The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

"I love this song!" poorly singing along with, " "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing.

Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears with Chaz helping in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫ They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫ A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

"Oh, shit! Fu-"

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"Blitz-o"

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..."

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

"What's going on?" Chaz whispers to Moxxie

"...three Rings DOWN!"

"Meet Verosika Mayday, a succubus superstar and she's blitzo's ex girlfriend"

"Girlfriend huh?"

"You would know a lot about exs, huh? Chaz" Millie reminds him about them.

"demon And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts"

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups"

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

"So, your sister says "Hi"" Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.

"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it"

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

Loona watching from the van, "No way..."

"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break"

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"

Verosika removes her sunglasses, "Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"

"Choke on a sandpaper cock"

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van. Blitzo follows Verosika.

"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..."

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.

"You'll what?"

Blitzo glances around and stutters in fear, "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!-"

But then the hellhound gets pushed by Chaz who pushes him to the ground.

The shark and hellhound growls at each other, "now that is more like it" blitzo was now impressed with chaz.

"I like you to meet my pet/bodyguard shark: Chaz"

"Move it tuna muncher" the hellhound growls.

"Why don't you watch it dog breath"

Then they started swinging insulted nicknames at one another.

"Flesh eater"

"Bone cruncher"

"Blood lover"

"Blood hound"

"Tooth loser"

"Dog-face"

"Ocean dweller"

"Flea boy"

"Fish face"

The two growls at each other and After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well"

"Well this is Chaz who is also good at his job"

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off.

Verosika looking back, "Ta-ta, fuck stain"

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that"

Loona: kicks van door open and steps out, "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated"

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

Moxxie opens the van door and steps out, "whoa You dated a pop star?!" Chaz asked.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?"

"It's you?"

"I just..." scratches his head, "Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?"

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives"

"You do that all the time, sir!"

"Come on, you kinda do that"

"You totally do that" Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.

"What was sex with her like?"

Moxxie and Chaz taken aback, "Millie!"

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like"

Moxxie about to scold Millie but changes his mind, "...Touché"

"Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck" tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side, "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Chaz, let's go handle this shit"

The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.

"Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!" Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.

"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~" Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

"Shut UP, da—"

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

"Urgh! Blitzo!"

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

"Oof! Oh. Woah..."

Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock.

Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

"Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors.

"V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

"She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper"

"Oh, COME ON!"

Vortex scoffs, "Sorry, man" Vortex walks away.

Blitzo mutters, "Oh, no you don't, bitch"

"Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..." Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-"

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"

But then Chaz comes up to blitzo with a knife to his neck.

"Hey! Take it easy with my mox or else"

Moxxie heads over to Verosika's office with Chaz following him.

"Alrighty, then"

Chaz pushes open the doors for Moxxie and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie and Chaz, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"

Coco points to Moxxie, "Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!"

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—"

"Want a kissy, little guy?"

"A kind offer, but...." Then The gang of demons surround Moxxie.

"Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick...boss-"

As The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him, Chaz swaps them with his tail then he pulls out a knife.

He pulls Moxxie close to him with his left arm while glaring at the demons and airing his knife at them.

Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window, "Oh, this won't STAND!"

"Keep your claws and fangs away from moxxie, he's mine!" Chaz threatens them.

Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice. When Chaz and moxxie back away.

"Alright...!THAT'S IT! Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.

Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice"

"Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"

"I think he is!" Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.

"What's the game then, Blitz-o?"

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day"

The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

"Oh, you're serious?"

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper.

"Game on... bitch"

Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients"

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie, Chaz and Moxxie standing together.

A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

"We portal up"

Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

"We have our fun murder time as per usual"

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

"We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe"

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".

"We push said canoe into some water"

"Or to save some time you can lure them to the water and I could take it from there" Chaz licks his lips.

Everyone stares at him, "I'm a shark what did you expect"

Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

"Anyway We light it on fire to attract the sharks or Chazzy here and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!"

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe.

A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

"They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

"We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..."

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers.

The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

"Do you have... any questions?" throws pointer stick through a window.

"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?"

Blitzo walks over to Moxxie, "That wasn't a question"

"That wasn't a plan"

Blitzo puts a hand around Moxxie, "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs"

"A what now?"

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you" begins poking Moxxie in the chest, "talentless baby dicked troll?!"

Moxxie climbs onto table in anger but gets hold back by Chaz.

"Well, why don't you" points at Blitzo and points at him, "take an art class?"

Blitzo grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair where chaz caught him.

"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along"

"Wait, say that again"

"I can... blend in...?"

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

"Do you have a human disguise?"

