(The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitz is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. Blitz was wearing maternity clothes for his seven-month pregnancy)

Fizzarolli: I always knew you were the woman in your love life.

Blitz: Shut up, Fizzarolli!

BLITZ: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.

(Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.)

That got a few laughs from Fizzarolli, Loona, and Barbie Wire while Moxxie just gave Blitzø a deadpanned look who just smirked at the little imp.

BLITZ: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

MILLIE: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?

BLITZ: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?

Barbie: He's not wrong.

BLITZ: *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

MOXXIE: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Verosika: Shocker.

BLITZ: (wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder) Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. (pushes Moxxie away) Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

(Blitz turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitz whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzø eating popcorn.)

Barbie and Fizzarolli were a little stunned seeing what Blitz's company does.

Fizzarolli: From a clown to an assassin. Didn't see that coming.

Blitz: At least someone sees my talent.

Stolas: Um, Blitzy, you're pregnant. Are you sure you should even be out in your condition?

Blitz: It's fine, Stolas.

BLITZ: Ahh. Those are the good times.

MOXXIE: I don't need any reminding sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel, nobody watches.

BLITZ: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

MILLIE: People love musicals, sir.

BLITZ: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. (does jazz hands)

Loona: Even when he is pregnant, Blitz is so dramatic.

Blitz: I am not dramatic!

BLITZ: (The hormones kicked in) Are you gonna crush my musical dreams like my dad did?

MOXXIE: Sir...

BLITZ: (The hormones actually made him wanna cry for absolutely no reason) Because... All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of who... who I truly am inside!

Loona: Question? Was Blitz always this dramatic?

Blitz: Loonie!

Fizzarolli: He wasn't that dramatic.

Blitz: Thank you, Fizz.

Barbie: He was way worse. Without the hormones.

Blitz: Barbie!

Barbie: She asked!

MILLIE: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?

MOXXIE: I- What?

MILLIE: (flirtatiously) I thought I knew you.

(She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.)

Fizzarolli faked a gag beside Asmodeus who raised an amused eyebrow at the two married imps on screen. Looks like those two have both lust and love emitting from them even where they are now.

Beelzebub: Aww!

BLITZ: (Teary) I can't believe you Moxxie! After I made you the employee of the month! (He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.)

Almost everyone laughs at Moxxie's picture.

Fizzarolli: What's with the drunk look?

Moxxie: (Grumbled) I really hate that picture.

MOXXIE: (defeated) Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

MILLIE: I liked it.

MOXXIE: Do not- (points at Millie) Do not agree with him in front of me!

([The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial back to when Blitz was just six weeks pregnant.)

BLITZ: Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.! (The company's logo digitally manifested itself above his hand.)

(Two pictures of Blitzø in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzø wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.)

Fizzarolli: There's something you don't see every day.

Asmodeus: A weird commercial?

Fizzarolli: No. The fact that Blitz was wearing an angel costume.

Blitz: (sarcasm) Ha, ha, ha, real funny.

BLITZ: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

(The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzø holds a cardboard sign in the frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!")

DEMON GUY: After lovingly killing my wife for (in demonic voice) fucking the delivery man, (normal voice) you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that (in demonic voice) yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!

Verosika: And he wonders why he's in hell.

(Blitz is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he makes a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire away as he walks up to the portal.)

Stolas: Blitzy! You're showing my grimoire!

Fizzarolli: That explains how you get to the human world.

Blitz: How did you think we got up there?

Fizzarolli: Using an Asmodeus crystal. Duh!

BLITZ: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! (falls backward into the portal)

(The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.)

SINGER:

When you want somebody gone,

(A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.)

And you don't want to wait too long

(Moxxie, Blitz, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitz holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form the letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.)

Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!

Octavia: Not gonna lie, it is catchy.

Vortex: She's not wrong.

Fizzarolli: Meh.

Blitz: Geez thanks Fizz.

(Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio covers where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.)

Hand grenade or cyanide,

(Blitz is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.)

