Bioverse Furno is a menace: the compilation

Furno, to Rotor: Your mother was a headless chicken and even she saw how ugly you are and gave you to an orphanage because not even plastic surgery can fix it.

Rotor: I don't even have a mother, what are you talking about?

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Furno, to XPlode: You can't be ugly AND mean, have mercy on yourself.

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Furno, to the Witch Doctor: For someone who is a doctor, you suck at your job.

Witch Doctor: Wha-

Furno: You bit a FANGZ and gave it RABIES.

Witch Doctor: I did not!

Furno, pointing at the corrupted Quaza spikes on the fangz: Then what the f—k are those?

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Bulk was wrestling with Rotor and the two were in a stalemate.

Furno looked over, took out his duel fire blaster, skipped over to the combatants, charged up his weapon, and aimed it at Rotor's right kneecap.

Rotor noticed and lifted his leg just in time so it hits the lower half of his leg instead, but because he was grappling with Bulk, he fell backwards and took Bulk down with him.

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Stormer: Furno, we need to talk about different solutions to problems that aren't starting fires.

Furno: But it's the most effective solution.

Stormer:

If Bioverse Furno was in the canon universe, it is practically guaranteed that a large number of events will end differently and/or never happen.

Speaking of which, if the canon characters meet their Bioverse counterparts, they'll either like each other, hate each other, or be absolutely terrified.

The reason why he's not going to be THAT chaotic in Mechanical Madness is kinda lazy and half-a—ed: he saw just how bad arson can be during the "Ordeal of Fire" event and kinda stopped from there.

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Author's notes:

Sorry for this really short section as I won't be updating this for a bit.

Anyways, here are some southern black racer pictures, they are all separate individuals. These photos were taken before Ian ruined everything.

This is the largest black racer I've ever caught, I'm not squeezing her by any means but it's kinda hard to take a photo of a 4 and half foot long inquisitive noodle with one hand so I kinda had to hold her still, she's also the friendliest one I caught too.

And here's a baby black racer.

One other unrelated thing.

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This is one of my absolute favorite moments in daikaiju tokusatsu. I love the effects and musical score for this scene, please give it a watch.

It does have some flaws though like the English dub being...less than stellar and the CGI being weird and easily distinguishable from the suits.

I can forgive the CGI as this movie was made in 1999 with a budget of around 8 million USD but I am absolutely amazed on how it keeps up with and even surpassing other films during that time with an example being Godzilla 1998, which was made with a budget of 125 million USD.