(This is a request from coollion2873 although I didn't wanted to do a dogs go to heaven crossover let me rephrase this is the only crossover of any show or movie that I'm going to do, the only crossover allowed here is: hazbin hotel and that is it)

The episode opens up to a shot of blitzo opening the door, he heard the doorbell rang.

He opened it to see four dogs: fiery red fur pit bull-inferno, a stone Rottweiler-Rockwell, a tall black swamp fungus German shepherd-grim and a crystal Doberman-Cerberus.

"Ugh" he rolled his eyes in annoyance.

Then he marches up to Moxxie, "hey! There's something waiting for you outside" blitzo points behind.

Moxxie opens the door and gets jumped by his dogs who were happy to see him.

"Ah-inferno, Rockwell, grim Cerberus" Moxxie was shocked to see them.

"What are you guys doing here?" Moxxie asked as he gets licked.

Then coming inside was Chaz who was holding his hands back.

"I brought them here, I thought you would want them back, oh and I got you a puppy too" he reveals a white curly fur Chow Chow with a rabbit face and a cat's mouth.

"Oh that's so sweet thank you Chaz" Moxxie stared at Chaz for a brief time til blitzo interrupts.

"Yeah great, but just so you know this is coming out of your paycheck" blitzo spat.

"Speaking of which, where my special puppy at" he walks in to see loona and vortex sitting on the sofa chilling.

"Ah, there you are, how my favorite puppy doing" he cooed in baby talk.

"Ugh you're so embarrassing sometimes" loona groans

Like always loona thought blitzo was babying her but by her surprise he was talking to vortex.

"How my witty bitty baby puppy boys he smushed vortex's face who seems weird by it.

Then blitzo pets his head making him pur a bit but then vortex snaps out of it.

"Is he always like this?" He asked loona as he pushed blitzo's arm away.

"Welcome to my world" loona says.

"Now who wants a belly rub" blitzo wiggles his fingers indicating that he is gonna scratch vortex's stomach because he is a dog.

"Oh I don't think-" but before he could say anything, blitzo ends up scratching his stomach, vortex enjoys it and he lays down on the floor kicking his back leg.

"Good boy, who's a good boy, who's a good boy"

Then he takes out  A tennis ball and throws it, "now go fetch"

And so vortex ran chasing the ball while barking, but loona was getting annoyed.

"Do you seriously have to bond with him" loona shouted

"Well I did adopted him, might as well care for him" the ball gets thrown back to him, he picks it up and he looks up to see vortex running towards him.

"Come here baby" he claps his hands and opens his arms.

Vortex ran and rest his chin on vortex's lap who rubs his head.

Then he switches on the tv, "I wonder what's on today"

Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Annabelle Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.

"Well, hello! I'm Annabel! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!" Says Annabelle.

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.

Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

Charlie: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.

Itchy: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Charlie: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Annabelle head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Charlie: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Itchy: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Annabelle: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three pose together.

The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol. The letters appear as they are sung.

All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫ but when loona say the three she had a worried face.

Annabelle rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Itchy pushes a scared Charlie in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Charlie: ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Annabelle is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Itchy: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Charlie and itchy give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Charlie: ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Itchy: ♫ And we're here for all above! ♫

A stressed Charlie rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

Annabelle: ♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Itchy lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.

Charlie: ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

The three Cherubs comfort a horribly wounded man after a car crash. he is bleeding profusely from a neck wound.

Annabelle: ♫ So sit right back ♫

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.

All: ♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

"Nice one, B!" Millie says.

"Gimme another, Mox" blitzo continues to rub vortex head who made a shocked face while staring at the exploded tv.

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand.

He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

"Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!"

Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.

"Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..." he picks the fleas out of vortex.

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

"I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?"

Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of   him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.

"WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory"

The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.

The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a

"where you make the things and I make the money!"
Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.

"Please! I'm very desperate!"

"Bingo!"

Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

"WOO! You're on a roll, sir!"

The camera pans over to Loona, She has one foot up on the table.

A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot.

But then they heard a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.

"Guys... do you feel that?"

"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitos sees vortex looking concerned, then he hugs him, "don't worry puppy I'll protect you"

Vortex felt like he was being chocked, "but shouldn't I be protecting you"

"That's possible?"

"Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"

Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.

"I'm not" holds up finger quotes, ""panicking," because hellquakes don't happen"

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.

"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!"

Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying into Chaz's arms who just walked in concerned about the quake,

"What's shaking?" He smiled at Moxxie.

Then a wrecking ball made of black tubes wrecks Part of the wall crumbles.

As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona and vortex growls while on all fours.

"Do not be afraid!" The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing"

Millie takes out her black axe, "Who are you, and what do you want?!"

Loopty Goopty extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.

Blitzo keeps his adopted hounds back as Chaz keeps Moxxie back.

"I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!"

"Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing"

"I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!"

Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.

"Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"

"YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!" Loona taps on her phone.

"Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine"

"Shut up, dear furry!"

Loona and vortex growls in anger but blitzo holds them back.

"Easy babies" Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo.

"This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!"

He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.

"Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent"

Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.

"What "o"?"

"Aww, thank you" shakes hips, "Now, what's the tea, sis?"

"The TEAAAA?!"

"Yeah, why are we killin' this guy? I mean, what did he do to you?"

"He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!"

An old film montage in brown shades depict Loopty's early life.

"My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!"

Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics".

The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke.

A line of text fades into view at the bottom of the screen reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day", with a question mark at the end joining it seconds after.

"Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process!"

The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench.

The two stand by a large white machine labeled "De-age-ifier." Loopty is briefly seen slapping Lyle on the ass.

"It could've saved all three trillionaires!"

Cuts to the interior of the De-age-ifier machine. The handle twists and the door swings open.

Cuts back to Lyle and Loopty. Lyle puts on his goggles and the two step into the machine.

"Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD!"

The two men stroll into the chamber and close the metal door. A lever next to the door labeled "YOUNG" and "OLD" is set to "OLD" at the bottom.

"By the time we managed to get out... it was too late! At least... for me!"

The two men struggle to open the door, pounding on it.

Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age. Loopty stares in horror at his shriveling hands.

Lyle grows old and fat and slides to the floor. Loopty clutches at his chest as he suffers a heart attack, then falls dead to the ground, his leg twitching.

A man opens the door, sees the two men, and motions for doctors to come in.

They put a stethoscope over Loopty's heart, and they shake their heads somberly.

A woman puts an oxygen mask over Lyle's nose and mouth. Loopty's body is zipped shut in a body bag.

"Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire... and get ALL the credit!"

Scene cuts to Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him.

Back to I.M.P. office.

"Ehhh, that's not really evil"

"Yeah it sounds to me like you guys were being reckless" Chaz says.

"Cease that tone megladon, It's evil towards meeee!"

"Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless, no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"

"Eh, y- y- y- You do know, Poopty--"

"Looooptyyyy!"

Blitzo holds hands up defensively, "Of course! Of course... If we do kill him, though, and he ends up down here... y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever"

"Oh, trust me..."

Loopty summons an array of weapons from his back on a series of mechanical armatures: a pistol, a rifle, a missile launcher, and a circular saw blade.

"I'm counting on it."

"Sure thing but first" blitzo approaches vortex, who tilts his head in confusion.

Then blitzo reveals a hairbrush, hair clips, hairspray and a bow.

"What is that for?" Vortex was worried.

"Come on you aren't just gonna be seen like that are you, you know you should really do something with your fur"

After several minutes of pet grooming later....

Vortex liked annoyed with a big pink bow on top of his head, both Millie and Chaz snickered.

"There you look so beautiful" Blitzo says.

"So embarrassing" loona growls.

"Ok you two puppies behave and play nice, we'll be back" Blitzo says.

But loona had a sickening feeling so she stops him.

"No wait, I'm worried"

"Aw...you finally care about me" Blitzo says.

"Don't even go there I'm just saying after what happened last time I'm a bit concerned you guys might wanna get into trouble again, I'm calling an old friend"

She pulls out her phone, then a flame portal opens to reveal: belladonna Annabelle's cousin.

"Who's this?" Blitzo asked.

"This is for extra help in case heaven is involved, this is belladonna, she has beef with heaven" loona says.

"Yeah I'll give you a hand, let's go"belladonna says.

"Alright fine by us, let's go" Blitzo says.

But before They go through the portal, Moxxie stops Chaz.

"Whoa, I want you to stay here" Moxxie says.

"Sure thing babe"

Scene cuts to the I.M.P. With belladonna joining the crew wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.

"Gee! I wonder whose house this is"

"And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!"

The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzo removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.

"Let's do it, gang!"