We'll make it look like suicide

(Blitz is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.)

Joe: That's my girl!

Millie blushed.

The Immediate Murder Professionals!

(The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzø creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.)

We do our job so well,

[The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.]

Because we come straight out from Hell!

(The I.M.P trio suddenly looks shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.)

Stolas: Blitz!

Blitz: It was an accident!

Fizzarolli, Barbie, and Verosika were howling with laughter.

(Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 positions, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzø examines a pair of panties.)

We'll kill your husband or your wife

(Blitzo stabs someone tied to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.)

Stolas laughs/hoots softly behind his hand at the goofy expression of Blitzø.

We'll even let you keep the knife

(A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.)

We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-

(Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.)

EDDIE: AUUUGH!

(The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzø and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.)

Silence crashed down like a tidal wave as everyone turned to Moxxie who was mortified by what he did.

Moxxie: Did I just shoot a child?!

Moxxie starts having a panic attack. RavenDragon immediately went to Moxxie's side.

RavenDragon: Moxxie, deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Moxxie breathed slowly and calmed down.

RavenDragon: Better?

Moxxie: Thanks. How did you know?

RavenDragon: Not my first time dealing with people with panic attacks.

(The scene changed to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.]

PINK-HAIRED NURSE: (in masculine voice) Doctor, he's not responding!

BLUE-HAIRED NURSE: Cool water, stat!

(The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leaving a large welt on his face.)

BLUE-HAIRED NURSE: It didn't do anything!

(The boy's tongue flops down from his mouth.)

DOCTOR: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.

Bee: Again?

RavenDragon: Best not to ask.

(Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.)

DOCTOR: CLEAR!

(They all zap the boy and he wakes up.)

EDDIE: (gasps)

DOCTOR: Holy shit! It actually worked.

Fizzarolli/Barbie: That works?

(Blitzø, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzø is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.)

DOCTOR: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?

BLITZ: The fuck is insurance?

(A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope tangled around Blitzø's foot. Blitzø slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.)

(A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.)

SINGER: Kids die for freeeeeee!

Fizzarolli, Verosika, and Barbie were howling and wheezing with laughter.

Fizzarolli: (wheezing) You just... just... that is... (Laughing)

Blitz: Shut up, Fizz!

(The scene cuts back to the boardroom. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt.)

MOXXIE: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.

LOONA: *not looking up* Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.

MOXXIE: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!

Vortex: That's your idea of a comeback?

Moxxie: She was getting on my nerves!

BLITZ: Hey, now. We don't blame our screw-ups on Loona, okay?!

(Blitz hugs and nuzzles Loona, who snarls at him in response.)

BLITZ: She didn't do anything wrooooong~

MOXXIE: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!

Bee: This cute pup? She can't be that bad.

Loona blushed at Bee's comment but Blitz was raging up a storm.

(The scene cuts to a flashback of Loona at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.)

LOONA: (not looking up) Hello, I.M.P.

MILLIE: (on the phone, panicked) Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--

(Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.)

Vortex: Oh now I get it.

(The next scene cuts to Blitz who was just four months pregnant and his baby bump showing had just come back from a mission. Loona smelled something on Blitz.)

LOONA: Is that blood?

BLITZ: It's just a scratch, Loony.

LOONA: I'm texting Stolas. (Texted Stolas)

BLITZ: No, no, no, do not tell Stolas!

LOONA: And he's on his way.

Blitz blushed as he sank into his seat.

Stolas: We really are married.

(The scene then cuts to Loona at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flier for "Chub B Gone".)

Moxxie: I am not fat!

Loona eyed Moxxie up and down then smirked at him.

Moxxie growled.

MOXXIR: Um, e- excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?

LOONA: No.

MOXXIE: Wha- Why- Why would anyone send me this?

LOONA: C'mon... (looks up at Moxxie) You know why.

Millie's parents snickered.

Sallie May: You could put a salad in your body.

