Exes and Oohs

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(One year later)

The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Moxxie holding his signature mug he still frown as today marks the anniversary of Chaz's death, he is still in pain, and Loona texting on her phone. Moxxie looks down the in dumps.

Cut to the front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.

Millie mumbling angrily, "Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!"

Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed.

"Millie,Is everything okay?"

Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.

"Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex." tail twitches.

"Oh! Oh..."

Millie retracts knife, "He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock"

"Wait, what?"

Millie raises voice, "Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—"

Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.

"What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!"

"Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—"

He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits.

"What is this?"

"Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them" He walks back into his office.

"Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?"

Cut to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.

"Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate"

"Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore"

"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. *smokes cigar* It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth" through the phone, "your time"

"Ooh, how ominous" he chuckles, "Fine, whatever, what's the address?"

"Transportation has already" through the phone, "been taken care of"

Blitzo peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office Moxxie and Millie are in to find the helicopter before the main window.

"What the fuck is that?"

The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall. Loona looks on without a word.

"Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit, we have a door!"

With the damaged walls, a wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Blitzo had been saving across the town.

"My research!"

Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying, and the other is vomiting from the result. The helicopter approaches Blitz, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.

"I.M.P? Right this way, please!" Says the pilot.

"Uh, sir?" Moxxie points a gun toward the pilot, while Millie holds her knife out.

"What's going on?"

"Now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us"

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie walk toward the helicopter.

"Uh, sir? I don't think this is a good idea"

"It'll be fine. Now, get your asses moving"

Blitzo pushes Moxxie and Millie into the helicopter, and as she tries to buckle herself in, Millie notices her seatbelt is broken.

"Is this thing safe?"

"Don't worry, we are professionals!"

The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off. Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, which is going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to Notamafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"

Moxxie disdained groan, "I hate this place"

"Oh, yeah. This is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox?"

"Yeah, unfortunately. I grew up just over there" points through glass, "swore I'd never come back, and— uh uh— what— what, where are we going?"

The helicopter starts changing direction, as Moxxie grows more and more anxious.

"What— Blitzo, who did you say this meeting was with?"

"I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place"

The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie grows heavily worried after realizing where he's landed.

"Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"

The place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion, dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place, as Blitzo shoves him to move forward.

"There he is!" As the client off screen.

The client moves out the doorway, being visible on screen and behind him where four dogs.

a fiery red fur pit bull-inferno, a stone Rottweiler-Rockwell, a tall black swamp fungus German shepherd-grim and a crystal Doberman-Cerberus

They ran to Moxxie licking him as he were happy to see him.

"Ah! Hey! Stop it guys! Stop it!" Moxxie tries to push them away.

"There's my boy! Get over here and give your daddy a hug!"

"Daddy"? Blitzo and Millie questioned Moxxie.

"I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless you pay me!"crimson laughs.

"Guys, um" Moxxie clears throat nervously as he shoves the dogs away who continue to sniff him, "this is my father, Crimson. Sir, this is my boss, Blitzo. And Millie"

Millie takes her hand to greet Crimson as he accepts.

"And what a beautiful women you are" he kisses Millie's hand, "Mox, where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?"

"Oh, I'm sure he would've introduced us.. eventually"

"Oh, I'm sure. You got to be Blitz, with the silent "o", right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work"

"Really?" turns to Moxxie, "What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me? I'll fucking kill you Moxxie, don't you fucking test me!"

But when Blitzo threatens Moxxie the dogs growl at him.

"No, no! From all over. Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself here, kid"

"Really?" Blitzo chuckles, "Well, I guess it's about time folks recognized my talent"

Crimson laughs, "I like your attitude. Well, I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for you"

"Hey, Why haven't we met your Pa before?" Millie asked.

Moxxie nervously says, "Well uh, y'know, i-it's just, never been a—"

"Hey! You two, move it before it gets cold"

"Look, look, Millie, we can talk about it later"

Millie takes Moxxie's hand but he pulls away with the dogs following behind and both enter the house with Blitzo.

Crimson's smile fades then he snaps his fingers and enters the house.

The two men standing at the door follow him inside, closing the door behind them. Inside, Crimson prepares a drink for Blitzo.

"So, Blitzo, ya always been a hitman?"