All three Imps and belladonna pull out their weapons: Blitzo a flintlock pistol, Moxxie an assault rifle and Millie two sharp swords. The Imps jump over a fence and land in poses.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" The Imps race over toward the windows.

"And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" People snap pictures.

Blitzo ad Millie dash over to the window, while Moxxie slides on his back. Moxxie peers through the window, joined by the sock puppet cat on Blitzo's tail.

"Wow..."

Millie and Blitzo then join him in looking through the window.

Cuts to the interior of the room. Lyle Lipton is lying on his bed, an IV bag attached to him.

A heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag. A TV screen and video player sit at the other side of his bed, connected to the bed itself.

Lyle is holding a framed picture in his hands, looking at it sadly.

"That machine really did a number on him"

Zooming in, Lyle kisses the picture, his hands trembling.

"Goodbye... my one true love"

Lyle runs a finger down the picture lovingly. The picture in the frame is shown to consist of a stock image of dollar bills with a "Free Stock Photos" watermark over it.

Lyle then puts the frame down and grabs the tube from his IV bag and begins tying it.

"All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value"

"Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!"

Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.

"Should we go in there and tie it for him?"

Lyle is about to put the makeshift noose over his head as the Imps watch with drinks and popcorn.

The noose glows white and a concussive force knocks the Imps back.

Blitzo's cat sock is blown away by the blast, making him sad.

Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three Cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light. Which made belladonna gasped.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"

Cuts to Blitzo and Moxxie recovering from the sudden blast of light. Moxxie rubs his head.

"Who the fuck are they?"

"Oh, no! Sir, those are..."

"Cherubs" belladonna answers as she growls, "I know how to handle these guys"

"Mr. Lyle!"

"I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!"

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven... benefited by your amazing... technological advances"

"Oh, HEEEELL no!"

"No wait?" belladonna tries to stop him.

An angry Blitzo rolls up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time.

He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

"Don't listen--"

Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor, multiple glass shards sticking out of him.

Moxxie enters through a door to the side, Millie peeking in.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our--" Moxxie glances at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle.

"...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die"

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old... and gross?"

"Is that a serious question?"

Keenie adjusts Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills. Cletus grabs the wallet.

"He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!"

Keenie flies around, grabbing Lyle's wallet from Cletus and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.

"Nnnno!"

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!"

Lyle grips his blanket, "Why won't you let me die?"

Blitzo appears beside him with belladonna holding a knife against Lyle's neck.

"We can help with that" belladonna says.

"Oh, sounds like ya need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?"

Moxxie reaches into his coat and tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzo and Lyle.

They each catch an assault rifle, Blitzo also catching a crossbow with his tail.

"I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--"

"He's classier than that!"

Lyle points the assault rifle into his mouth, before Collin takes it from him.

"There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!"

"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!"

Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covering her mouth, and holds Moxxie by the shoulder as she vomits on the floor. Moxxie pats her on the back.

"Life can be beautiful at any age!"

"And we'll show him!"

Cletus, Collin, and Keenie, "Yeah!"

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie, "NOOOOO--!"

The three cherubs roll Lyle in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.

"Don't worry I know what you can do to handle them" belladonna says.

"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!"

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!" Blitzo appears in a tiger costume.

"Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?"

Blitzo does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

"That is so inappropriate!" Millie and Moxxie and belladonna appear in cat costumes.

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" flips a double bird.

Blitzo shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him.

"Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close"

Blitzo grabs a pair of binoculars out of nowhere. Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together.

The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

"Ohhhh, noooo!"

Collin tries to tug his binoculars away, "S-Stop looking!"

Lyle holds onto the binoculars, "I CAN'T stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground. It raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw.

A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air.

The chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lighting flashes dramatically.

Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzo faking it before grinning smugly.

"Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!"

Millie and Moxxie bump fists, the paws of their cat costumes squeaking.

Cuts to a shopping mall. Lyle in his bed is pushed through the door hard enough to destroy both it and part of the wall surrounding it.

"Oh, Lord! Where are we now?! Let me perish!"

"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!"

Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus. One kid wears a "Craft Mine" shirt, while another eats his-

"Why... look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin. Th- Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood... and their middle-class existence! Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this"

"Hey, dipshit!"

Pans over to Blitzo and Millie dressed as elves, while a grumpy Moxxie wears a Rudolph costume.

And belladonna stands by a pole licking a candy cane, They stand by Santa with a kid in his lap.

"Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?"

