.

One Of The Imps Jumped To Try And Skewer Stolas With A Pitchfork, But Azalea Quickly Brings Her Rifle To Bear, Shooting The Imp In The Torso, Splattering Stolas's Head With Blood.

The Other Imps Quickly Scatter.

***

Octavia And Azalea Entered The Big Top And Finds A Seat While Blitzø Carried Stolas In, Head Still Covered In The Blood Soaked Aack, He Sets Him Down As He And Striker Walked Off To Take Position.

Stolas Made No Move To Remove The Sack Until Octavia Annoyedly Ripped It Off Her Father's Head.

The Show Suddenly Begins And A Jester Designed Animatronic Appeared On The Stage.

https://youtu.be/Y_6exMoBJJE

"Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, Implings! It's Me, The Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped From Big Ozzie's Factory To Bring You A Wonderful Show Celebrating Loo Loo Land, Spelled With 'O's, To Avoid Lawsuits! Hit It!" Robotic Fizzarolli Announced.

Fizzarolli: Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land

Everybody, Sing Along With The Loo Loo Band

Every Boy, Every Girl, Every Woman, Every Man Loves Loo Loo Land

The Robotic Fizzarolli Gestures To At Two Imp Kids Before Gesturing To Lilly, Octavia And Stolas.

Blitzø Aimed His Rifle At The Clown As It Goes Back To The Stage.

Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land!

Everything Is Beautiful In Loo Loo Land

Ugly Children Holding Hands In Loo Loo Land

Fizzarolli Grabbed Four Children And Hugged Them Before Throwing Them Into The Crowd.

Everybody's Friendly And Nobody Is Mean

No Copyright Infringements Ever Seen

Fizzarolli Burned Some Infringements On The Stage.

I Have A Dream (He Has A Dream)

I'm Here To Tell (He's Here To Tell)

About A Magical Fantastic Place Called Loo Loo Land

Octavia Had Unamused Looks On Her Face While Azalea Hair Started To Get On Fire As It Flared Up.

***

Outside, Moxxie, Millie And The Kids Walk Along A Row Of Game Booths.

"Hello, Hello! Step Right Up And Win A Thing!" A Random Carnie Said.

Millie Gasped Excitedly As She Points At A Thing.

"Oh, Look Moxxie, Twyla! A Thing!" Millie Exclaimed.

The "Thing" Is Some Sort Of Purple Stuffed Penguin Creature With Imp Horns, Wearing Pink Overalls. The stuffed Animal Is Labeled With A Tag That Says "THING?"

"Oh, You Like That Thing?" Moxxie Smirked.

"You Want That Thing?" Hunter Asked, Raising Her Brow.

"YEEEEESSS! I Don't Really Know What That Thing Is But I Want That Thing!" Millie Stated.

"Finally, Some 'Thing' I Can Handle." Moxxie Took Out Some Money And Hands It To The Carnie. "Okay! One Game, Please!"

The Carnie Handed Moxxie A Toy Gun.

Moxxie Winks At Millie As He Fires At One Of The Targets.

Millie Clapped For Her Husband As Moxxie Blew Smoke From The Toy Gun.

"Strike One, Little Man!" The Carnie Mocked.

"But Moxxie Hit It!" Roxy Protested.

"Hmmm, I Don't Know What To Tell Ya, Buddy. The Target, See? It Didn't Go Down. So Yeah, No Go, Bro." The Carnie Said.

Moxxie Growled In Anger, And Fishes Another Bill Out Of His Pocket. He Grabbed The Pistol And Fires Another Cork, Hitting The Target Dead Center. The Target Does Not Budge, So Moxxie Slapped The Pistol In Annoyance.

"The Heaven's Wrong With This Thing?!" Moxxie Asked.

"Oh Man, A Real Shame I Tell Ya." The Carnie Mockingly Cried.

Moxxie Hissed In Irritation As He Slapped Another Bill On The Counter.

"Another!" Moxxie Yelled.

***

Stolas Gleefully Clapped His Hands To The Music, While Octavia Has Thrown Her Head Back In Torment, Banging Her Fist On The Seat Next To Her As Azalea Was Snarling At The Robotic Clown Demon, Trying Not To Use Her Gun.

Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land

Everybody Sing Along With The Loo Loo Band

Every Boy, Every Girl, Every Woman, Every Man Loves Loo Loo Land

The Show Ends With A Small Pyrotechnic Display, As One Of The Animatronics Falls To Pieces Onstage.

"Oh Hohohoho, How Delightful!" Stolas Said Clapped.

Behind Stolas, An Imp armed With A Keris Rises From Beneath The Seats Ready To Stab Stolas, But His Head Is Quickly Blown Apart By Blitzø, Who Has Taken Up A Position In The Gallery Behind The Back Row Of Seats While Imps Scream In Absolute Fear And Run Away.