"No, no, not always. Yeah" takes the drink from Crimson, "I was in the circus for a long time"

Crimson finger guns, "Show business!" sits down, "Good money in that"

Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence the dogs sat around Moxxie, Cerberus rest her head on Moxxie's lap.

Moxxie looks over to Blitzo, "What are we doing here..." then, to his dad, "sir?"

Crimson rolls eyes, "Moxxie, I raised you better than that" lights cigar, "Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waitin' on one more. You know the dogs really missed yak

Suddenly, the last guest kicks his way into the house, making an entrance.

"Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people?!" But when Moxxie saw him his face dropped in gasped.

"Chaz?! Wait, what?" Moxxie and Millie look at each other.

"You know him?" Moxxie asked.

Millie groans and slaps forehead, "You remember that "ex" I was talking about?"

Chaz walks over and moxxie approaches him, "Chaz? You're...alive" Moxxie was in tears as he cupped Chaz's cheeks.

"Miss me baby" he asked as he leans in for a kiss.

But Moxxie was angry that he slapped his face, "ow!"

"How dare you come here I thought you were dead" Moxxie punches him.

"Whoa hey stop it" Chaz tries to call him down.

"Did you date him too?" Moxxie was surprised.

"Ha, yeah. No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in—"

"Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!" Blitzo asked angrily.

Moxxie pushes Chaz's off of himself, "It was a long time ago" he says bitterly.

"But, I still remember it like it was yesterday. You, a fledgling mafioso! Me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in the stars"

"Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich" Blitzo then notices all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's claim: A photo of Crimson and a mob boss, the many trophies of hellbeasts hanging on the wall, and a framed family painting of Crimson, a younger Moxxie, and Moxxie's mother, as if posing like a mob family, hanging over the fireplace.

Blitzo hears a knock on the door and looks just in time for Crimson's goons to enter carrying a body bag.

"Oh... shit"

Millie concerned, "You've never told us this before"

"I-I don't really like to talk about this part of my life. But, I first saw Chaz at my induction in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him. Something that was magnetic!It's been 1 year..."

"Isn't that from that boat movie?"

"Did any of that stuff actually happen?" Millie asked skeptical.

"Oh, yeah!" Chaz licks lips, "But, he skipped over the jizz-covered parts"

"Anyway. Things changed when we went on a heist together. The cops were getting close then...Chaz risked his life for me...I thought he was dead, I thought he was gone for good, and Once I got out, I never looked back. I had to move on, but then I find out that he's still alive" he glares at Chaz who continues to stare at him.

Blitzo sits worriedly as Millie glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.

"Well, heh, as you said, it was a long time ago" chuckles nervously.

Millie foaming at the mouth; furiously, "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!"

Millie leaps onto the top of the couch, missing Chaz as her knife pierces through the fabric. Chaz hides behind Crimson's chair.

"Whoa, the fuck- Crazy bitch!"

"HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME AND NOT TELL ME YOU WERE ALIVE!" Moxxie shouts at him.

Millie tries to lunge at Chaz again but is intercepted by Moxxie and Blitz. Crimson stands in between I.M.P and Chaz as Millie holds up her knife angrily, pointing it at Chaz.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! Hold on!"

"You're going to die, bitch!" Millie says to Chaz.

Then The maid enters the room, "Dinner is served"

Everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie is viciously cutting through her food and glaring at Chaz, but the room is completely silent.

"So, this is aggressively uncomfortable" blitzo says.

"I suppose you want to know why you're here"

"Yeah, so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't usually do contracts for locals. So, if you want to do business with us, you got to—"

"I don't want to do business with I-M-P, I want to do business with Moxxie"

Moxxie stops cutting his food, "ME?!"

"Yeah, kid. I only summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show. Because, well, we're bringing Chaz into the family" Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.

"What? Since when can just anyone join the family?"

"Come on, Mox. You had responsibilities here that  I had to pick up once you left. You know how hard it is to feed the dogs, Now Chaz is going to lighten the load"

"Wait, I thought you always hated his guts" Moxxie says as he feeds his part of the dinner to grim who was looking at him.