"Yeah. Don't you?"

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

"I have one" Chaz raised his hand.

"You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!"

"Okay, new plan!"

Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel as Chaz facepalm himself, It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

"Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

"Flawless logic"

"Say do you think you could lure the humans to the ocean for a quick bite" Chaz asked.

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"

"I got that covered, Mox"

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

"Now... we wait"

"Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!"

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

"Now, who's first?"

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock and Chaz hiding underwater.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?"

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

"Got it"

Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.

"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright beautiful!" Loona glares at Blitzo but blushes a little by the comment.

"I am so proud. Now, fetch!"

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision.

Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses.

She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin.

She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall.

The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face.

He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but blitzo knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut.

Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head.

Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.

Then looks lures three guys to the ocean where they get eaten alive by Chaz, blood spattered in the water.

Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

"That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--"

" Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"

The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

"Verosika"

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard~"

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.

Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo points to vomiting man, "He on the list, Loonie?"

"Huh? Yeah... I- I think so" A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

"Good!" Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" The woman laughs.

"Yeah... pretty cool, huh?" Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.

"But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?"

Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.

"Wha-- Wha-- Wh--" he is distraught, tears in his eyes, "WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!"

"I think I found her" Chaz Points to the stage, "Look!0

Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger.

Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first.

He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

"Now, who wants a piece of this?!"

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Chaz turns to the monster and he transforms into his true demon form.

"Chaz?" Moxxie gasped.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

Loona nervously, "Heyyyy... you...!"

"Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex"

"Yeah" chuckles nervously, "Sorry if that's weird"

"It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care"

Loona nervously replied, "Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!"

"Okay" mimics her nervous tone and smile, "I'm Vortex!"

"That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"bites lip nervously.

"Uh, yeah. *chuckles* I guess, but my friends call me Tex"

"Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends" she chuckles nervously, "I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends" Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

"Am I... interrupting something?"

"Nah, man. Just having a conversation"

Blitzo pokes Vortex, ""Conversation" leads to HPV!"
Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

He watches Chaz beat up the monster, then has gives Moxxie a wink.

Then he turns to see blitzo,And... we've lost him. It's looking like it's up to us handle this list"

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys! And without the toothless shark face"

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

"Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!"

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job"

"What, I can't have a break?"

"We have a parking spot on the line!"

"Hey. Okay, Why don't we chill out?" Vortex was getting awkward about the fight.

"Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!"

Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.

"Literally!"

Loona groans in frustration, fixes bangs, "Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"

"Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!"

"Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"

"It still counts!"

"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"

"You know you should be lucky to have a dad like him" vortex says.

"What?" Looks was surprised.

"Yeah exactly" blitzo agrees.

"At least you were adopted by a dad who cares about you, me? I wasn't so lucky, I practically grew up without a family, that was when verosika took me in and-" vortex runs his arm nervously.

Then blitzo noticed something peculiar, he approached him grabbing his arm.

"What are you hiding?"

"Nothing" vortex tires to pull back.

But they were shocked to find bruise marks, "what happened get into a fight" blitzo raised his eyebrow.

But vortex pulls his arm back and rubs it as he had a painful look on his face which worried loona.

"verosika, isn't a good woman as she appears" he turns around, pulls his shirt up to reveal small injuries on his back.

that shocks loona and blitzo, both gasped in horror, by the scratches, scars and it seemed like he was whipped or scratch.

"I have been the subject of abuse and torment by verosika, you see she takes hounds like me and she hurts them, she attacks us if we don't do a good job obeying her, it's-its hell, and yet I put up with it because...I have no where to go, she's my only family and I have to deal with it" vortex frowns in pain.

and it made blitzo rethink his words and make himself feel ashamed.

"I'm...so sorry, no one should go through what you go through, i didn't know that she would stoop this low, she shouldn't be abusing other people like toys like this no, no way, not on my watch" Blitzo says to him.

Meanwhile Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer.

Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!"

Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!"

"Oh, crumbs!"

Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

"I got it!"

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away.

But then skill felt someone grabbing his shoulders, he turns to see Chaz who is extremely angry.

"Back off...that's my man you got" he starts beating up the partygoers, as they drop the barrel, Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who was attending vortex distress calls.

"Uh... Blitzo... I'm-"

"Ah-ah-ah, not now loona, first things first, after this is over, I'm adopting you, then I'm gonna fix your little scratches and then I'm gonna kill whoever dare hurts you" Blitzo grabs vortex's face.

"Uh-ok, you really don't have to-"

"Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something! And someone"

"Ugggh..."

"Damn, girl. That was savage" places a comforting hand on her shoulder, "You are lucky to have an imp like him?"

