Toxic Reapa: Could you be anymore annoying?

Speeda Demon: Yes.

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Furno: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Stormer: Furno...

Furno:

Bulk: ...Please, go back to bed.

Furno: Why? I am speaking the truth.

Stormer, optic twitching: Just go.

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*Alpha Team standing in front of 20 burning rooms in the Assembly Tower*

Surge: .... I thought the rooms were fireproof.

Stringer: It is. But it's not Furnoproof.

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Furno: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Stormer: Yes, absolutely.

Furno: When?

Stormer: When you're right.

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Zib: I feel like today is going be a good day.

Nex: Do you think flies call us "walks"?

Zib: Never mind, I'm going back to bed.

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Furno: I'm really glad that "fight me" has replaced "sue me" in the common vernacu-whatever, 'cause I don't have any money, but I do have fists.

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Breez: you're so tall, Ma'am. what can you see from up there?

Queen Beast: everyone's flaws.

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Nebula: Some people like to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution.

Nebula: But I happen to believe you can be both.

Nebula: I'm a prime example.

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Stringer: Life's too short to spend time fretting you might set off some nosy killjoy.

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Zib: What's a good way to say something's dead?

Stormer: It's deceased.

Breez: It passed away.

Furno: It's aliven't.

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Speeda Demon: If we're ever in a situation where I am the "voice of reason" then we are in a VERY bad situation.

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Stringer: Let me guess, Core Hunter's robot army plan went horribly wrong?

Rocka: Yep.

Stringer: Could have been worse. Could have gone horribly right.

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Zib, quizzing Furno, exasperated: What are the three stages of life?

Furno: Birth, what the fuck is this, and death.

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Fire Lord: See those four cars, Preston? A drunk person would see eight of them.

Stormer: There's only two cars.

Fire Lord:

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Dark Creator: There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

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Core Hunter: Your insolence goes too far!

Furno: Wrong, you piece of Nebula's asscrack! It can go a lot farther!

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Surge: Are you gonna be able to be civil to Rocka?

Furno: I'M perfectly civil! HE'S the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face, and he's a di-

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Nex: I can't believe you did this! We are no longer friends!

Nebula: We never were friends. You were just in denial the whole time. If you want a villain "friend" just go to Speeda Demon. He's a harmless fu-

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Core Hunter: You are, without a doubt, the worst "well known" villain I've ever heard of.

Speeda Demon: But you have heard of me...

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Jawblade: Welcome aboard, runt. I know firsthand of a rookie's need to scream in times of terror and pain. So you just go ahead and do as what you must.

Furno: You speak English? Then you know what, kiss my a-

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Sorry that this book was put on hold, my attention was elsewhere...aka the new fics I'm cooking up.

It took forever as I have the focus of a glass pane.

I did them all out of order except for book 1 so prepare to wait for a while.

Like, after book 1 is done, book 6 is probably going to be done too...and then 4 and 7.

While they are Hero Factory fanfics, they are a different continuity from the incorrect quotes, so characterization is going to be different, especially for a few major characters.