Crimson Chaz looks confused, "Well, I didn't exactly 'hated' him"

"You called him a "friendless horse-fucker" and said he lived a "sissy lifestyle"

"Yeah, well, I was wrong. You've been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change. And so has Chaz"

"Yeah. I've grown, matured, and, recently, came into millions! But, y'know, mostly the "mature" thing"

"Oh, okay, okay. So the "horseless friend-fucker" over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?"

"Well, I'm the whole "package" if you know what I mean" I.M.P is speechless.

"I got a big dick" chaz says confidently.

Millie annoyed, "But, what does any of this have to do with Moxxie?"

Crimson sets down utensils, "There's going to be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to ignoring your family to your heart's content"

Millie stands up, "Maybe he wouldn't "ignore his family" if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!"

Chaz grins at Millie. Millie points a knife at his neck, threateningly.

"Ey, look. Everybody, relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared"

Moxxie Millie is about to object, "Yes, sir"

"Mox?" I.M.P and Chaz begin to leave the room.

"A moment, Moxxie"

"Just give me a minute, guys. I'll be there"

Millie looks on with worry as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Alessio closes the door behind them as they leave, leaving Moxxie alone with Crimson. But outside Chaz leans against the door listening.

"So... you think you're too good for this family now?"

"What?"

Crimson sternly, "C'mere" Moxxie approaches his father.

"I- I don't understand---"

Crimson stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.

Crimson angrily, "You think you'll just walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox!" He grabs Moxxie, "As a matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is that obnoxious piss-stain can't get made! Not unless he marries in!"

Outside Chaz overheard and he gets offended.

"Marries?" But, but who would marry—?"

"Who do you think?" He lets go of Moxxie and sits back down, "This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic-ass was useful for something!"

"Sir, I- I can't---"

"You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to... your kind's liking"

Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, replacing the framed severed body parts, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out confetti, revealing a banner that says "CONGRATS, GAY" and a trumpet fanfare.

"Wait, what? What do you think I'm into?"

"What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?"

"Okay, first off - Dad, I'm bisexual"

Crimson shrugs, "Yeah. Gay"

"Oh, for fuck's sake! Secondly" holds out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his faceI don't know a single person of any sexuality who would enjoy this"

Blitzo yells from the hallway, "Hah! There're dicks on the walls!" Moxxie frowns in response, "Oh, that is fucking hilarious!"

Crimson then grabs Moxxie by the face, "Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're going to do what I fucking say. Don't cross me"

Moxxie reflects on his childhood. A child Moxxie was struggling to cut his steak at the dinner table. His mother gently takes the plate and cuts the steak for him. She smiles sweetly at Moxxie and he smiles back at her. Crimson glares at Moxxie. Moxxie takes the plate and begins eating his dinner. Crimson then glares at his wife, nudging her foot with his. She quickly pulls her leg away from Crimson, now sitting more properly. Crimson stomps his foot.

Another memory shows Moxxie shooting three bullseyes in the shooting range. His mother ruffles his head proudly. Suddenly a goon grabs Moxxie and rushes him away from his mother and toward another shooting range.

Two goons prep a live target as Crimson hands Moxxie a real gun and point to it. Moxxie slowly takes aim but his mother takes the gun out of his hands and pushes it into Crimson's hands before grabbing her son and walking away. Crimson glares at the disrespect.

Moxxie now hides underneath the bed as his parents argue. A slap is heard and his mother walks out of the room. Later, only Crimson and Moxxie are at the dinner table. Moxxie struggles to cut his steak and then looks at his father. Crimson glares at Moxxie, who then goes back to trying to cut his food. Crimson takes a drag from his cigar and blows the smoke in Moxxie's face.

Later on, Crimson and Moxxie take a boat ride on the lake with a passenger. Crimson places a cinderblock that the passenger's tail is tied to on the side of the boat over the edge and gestures for Moxxie to push it. Moxxie looks at the cinderblock, then the pleading passenger, and backs away only for Crimson to push him back into the cinderblock.

Teary-eyed, Moxxie takes one last look at the passenger while pushing the cinderblock overboard, sending the victim into the lake with it. Moxxie watches as the air bubbles fade. Crimson preps another body over the side of the boat.

"Let this be a lesson, Moxxie"

Crimson gestures to the lake, filled with hats, bags, shoes, and light articles that belonged to previous victims thrown into the water.

