Fire Lord: You know what they say, if you can't beat them, FIGHT LIKE A DIRTY B-STARD.

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Nex: Sometimes an enemy is just a friend you hadn't made yet.

Evo: And sometimes they just want the world to burn.

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Breez: Date someone who would drag you out at 3am to admire the stars.

Stormer: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Furno, to Nex and Evo, when they just got assigned to be in Alpha Team: Who's the brains because Stormer said that we need another member that makes good decisions?

Evo: Depends on what you're looking for; Nex is great with technological and medical decisions and I'm better with combat decisions on the spot and I don't give away my location to say hi to someone I just met 3 seconds ago.

Nex, pointing at a certain golden hero in the corner table of the room, reading the daily Makuhero News: Evo, LOOK, it's the guy who fixed the spelling mistakes in my diary! Let's go say hi.

Nex dashes over to Rocka and starts to blabber about the diary, his and Evo's new position, and how they can be friends. The golden hero was just plain confused on how he was found so easily and how Nex wasn't really that upset about his diary being read with Evo and Furno staring in their direction.

Evo, back to Furno: As I said earlier, it depends on what you're looking for.

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Thresher: You need to react when people cry.

Von Ness: I did, I rolled my eyes.

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Bulk: You know what, I'm holding you responsible for this.

Speeda Demon: Yeah, that'll teach me.

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XPlode: Hiding from the police, the Hero Factory, and the military is not a random out of the blue thing you do on the occasion, it's a daily activity you partake in.

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Core Hunter: Next time I kill someone, I'll remember to dispose of the body more carefully. Maybe freeze them alive, cut them apart with a jigsaw and put the body parts in a restaurant's freezer.

Voltix: No! Don't randomly kill people! Especially not like THAT! I did not get a job as a lawyer for sh-t like THIS!!!

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Surge: It's been only five minutes since Furno tried unclogging a public toilet with his dual fire blaster and now that whole stall is unusable and the entire bathroom is in flames.

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Author's notes:

Sorry that this chapter is short as I didn't really have much and I felt bad about not updating it.

Here's a preview of page 3, that I am still procrastinating on...and should hopefully be out by the 16th of December.

The story is mostly just going to be a darker and shorter Ordeal of Fire(5 parts long) and Savage Planet(maybe 5 parts long) with the more original stuff coming in the Breakout part of the story, which might be 15 parts long.

I might have to put a warning for gratuitous violence on certain parts too.

In part 3, I was going to pay homage to THIS(yes, it's from a kids show) but then I decided that it would drag on for a bit too long.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Ironically, Mechanical Madness was originally going to be more of a light hearted comedy(before I settled on the name by over a year) but then it shifted to trama.