Moxxie: For the last time. I. Am. Not. Fat!

(The next scene shows Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.)

Loona: Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!

(Loona turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and eats the salad.)

Octavia: Why would you drink on a work night?

MILLIE: Why would you drink on a work night?

LOONA: (stops eating) I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!

Fizzarolli: Asked and answered.

Moxxie: So that's where my lunch went!

(Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.)

MOXXIE: Isn't that my lunch?

LOONA: (drops the box on the floor) Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some-

(She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie.)

LOONA: -fucking steam!

Blitzø and Fizzarolli laughed as Moxxie flushed from anger and embarrassment as he sank in his seat next to Millie and grumbled.

(Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street.)

LOONA: AAAAAAAAAAH!

(Loona runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.)

Stolas: Did she just...?

Barbie: Rage issues much?

Blitz: She's my daughter. And technically your niece!

Barbie: Fine. I'll play nice.

(The flashback ends, and Blitzø is standing by Loona.)

BLITZ: (Muttered) Blame everything on my kids. (He then spoke up) Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family.

(Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles, touched by Blitz's words.)

Blitz: Was that a smile I see, Loonie-Toonie?

Loona: Blitz!

Bee: I think the nickname is cute.

Loona blushed.

MOXXIE: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!

(As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.)

Loona snickered while Moxxie grumbled as Millie cuddled her husband.

BLITZ: That is offensive! Without homeless people, (walks over to the window and raises blinds) I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!

(Blitz puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cell phone and turns away from the hobo. Blitz smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.)

Stolas: Was that necessary?

Blitz: This is Hell, Stolas.

MOXXIE: While we're on the subject of (makes air quotes with his hands) "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work? Don't you have better things to do? Like try and get control of your emotions?

Verosika and Fizzarolli: Wait, what?

MILLIE: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

(Glass shattering noise plays as Moxxie makes a stocked face.)

MOXXIE: Excuse me... (Moxxie looks at Millie) WHAT?!

(The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.)

MOXXIE: Honey, can you get me the butter?

MILLIE: Sure, sweetie.

(Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitz inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.)

BLITZ: Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!

(Millie giggles)

Both Millie and Stolas laughed and giggled softly at the joke as Moxxie and Loona groaned since it was a bit corny.

MOXXIE: *throws the diced carrots into the soup* What's funny, honey?

BLITZ: Really impressive wordplay.

MOXXIE: WHAT THE-?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

Fizzarolli: You really hid in the fridge?

Blitz: So?

(Later that evening, shows a building, Inside Moxxie, and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitz standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.)

Stolas laughed a little.

RavenDragon Quick question, does Fizzarolli purr like Blitz, Asmodeus?

Fizzarolli: I don't purr!

Asmodeus then nuzzled his face against Fizzarolli's face, Fizzarolli let out a low purr. Blitz gave Fizzarolli a smug look.

Blitz: You don't purr, huh?

RavenDragon: Aww! Ship it!

BLITZ: Whatcha dreamin' about?

MOXXIE: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.

(In the next scene, Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts.)

MOXXIE: Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell

MILLIE (joins in): (harmonizing) It's for him that I fell

MOXXIE: Oh, Millie~

Bee, Asmodeus, Stolas, RavenDragon, and Fizzarolli: Aww!

(They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzø outside the window holding a camcorder.)

MOXXIE: Are you fucking filming us right now?!

Verosika: I don't remember Blitzo being that clingy when we dated.

Barbie took a spit-take from her soda.

Barbie: You and my brother dated?!

Blitz: So we dated. It's not that big a deal.

Barbie: Seriously?! You? And Verosika? Were you both drunk?

Blitz: No. We actually dated.

(The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.)

MILLIE: In a few months, he'll be too busy, Mo-

MOXXIE: Just... stop... doing that!

MILLIE: (lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder) Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!

MOXXIE: I am calm!

[Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitz]

MILLIE: (comforting Moxxie) Shh-shh-shh. There, there.