"This is what happens when you cross me"

A high heel that resembles the ones Moxxie's mother wore floats to the surface. The scene returns to the present day.

"Now, get to bed, Moxxie. You have a big day tomorrow" Crimson lets go of Moxxie.

"Yes, sir"

"Oh, and Mox? You ever talk back to me again-"Moxxie backs up to the door, "you and that pretty little thang you brought here... are goin' home in boxes. Capiche?"

"Yes, sir"

Chaz growls by how Moxxie was being threatened by his own dad, he sinks his claws on the walls scraping it, then he walks upstairs, Moxxie quickly finds the doorknob and steps out of the room, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room still covered with bouncing dildos and the banner. Moxxie walks up the stairs, shaken Alessio gestures for Moxxie to go into a different room.

Moxxie opens his bedroom to see many framed pictures of Chaz on the wall. Music plays as he sees the pictures on the wall.

"What the---" facepalms himself, "Fucking why?"

The music stops playing once he closes the door. He snarls, walks into the bathroom, and washes his face with cold water.

He glumly leaves the bathroom and goes to turn off the lights. When he hits the switch Chaz pops up on a heart-shaped bed.

"Like what I've done with the place?"

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"Ugh. What do you want Chaz!"

"Come on, Mox" He pulls on a switch which lights up the words "Cum Zone".

"We used to have so much fun here. Remember?" He takes Moxxie's hands pulling him closer.

Moxxie pushes him off, "no way, Chaz. if even think for one minute that I found talk to you you can forget it, you never called or wrote anything about you being alive, even if you weren't dead-I would never-"

"Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?"

"You are so gross! Just leave me alone!"

"I know what you want most Moxxie Poxxie" he spins Moxxie around, "How about a sexually charged musical number, heyyyy!"

Chaz holds a button on the wall down with the side of his fist".

"You always loved those"

Chaz moves his hand off the button, showing it to be labeled "SEXTREMELY HAWT SEX MUSIC", which makes a disco ball come down and changes the lighting to be more of cyan and magenta hue. Chaz begins to sing "Chaz Time".

♫ Ow! ♫

♫ Woah-oh, hoo, woah-oh, yeah-yeah! ♫

♫ It's Chaz time! ♫

♫ Moxxie, I see you lookin' at me, lookin' at you ♫

♫ Wondering when I'm gonna crack you open like a walnut ♫

♫ And the answer is soon (Walnut) ♫

Chaz blows smoke from his mic-vape into Moxxie's face.

♫ Now, I'm feelin' what you're feelin' and I'm feelin' that you wanna feel my feelings ♫

Chaz pulls Moxxie closer to his body thrusting him.

♫ And fee- the feel- you feel me? (Sax-o-phone) ♫

♫ Yeah, so let me get a little something off my chest, while I blow a hot emotional load onto yours ♫

♫ Moxxie, feeling foxy ♫

♫ Wanna get a good taste of your boxy ♫

♫ Well, I got two tickets to pleasure land (Oh, baby) ♫

Moxxie facepalms.

♫ Well, come down here and have your way, yeah-yeah (You want me) ♫

Moxxie quickly turns away and shields his vision with his hand.

♫ With my sensual body yeah-yeah, yeah (So naughty) ♫

Chaz leans in, pinning Moxxie against the wall, Moxxie had no choice but to push on his chest as Chaz leans in closer for a kiss.

"NO!" But he pushes Chaz away which surprised him.

He starts to sob heavily, "I can't Chaz, I can't-you were gone for so long, I-i need you to leave"

Chaz could see Moxxie needed some space so he grabs his clothes.

"Alright Moxxie I'll leave but I want you to know that the day I crashed the car and you got arrested was the biggest mistake, I always loved you, I never stopped thinking about you and If I could go back I would come back for you"

"Then why didn't you?"

"I was so scared that you would leave me, see ya Moxxie" he shuts the door.

After he left, Moxxie fell on the floor and as he cried, his dogs whined and comforted him.

Later on Moxxie had trouble sleeping, Chaz had brought painful memories, Moxxie turns onto his stomach and pulls out his phone.

He goes on to his social media and looks at pictures of himself and Millie, they show: a younger Moxxie and Chaz on a date; then the two of them in bed; then one where Chaz is lifting Moxxie and Moxxie wrapped his arms around him smiling.

