Bringing Demons To The Theater

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RavenDragon was setting up the theater for the next group of guests.

RavenDragon: Alright. Food, drinks, earplugs, tissues, and power blockers.

RavenDragon snapped her fingers then the whole Helluva Boss cast including Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, Barbie Wire, Queen Bee, Millie's parents, Verosika, and Vortex.

Blitz: What the fuck?! Where are we?! Moxxie, what did you do?!

Moxxie: How is this my fault?!

Barbie/Verosika: Blitzo!?

Blitz: Oh just my luck! My sister and my ex-girlfriend are in the same place.

Loona: Tex?

Vortex: Loona?

Millie: Where are we?

Fizzarolli: The last thing I remember was being in the penthouse with Ozzie. After Blitz helped me in Greed.

Barbie: I'm sorry, what?!

Stolas: I don't recognize this place.

RavenDragon: This is my humble theater.

Everyone looked up as RavenDragon descended from the balcony.

Millie: Who are you and what do you want with us?! (Holds her knife in defense)

RavenDragon snapped her fingers and magically made any weapons that the demons had on them disappear.

RavenDragon: Sorry. I have a no deadly weapons rule in my theater. Anyway, I'm RavenDragon, and I am here to show you all an alternate universe of your lives.

Blitz: Excuse me? What kind of bullshit is this?!

RavenDragon: Oh I wouldn't be so snippy there Blitz.

Blitz: Oh, and why is that?

RavenDragon: Because in this universe, you and Stolas are married.

Blitz: Ha! Yeah right! Nice joke crazy lady.

Stolas: Perhaps some proof.

RavenDragon: Of course.

RavenDragon handed Stolas a photo. The photo was of Blitz and Stolas on their wedding day with Loona as a ten-year-old pup and Octavia as a five-year-old chick. Stolas was wearing a wedding dress that almost resembled Cinderella's with Alencon lace and little gemstones that sparkled like stars. Blitz, Millie, Octavia, Moxxie, Loona, and Fizzarolli all looked at the photo.

Loona: I was ten in this photo? But Blitz adopted me when I was almost eighteen.

RavenDragon: Not in this universe. Blitz and Stolas adopted you when you were just ten, Loona.

Octavia: Let me guess, he and Mum divorced when I was five?

RavenDragon: Sadly yes.

Fizzarolli: I told you Stolas loves you!

Blitz: Shut up!

Stolas looked both happy and heartbroken.

RavenDragon: Believe me now?

Stolas: We look... happy.

Blitz: OK, so me and Stolas are married. It's not like I have kids with him.

RavenDragon: Well...

Blitz's face went pale then he fainted.

Stolas, Loona, Millie, Fizzarolli, and Moxxie: Blitz!

Barbie: Oh my satan! (laughs) I didn't think it was possible!

RavenDragon: Yep. Different universe, different rules.

Fizzarolli: Get some water!

RavenDragon: I got it.

RavenDragon kneeled and waved some smelling salts in front of Blitz's nose which woke him up.

Blitz: What kind of sick joke is this?!

RavenDragon: No joke. Look, I know you and Stolas have been having issues. But I think that maybe if I show you all a different universe with you guys, it might help.

Lin: Darling, I think that's wonderful.

RavenDragon: Aww. Thanks. Anyway, I got your seats all labeled. So just head to your seats. Oh and Ozzie, Fizzy, please no sex in the theater.

Fizzarolli: Wh-What? I don't know what you're talking about.

RavenDragon: Fizz, sweetie, I know everything in many universes. And I know you and Asmodeus are an item. By the way, I think it's just so sweet!

Blitz glared at Fizzarolli.

Blitz: Hold up! You and the king of Lust are an item?! You fucking hypocrites!

Fizzarolli: Well, I...

Beelzebub: I knew it! I knew you and Fizzarolli were a couple!

Asmodeus: Wait, you knew?!

Beelzebub: You kidding? You two are terrible at hiding your relationship. (turns to RavenDragon) Please, please, tell me that those two are still a couple in this universe that we are about to see!

RavenDragon: Even better. Ozzie and Fizz are secretly married.

Beelzebub: Shut up! Married!? About fucking time!

Asmodeus: How are you and I friends?

Everyone sat down in their seats. Blitz ended up sitting next to Stolas. Fizzarolli stopped at the snack table to grab food but he was reluctant to grab some of his favorite foods. RvaneDragon took Fizzarolli's hand and gave him a warm smile.

RavenDragon: It's ok Fizz. You can grab anything you want. No one will judge you.

Fizzarolli: But I have Mammon's Clown Pageant...

RavenDragon: Mammon can choke on a rib bone for all I care. You are perfect just as you are. Ozzie thinks so and what you two have is special. Mammon can't hurt you here.

Fizzarolli: Thanks kid.

Fizzarolli grabbed a bunch of burgers, fries, and a lot of sweets for himself and Asmodeus to share.

RavenDragon: And now without further ado, let the show begin!

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