Loona blushes, "Yeah, he's ok I guess. He'll get over it. He always does"

Vortex chuckles, "I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts. Unlike me"

"Thanks.but you know you should come with us, we could use another hound and my dad seems to like you and-"

"I can't Verosika won't let me, she'll hurt me if I go against her"

Then loona takes his hand, "that doesn't mean you should live like this, you don't deserve this, you deserve better, please...come with us and I promise you...you will never be hurt again" loona had vortex rethinking everything.

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over.
Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

"Moxxie

"Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads?"

They turned to see Chaz with blood in his teeth, flesh too and he spits out an ear.

"You ok moxxie poxxie" he picks up the drunken Moxxie.

The fish monster emerges from the ocean, "dam it, I thought I took care of that" Chaz says.

The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away.

Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

"Ooooh! Fish."

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

"Hey!" Chaz gets angry.

"Hehehe... Weeeeee..."

Chaz jumps and he bites the monster

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife.

She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish.

The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. Chaz scoops up Moxxie.

Chaz throws moxxie and He lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

"Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!"

"Is Mox okay?"

"Yeah where my moxxie?" Chaz asked.

"Oh, yeah. He's fine"

Chaz holds Moxxie in his arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.

"Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky"

"I think you had enough to drink baby" Chaz says.

"Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking"

"Blitz-o"

"Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!"

"That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?"

"I don't think this belonged to any of us"

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

"Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world"

"Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED! "Moxxie continues laughing drunkenly.

"Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"

Moxxie faceplants into the sand, "A human called me a possum. I am not a" faceplants again, "possum!"

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space"

"...Fine"

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!" Blitzo laughs triumphantly.

"What?" Verosika was outraged.

"Fuck YEAH!"

"IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!"

Verosika scoffs, "Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!"

"Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime"

"Come with us Tex, you could have a better life" loona begs him.

"TEX!" He winced when he heard Verosika calling him.

"Come here now!"

Vortex was shaking but when he looks at loona, "please come with us, we'll treat you better"

He is tore with going with loona and he sees Verosika glaring at him with a deadly glare.

Then he rushes to blitzo's side looking down in fear as blitzo rubs his head, and Verosika gasped.

"Yeah, that's right I'm taking you'll little puppy too, apparently he didn't like how you were treated him, so I'm taking him in, I'll treat him like he was my own"

Vortex turns to loona who smiles at him, she gives him a playful punch before sees Verosika leaving.

"Fine! Take him! That useless mutt was worthless to me anyway" Verosika insults made him frown.

"Don't worry I'll take good care of him" blitzo rubs his snout.

"Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space! You too Texy mexy" (referring to vortex)

I.M.P go through the portal. Chaz jumps in carrying Moxxie, Loona falls through the portal backwards.

Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal as vortex follows him making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.

Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.

"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!"

"Alright, sluts" raises her hands in the air in defeat and dismay, "Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick"

Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat.

During the credits, Blitzo sings over the rest of "Mustang Dong", his voice cracking heavily on the final line.

"Oh, my god! I just went through puberty twice"

Back at IMP, in blitzo's office, vortex who was in his hound form was sitting on the desk as blitzo was getting ready to patch his wounds, he had vortex pulls his shirt off.

He sees blitzo throwing things around in his office, looking for the first aid kit.

"Ha-ah, found it"

He approaches vortex and wraps the surgical tape and crepe bandages around his chest.

As blitzo wraps it tight, vortex winced by the pain, he whined.

"Oh stop your whining I'm almost done"

The scars run deep as blitzo touches them delicately and stitches them.

As he was being treated, vortex felt grateful for blitzo taking him in.

"Thank you...for saving me"

"Ah it's no trouble at you, my daughter seemed to like you and besides I just get back at that bitch from stealing my parking space"

"Oh"

"But I have to know-" he sits vortex up and faces him, "what is it that you see in my daughter"

"Oh nothing sir" vortex raises his arms up for defense.

"We're just friends"

"Ok good-"he aims his knife against his neck, "because if you dare hurt my little pup, I won't hesitate to hurt you"

But vortex laugh nervously, "right" and he pushes the knife away, "and you have nothing to worry about, she's just a good friend and I kinda have a girlfriend but I won't date your daughter not unless I get your blessing"

"Ok good, because I'm adopting you" he holds up hairbrush and a big pink bright bow"

Vortex looks around and he sees dog toys, dog bed, puppy chow, dog treats and grooming supplies"

"I'm gonna love you like the son I should've had" blitzo smiled.

"Oh boy" vortex groans.