Moxxie has tears in his eyes indicating how much he loved Chaz, and he still does.

Moxxie starts to cry again, he then growls knowing that he must stand up to his father.

cutting back to Blitzo, he sneaks in the room Chaz is sleeping in bed. Chaz is asleep and snoring.

"Oh, I got a big dick" Chaz talks in his sleep.

Blitzo tiptoes and picks up Chaz's jacket, and puts it on.

"Okay, fucker, nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. I know you gotta be hiding something..."

Blitzo checks Chaz's clothing until he finds his car keys.

He smiles, sneaks outside the mansion, and clicks the car keys until he locates Chaz's car.

He looks in the dashboard and finds an eviction notice, showing that Chaz is broke and has lied to Crimson about his millions. Blitzo then looks in the trunk and finds a to-do list that shows that Chaz is planning to marry Moxxie to inherit Crimson's fortune.

"Oh, fuck that! No one fucks with Moxxie but me!"

Blitzo is tranquilized through the neck. He groans and falls unconscious into the trunk as Chaz shuts him in.

"Sorry, babe! You're not the only junk in my trunk!"he realized it was stupid, "Damn it, that was not a good one!"

The next day. Alessio is filling Crimson's mug with coffee. Chaz goes to sit in a seat with another filled mug of coffee, but Crimson gestures him to sit at the other side of the table. Moxxie and Millie walk in.

"Hey, hey! The man of the hour. You ready to get started?"

"Wait, where's Blitzo?" Millie asked.

"I think I saw him head outside he said something about" trying and failing to mimic Blitzo's voice, "needing some fresh air" back to normal, "Or something. Pfft"

"Why don't you grab him so we can get moving?" Crimson says.

"right back, Moxxie"

"What ya looking so glum for, kid? It's your wedding day, the best day of ya life"

Moxxie sits down as he sees Chaz smiling at him and winking.

"I'm not doing it"

"What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whiny bitch"

Moxxie then slams the table with both hands, "I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. and there's nothing that scares me more than leaving my friends Not even you. I'm leaving, Dad! And if you or Herpes the Clown over here—"

"Hey!" Chaz gets offended.

"Try to stop me, you'll learn firsthand just how good I've gotten at my job"

Moxxie is face-to-face with Crimson now. Alessio comes from behind him and tases Moxxie in the neck.

Moxxie groans and falls forward unconscious. He hits his head on the table and then falls to the floor, which Chaz makes a worried face the new glares at crimson.

"Now, take care of the others"

The scene cuts to Millie searching the carpark outside Crimson's mansion, confused and worried as she hasn't found Blitzo.

She hears a bang coming from Chaz's trunk and opens it with her knife to see Blitzo dazed inside, still a little out of it.

Blitzo groggily says, "Oh, Millie, you found me. Who's your friend?"

"Friend?"

She senses two goons attempting to grab her. She stabs one with her knife and beheads the other using the trunk door, much to Blitzo's surprise.

The scene cuts to the back garden where a makeshift wedding is set up. Crimson has Moxxie in a wedding dress with his hands bound behind his back with rope.

"Why do I have to wear a dress?" Moxxie struggles to free himself.

"Because you have the body for it" says crimson.

"Is everyone here?" Says the elderly jaw.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. Let's get this thing rolling, ey?"

Moxxie mouth behind duct tape, "Mmmph!"

Then Bruce arrives, "I told me all the chairs would be filled!"

Crimson sighs and presses a button which causes dildos with smiley faces in tuxedos to pop out of all of the seats, including the two that has goons sitting on them.

"Satisfied?"

"Ugh, more then less" Bruce was disgusted.

Cut back to the car park. Millie pulls Blitzo out of the trunk, holding him up to support him.

"What's goin' on?"

Blitzo groggily, "That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he's not even rich!"

"Moxxie!" Millie panicked.

Millie runs to the front door. Suddenly metal shutters block off all doors and exit the house, including the front gate to the estate.

cut back to the wedding, where the priest is reading the wedding vows and Moxxie unsuccessfully tries to scream for help.

"Do you, Chazwick Thurman, take Moxxie bloodshed to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do" he gives Moxxie a wink.