"Oh! My, What Good Aim You Have, Blitzy!" Stolas Continued To Flirt With Him.

"Ugh! I Can't Do This Anymore!" Octavia Exclaimed.

Octavia Stormed Off, Leaving Him And Stolas Looking Very Concerned.

"Octavia!!" Stolas Called Out, Chasing After Them.

Fizzarolli Laughed As He Spots Blitzø Trying To Run After The Three Demons.

"Oh! Is That Blitzø My Sensors Spot Up There?! I Guess The Kiddies Are Still Running Away From You, Huh?!" Fizzarolli Asked Before Laughing.

"The O Is Silent Now." Blitzø Said, Glaring At Him.

"Aww, Just Like Your Audience Always Was When You To-Told Your Lazy Jokes Here!" Robotic Fizzarolli Danced And Laughed.

"Bitch, I Make More Money Killing People Than You Do Being A Cheap Ass Robo Ripoff Of An Overrated Sell Out Jester!" Blitzø Insults Him Back.

"Oohoohoo! Someone's Salty! Real Or Not Though, People Love Me! Does Anybody Love You, BLITZO?" Robo Fizzarolli Asked.

"No. But I'm Really Good With Guns Now." Blitzø Said.

Then, Azalea Pushed Blitzø To The Side.

"Z?" Blitzø Asked.

"Sorry, Blitzø. But, No One Gets This Overrated Wanna Be Jester, Except Me! Dance, Bitch!" Azalea Yelled.

Then, Azalea Fires At The Robot, But Robotic Fizzarolli Cartwheels Out Of The Incoming Round, And Spins Like A Wheel Up The Stairs Where Blitzø And Azalea Were.

Then He Coils Himself Around Azalea And Blitzø, And Launched Blitz Into The Air And Through The Top Of The Tent.

Azalea Landed On Wally While Blitzø Landed And Knocked Over A Cart Full Of Torches, Accidentally Lighting The Entire Circus Tent On Fire.

Rapidly Burning And Melting Animatronics Flee The Tent, As Robo Fizz Cackled With Demonic Glee At The Destruction.

***

The Carnie At The Shooting Gallery Holds 600 Souls Of Moxxie's Money.

"Wow! Man, You're Really Starting To Make This Sad. You Know, If You Suck, You Suck! Guess You Won't Win Your Honey Here A Prize." The Carnie Said.

In The Back, Azalea And Blitzø and Robo Fizz Continue To Battle Against Each Other As The Fires Spread. Blitzø Is Launched Into The Air, And Comes Down Through The Roof Of The Shooting Gallery, Crushing The Carnie Under Him.

"Sir?" Moxxie Asked.

"Lea?" Hunter Questioned.

Blitzø Was Slightly Dazed But Snapped Out Of It Quickly.

"Oh, Hey Guys! You Should Probably Go Uh, Make Sure Stolas Is Okay. Z And I Got Some... Unfinished Business To Take Care Of."

"And Trust Me, You Don't Want To See This!" Azalea Stated As She Holds Out Her Gun.

The Two Imps And Two Hellhounds Run Off As Blitzø Draws His Flintlock Pistol, Cocks It, And Fires. The Impact Spinned Robo Fizz's Head Around, But When He Spins His Head Back, He's Revealed to Be Unharmed By The Shot, Having Caught The Bullet In His Teeth.

"Oh, What A Mouth!" Blitzø Immediately Grimaced When He Realized What He Just Said.

Robo Fizz Coiled Himself Up Into His Rolling Form Again, Charging Straight At Blitzø.

Blitzø Managed To Leap Out Of The Way As His Enemy Hit The Booth, Destroying It In A Large Explosion.

***

Stolas Was Still Running After His Daughter And Lilly.

"Octavia!" Stolas Called Out.

"Just Leave Me Alone!" Octavia Exclaimed.

Octavia Ran Into A Building Called The "Fun House."

"Octavia!" Stolas Shouted.

Inside, Stolas Was Confronted With A Surreal Room Of Eyes, Tubes, Spikes, Mirrors, And Disembodied Hands. He Went Further Into The Room, Looking Around For Where Octavia Could Have Gone.

Then, A Shadow Appeared Behind Stolas As A Random Imp Jumped On His Back.

"Um, I Think I'm Supposed To Be Bodyguarded Right Now!" Stolas Said, Annoyed.

The Imp Covered Stolas's Mouth With His Shirt Sleeve But Is Suddenly Shot In The Head And Fell To The ground.

Moxxie, Millie And The Kids Appeared In The Entryway, Millie Having Just Shot The Imp With A Pistol.

"Ugh, That's Better. Where Is Blitzy? He's My Knight In Shining Armor, Not You Littler Ones. Also, Where's Azalea?" Stolas Asked After Dusting Himself Off.

"They're Uh... Busy." Millie Answered, Trying To Explain The Situation.