Blitzo grabs Santa's beard and rips off the costume. "Santa" is revealed to be an ugly, sweaty gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt and underwear, making a gnome noise.

The kids scream and run in terror. Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away.

"Santa's EVIL!"

Scene cuts to Lyle in bed in the woods next to a crude wooden sign reading "LOVERS' LOOKOUT", a cartoon heart replacing the O in "LOVERS'".

A small note underneath it, possibly written after the fact, reads "I guess..."

"Egh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!"

"Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!"

Lyle holds up creepy, trembling grabby hands, "Money!"

"No! Love"

"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice!"

"It's not too late, sir! You can still find--" The Imps arrive wearing wigs and dresses.

"HA! Nice try, ugly" He pulls out a megaphone.

"Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would FUCK this old man?!"

All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle deflates, dejected.

Collin gets into Blitzo's face, "You know, you three are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"

"Oh... and you three are so superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!" Moxxie says through his hands out for emphasis.

"You're makin' things too real now, moxxie"

Blitzo walks up to Moxxie with a spray bottle labeled "PISS", adjusts the nozzle, then sprays it into Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch and hiss.

Cuts to the inside of an auditorium. A woman dressed as a Viking sings opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso.

A well-dressed man plays a grand piano behind her. The cherubs and the audience are also well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort... entertain... and live for!"

Up above the stage, the three Imps and belladonna look down from a catwalk near the ceiling. Blitzo wags his butt and tail like a cat.

"So... how do we make this bad?"

"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact"

Blitzo shaking his butt in Moxxie's face, "Unless we ruin it somehow!"

With a mischievous grin, Blitzo and belladonna grabs the spotlight and moves it away from the singer.

The singer pauses and follows the light, resuming her song. Blitzo moves the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it.

"She's not very good"

Blitzo chuckles softly and moves the light faster and faster around the stage as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzo wiggles the spotlight around aggressively, then gasps as he accidentally breaks it off entirely.

The woman sings a final high note before the light crushes her on stage, smashing her to pieces and splattering blood all over the stage.

The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing, his face drenched in sweat.

"Well, at least we made it bad" The three cherubs fly angrily up toward the Imps.

"THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT! You three monsters have messed with us enough! Especially you belladonna, you always trying to ruin heaven always jealous of snnebelle"

D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!"

"Well, so are we!"

"EEENNNOOOUGH!"

The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the imps.

"We are saving that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!"

"Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay? And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this..."

Blitzo reaches into his coat and pulls out a jewel-encrusted green horse figure wearing sunglasses and a "MARE-AJUANA" cap.

"You seriously speaks all the money on that!" Moxxie glares at him.

"Of course not I also spend it on this:" he shows them a diamond crested bow, "it's for vox, ...so he's gotta go!"

Keenie flies into Blitzo's face

"You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!" Then belladonna pulls her off.

Millie pushes belladonna aside, " So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, "pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back, "cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!"

"FILTHY DEMON CRAP!" tackles Millie.

Intense opera music plays as the fight scene begins. Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight.

Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitzo belladonna, and Moxxie who run away, drawing their guns in the process.

Millie and Keenie roll off the catwalk. Moxxie sees them and jumps off of the catwalk, grabbing and swinging on a rope.

He aims his pistol at Keenie, who is still fighting with Millie as they fall.

Millie and Keenie exchange punches to the face. Moxxie aims up and fires at a rope which releases a sandbag.

The sandbag slams into Keenie, separating her and Millie, and Moxxie swings over and catches Millie as Cletus and Collin chase them down, firing their crossbows.

Millie grabs Moxxie's face she stare into his eyes with lustful grins but Moxxie was feeling uncomfortable, she tries make out as they swing above the stage.

"Whoa millie, no, I don't like you that way"

"What?" Millie pulling two machine guns out of Moxxie's coat and firing as they spin rapidly.

"I'm with Chaz"

"Seriously, you still wanna be with that toothless jerk after what he did to you"

"I still love him"

"But you two aren't even together and he's also so you know-"

"That's just him" Blitzo climbs onto a catwalk, The bullets hit and kill various audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle.

"It's all starting to make sense now! Life is worth living because we only get one! We must cherish it! If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer! Plus... I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things!" pulls out two wads of cash in triumph, "I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!"

The audience claps happily for Lyle. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Keenie, accidentally shoot a woman in the audience in the eye, killing her instantly.

Blitzo runs along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol.