"And do you, Moxxie...bloodshed, take Chazwick Thurman to be your lawfully wedded-- Uh..."

Moxxie tries to pull away and almost escapes until Crimson pulls him back. Crimson forces Moxxie to face the priest and forcibly nods his head.

"Look at that! He's just so fucking happy to be here!"

Back outside.

"Everything's locked down! How are we gonna get in?"

Blitzo feels around the jacket until he finds Chaz's car keys.

He grabs Millie and pulls her to his car and opens the door to climb in the driver's seat.

Millie then goes into the passenger seat. Blitzo turns the car and its radio on, which begins to immediately play "Loo Loo Land" on the Mammon Channel™, to which he stops putting his seat belt on to find a different song, which then cycles to Station 69 which is playing "Vacay to Bonetown".

Blitzo keeps changing the channel until he gets to Wrath's #1 "F*ck you up" Hits, which begins to play "Crashin' a muthafukin' Wedding".

"Buckle up, Millie... we're doing a Shrek!"

The car suddenly backpedals. Back at the wedding, Chaz and Moxxie are about to kiss when Blitzo crashes the car through the wall to the wedding scene and steps out dazed.

"I object!" faceplants on the ground. Millie steps out of the car and slides in a pose.

"You want Moxxie? You're going to have to fucking kill me!" looks up with threatening eyes.

But she is shocked to find Chaz attacking the goons.

Chaz begins slaughtering the goons with ease, tearing out the skull, jaw, and spinal column of different goons, and spits out the still-beating heart of another.

Millie then helps by fighting off four other goons with her knife.

"What the FUCK? She's a dame!" Crimeon says angrily.

"Chazwick Thurman the third!" His father watch in horror as he attacks the goons, "what do you think you're doing?" He was outraged.

"What does it look like dad, I'm going against the family just to save the imp I love"

Moxxie was in awed that Chazwick was saving him, "I lied to ya crimson, I'm not rich, I only said that is I could marry Moxxie and take him away from you, of course these two had ruined everything so now I'm gonna take him by force"

He spots a goon hanging from the altar in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards Millie.

"She's a BROAD! Kill her! And the same goes for Chaz too"

He sees the goon he just threw at Millie get chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him.

Millie continues her rampage and impales several goons on the dildo poles.

"You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get her! You stupid idiots! Go get 'er!"

Millie kicks a dildo into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car.

Blitzo yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon before Millie recovers and beats a goon with a gas can.

She then uses Blitzo as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and takes the goon's pistol, and detonates the goon holding the gas can.

Elder Jaw closes his book, purposedly drops it and puts both his hands up and casually leaves, flipping off everyone still alive.

One of the few surviving goons get elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws.

Millie then ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue, destroying all the chairs.

Millie prepares to crash the altar with the car before she brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull.

As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the altar, a goon tries to suckerpunch her, but Millie knocks him out. She whips her tail and glares daggers at Crimson.

Then he sees Chaz freeing moxxie,  Millie glares at crimson with a deadly glare who begrudgingly allows Moxxie to leave, he turns to Chaz offering him is hand.

"Come with us Chaz, there's nothing for you here"

Chaz loos back at his dad who glares at him, "Chaz don't, if you leave then you are no longer my son"

Chaz looks back at Moxxie then his dad then he takes Moxxie's hand.

"So long dad"

"CHAZWICH!" His dad roars.

I.M.P hop the destroyed fence and takes a waiting helicopter.

The helicopter flies away with a banner saying "Got Married"

back to I.M.P where the helicopter arrives; Loona, sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at the camera, and gives an angry shrug.

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie along with Chaz disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Moxxie hugs Chaz.

"thank you for saving me. You're amazing" Moxxie says.

"I told you I still cared about you"

"Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox" blitzo ruffles Moxxie's hair, "Also, we got a new member joining our team, say how good are you with guns?" He shakes Chaz's hand.

"I'm a pro at it"

Scene cuts back to Crimson's mansion. He walks in the lounge room. where his trophy wall is located and places a trophy with Chaz's name on it, Bruce was so betrayed by his son, he punched the wall to let his anger out, Crimson then growls angrily and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on a young Moxxie's forehead.

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