"Being A Fool. And Lea Are Helping Him." Moxxie Added As He Gave Millie The "Thing" They Won Earlier.

"Yeah, And Lea's In One Of Her Moods." Hunter Said As He And Roxy Slid Down

"What Kind Of Fool? And What Mood?" Stolas Asked.

"The 'Everything Is Now On Fire' Kind." Moxxie Stated.

"And The 'I Hate Fizzarolli So Much That I Want To Destroy Everything In Sight' Kind." Hunter Explained.

Stolas And The Kids Left The Imps, Dodging Between Two Swinging Pendulums, And Head Down A Tunnel Into An Adjoining Room.

There, He Saw Octavia Was Riding In Circles In Apple Themed Rail Cars, Crying While Lilly Sat On Her Left And Rubs Her Back.

"Octavia..." Stolas Discarded The Loo Loo Land Hat, Which In Response To His Emotional State Has Gone From A Goofy Grin To A Sad Frown. "I Take It You Are... Not Having Fun."

"I Didn't Even Want To Come Here!" Octavia Stated, Curled Up.

"I'm Sorry, Sweetie. I... I Thought You Loved It Here." Stolas Apologized.

"When I Was A Hid And My Parents Didn't Hate Each Other, And My Dad Didn't Flirt With Some weird Red Dickhead, Who's My Best Friend's Boss The Entire Time." Octavia Sniffed In Sadness.

"I'm Sorry, Girls. I'm Sorry For... Everything... Happening Right Now. I Know It's A Lot I Uh-- I Should Have Listened." Stolas Told Them.

"I Just Want To Go Home, But Home Doesn't Even Feel Like Home Anymore. You Ruined It." Octavia Said.

"You Need To Understand, Your Mother And I... I Just--I Felt-- She's Always Been... I Haven't Been-- We Weren't In... I'm Sorry, I- I- I Don't Have The Words." Stolas Stuttered, Struggled To Talk.

"What Stolas Is Trying To Say Is That Their Relationship Is... Either Difficult Or Complicated. He... We Just Want You To Understand, But We Just Don't Want It To Be More Confusing Or Upsetting. Does That Make Sense, V?" Hunter Asked.

"Are You Going To Run Off With Him? And Leave Me Behind? Go Away Where... I Can't Find You?" Octavia Asked, Shedding A Tear.

"What? No! No, No, Never. I'd Never Do That. Never." Stolas Embraces His Daughter In A Hug.

Then, Hunter And Roxy Joined The Hug.

"I Think It's Time To Leave This Place. You Girls Were right. You Two Are Too Old For It Anyway." Stolas Said As He Picked Octavia Up And Walked Off To Leave The Park.

***

Stolas Carried Octavia Out Of The Fun House As Hunter And Roxy, As An Imp Grinned Maniacally In The Space Above The Drop Ceiling, Looking Down On Stolas.

The Imp Dropped Down And Flicked Open A Switchblade, But Stolas Immediately Turned Around As His eyes glowed Brightly.

The Imp Was Immediately Turned To Stone On The Spot And Was Knocked Over By A Pendulum.

***

Outside, The Park Has Been Reduced To Pandemonium As Dusk Fell.

Millie Attempted To Shoot At Robo Fizzarolli, Who Rolled Around Wildly.

The Robot Was Caught By The Draconic Creature Azalea And Moxxie Was Riding, And Got Swallowed Whole.

***

Stolas, Lilly, And Octavia Leave The Park Gates, Ignoring The Whole Thing.

"So, What Would You Two Like To Do Now?" Stolas Asked The Girls.

"Oh, Can We Go To Stylish Occult? They Sell Weird Taxidermy There." Octavia Suggested.

"Yeah, You'll Love It There. They Might Have Something That You'll Might Like." Lilly Said, Agreeing With Octavia.

"Hmmm. Okay..." Stolas Answered, Reluctantly.

"Thanks, Dad. You Too, Guys. You're Both Okay Sometimes." Octavia Said.

"Thank You, Via. Thank You." Stolas Said.

A Massive Explosion Rocks The Park, Sending Three Employees Of I.M.P. Hurtling Through The Air, Screaming.

Blitzø, Moxxie And Millie Land In Front Of Stolas, Hunter, Octavia And Roxy As The Dragon Landed On The Ground With Azalea On It's Back.

"Are You Guys Okay?" Lilly Asked.

"We're Fine. Not Sure About These Three." Striker Assured As He Got Of The Dragon.

"Way To Ruin Another Good Thing, Sir!" Moxxie Said To Blitzø.

"Worth It! That Slutty Toy Clown Had It Coming!" Blitzø Stated, Not Regretting What He Did.

Moxxie And Blitzø Fell Unconscious And A Stray Animal Grabbed Millie By The Hair And Dragged Her Away.