He jumps onto a bit of scaffolding holding some spotlights attached to the ceiling with a rope.

He and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitzo attempts to fire but finds his gun empty, looking at it in shock. With a wide-eyed glance at Cletus, Blitzo throws the flintlock into Cletus' face.

"Oof! You fucker!"

Momentarily blinded, Cletus recklessly fires an arrow, severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitzo is standing on and that Moxxie and Millie are swinging from.

The three Imps all fall with the metal scaffolding as is smashes onto the floor of the stage, narrowly missing the pianist and cartoonishly bending a board so it holds up the piano at an angle.

The pianist is startled and stops playing, then straightens his bow tie, drops his stool down onto the stage, and uses it to drop down from the bent floorboard.

The board then sends the piano flying through the air, breaking in the process. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, belladonna, and Keenie follow the piano with their eyes as it falls.

Lyle turns to see the piano flying straight towards him, screaming like a girl and scrambling out of his bed into a seat.

Unfortunately for him, the piano suddenly shifts to his new location and crushes both him and a few corpses haphazardly shot and killed by Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie grins as he sits tied up but he moves away from Millie. Blitzo and the other two and belladonna grin smugly.

"Well, well. Would'ya looook at that? You... did our job... for us. Heh!" Belladonna says.

Millie smirks and gives the cherubs two middle fingers.

Cuts to the cherubs staring at Lyle's unfortunate death in utter shock. Collin gasps in horror.

"Ohhhh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my Gooood!"

Keenie grabs Collin by the shirt and slaps him across the face a few times.

"Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in VAIN!"

"THIS... ISN'T OVER!"

Blitzo, Moxxie, belladonna and Millie smirk as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back.

"WHAT THE?!"

"I'm pretty sure it's over" belladonna says.

A group of cherubs descends, composed of two bees, two sheep and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

" Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo..." and behind her Charlie itchy and Annabelle frown sadly.

"WHAT?!?!"

"Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no..."

"Is there... anything we can do?!" Deerie files her hoof.

"Yeaaaah, nooo! Noooo, no, no"

Deerie says "no" while pointing her hooves at Collin, Cletus and Keenie.

"Bu- But, we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--"

Keenie points to the spot where I.M.P. was, only to find them gone including belladonna.

All three cherubs stare wide-eyed, Keenie's pointing hand trembling, whist the sound of a horrified woman screaming plays in the background.

"Anyway, sorry, guys. But those are the rules! Yeaaaaah. Byyyye!"

Deerie does a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal.

"Wait! But--"

Cletus flies toward the portal but it closes. Cletus breaks down into tears and cries.

Blitzo claps his hands together, transitioning back to the I.M.P. office.

"Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him-" he finds vortex sleeping so he places a cover over him and ruffles his fur, "so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... It's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated, and now we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up"

"Sir... when are you going to tell the client?"

Blitzo holds up and points at phone, "Oh, I already sent him a text, and... we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry"

On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below.

Moxxie looks worriedly to the wall behind him. He quickly scurries out of the way as a metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office.

Loopty descending the escalator, "BLIIIIIITZO!"

Blitzo worried, vortex opens his eyes when he heard the sound and he gets ready to protect his master/guardian.

"Loofaaaaa! We can explain everything. I was--..."

Another metal escalator crashes through the wall and Chaz pulls Moxxie away as Lyle, now a mechanical demon with piano keys for teeth and a rolling ball in place of legs, arrives with a grin.

"Lyle Lipton?!"

"I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven"

"Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor!" laughs.

"Oh, you no-good, HEARTLESS son of a BITCH! Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"

"The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?"

Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling.]"

Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit!" realizes what he said and twirls his mustache, "I mean, employyyyy"

"Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!"

"Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?"

"I guess... you can say, you say, you have a... holey operation here, Blitzo!" pronounced as spelled.

Wally slaps his knee and laughs. Loopty scratches his neck awkwardly.

"Get out"

Wally continues laughing, doubling over onto the floor. Lyle and Loopty glance at each other awkwardly.

" Oh! I say, oh!"

"No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK OUT!"

Loopty, Lyle, Millie, moxxie, Chaz and Wally all look at Blitzo, shocked and surprised by his sudden rage.

Then he snapped his fingers, "sick him boy"

Vortex jumps on wacky Wally, belladonna stands next to loona.

"Thanks" she whispers.

"Anything for a friend, see ya lonna"

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