RavenDragon: In every universe, you two are the second sweetest couple in hell.

Millie/Moxxie: Second?!

Blitz: Let me guess, me and Stolas?

RavenDragon: Nope. Third.

Blitz: What?! Then who's the first one?

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus were holding hands and looking at each other with googly eyes.

Blitz: Them?!

Fizzarolli: Surprise, suckers!

BLITZ: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff (motions his hands to imply sexual activity) you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!

MOXXIE: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot!

MILLIE: Mox, he's our boss!

BLITZ: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive? (smiling smugly) ...retarded.

(The camera zooms out to Loona.)

LOONA: The only reason you have a wife (looks away from her phone to glare at Moxxie) is because you're easy to manage!

(Millie slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger.)

MILLIE: No, he's not, you (deeper tone) BITCH! *flips Loona off*

(Loona growls at Millie)

BLITZ: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!

LOONA: (snaps at Millie) Yes, I am!

Barbie: Is it always like this?

I.M.P.: Yes.

EDDIE: (offscreen) You guys are all fucking assholes.

Everyone looked confused.

(Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona's eyes all widened in surprise. They look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.)

Fizzarolli: How is that kid still alive?

(Eddie looked at Blitz with disgust)

EDDIE: And really? A pregnant man?! That's disgusting! (Sticks his tongue at Blitz.)

Blitz was about to attack the screen when Stolas held him back.

Stolas: Blitzy, please calm down.

Blitz pouted then he sat back in his seat.

BLITZ: Oh shut up kid, you're lucky to even witness this. And I think I, a man, am doing better than what your sleazy coke-addict mom did with you!

MOXXIE: (pinches the bridge of his nose) Ugh, this company is such a mess!

BLITZ: Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit.

LOONA: Nobody was talking about that!

BLITZ: That's why I'm tryna get that ball rollin', so how does it look? The maternity stuff is good right...

Stolas: Well... I think Blitz looks wonderful.

Blitz blushed all of a sudden.

EDDIE: It's been a literal hell (detaches the tubes of the heart monitor) having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!

(He once again points at Blitz.)

EDDIE: You are a selfish, greedy fat clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!

Blitz: Why I outta...!

RavenDragon: Don't even think about it!

Blitz crossed his arms.

MOXXIE: Hey, now! That's not very--

(Eddie interrupts Moxxie, intimidating him.)

EDDIE: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

(Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.)

MILLE: That's my husband you're talkin' to!

EDDIE: (laughs) That's your husband?!

(Moxxie and Millie snarl at Eddie.)

EDDIE: I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad!

Millie and Moxxie snarled at the screen.

EDDIE: (points at Loona) And you!

LOONA: What? (looks up from her phone) What about me?

EDDIE: Nothing. (crosses arms) I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

(Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at Eddie with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.)

Vortex: Please tell me this guy was the target.

BLITZ: Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.

EVERYONE: (softly) Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit.

(Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.)

LOONA: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.

BLITZ: Who?

LOONA: (points at Eddie) Him.

EDDIE: (in disbelief) Me?

Bee: Huh? Look at that.

Vortex: So I was right.

LOONA: (smugly, without looking up) Yup.

BLITZ: They wanted us to kill an actual child?

LOONA: That's what they're sayin'.

BLITZ: ... Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God.

[Blitz draws a flintlock pistol and fires it at Eddie, killing him instantly.]

EDDIE: OWWWW! (crashes into the wall as he gets shot, covers a spot with blood as he says this, landing on the table while his eyes turn to Xs)

I.M.P.: Yes!

Octavia: Cool.

MOXXIE: Beautifully done, sir.

BLITZ: Thank you Moxxie.

MILLIE: Let us finish this prick. You rest. Both you and the baby need it.

BLITZ: Fine. But I'm still getting a few more kills in before leaving.

Stolas: Blitz!

Blitz: What? This is the other me! I mean, it's not like we're gonna meet our kid.

RavenDragon: (muttered) More like kids.